I'm just trying to get in her pants
I totally admit it.
Just like all the rest of you pre-tards.
And I think I have a fighting chance. Perhaps a better chance than all of you (-1) ass hounds reading this... yes. I do.
Because it's common knowledge that a woman can please a woman better than a man can please a woman.
I got that going for me.
I am petite (and so is she) so our bodies will fit together well in Jello and/or liquid latex without using too large of square footage.. this works well for cheaper hotel rooms and closets.
We both eat like birds... so screw dinner.
I got those going for me too.
And I have tits (not manboobs, tits for fuckssake) that she can fondle, tug on, bite, lick, nibble gently, pinch under duress of pleasure, and kiss gently... yet innocently.... we can rub ours together perhaps.. and make them dance as they slip...
Hmm. Yep, got that going for me too.
We can share clothes. BINGO.
Wow. Odds aren't looking so good for you fuck faces... huh?
"But Emma?!?!" you say "Emma, she's eventually going to need some cock! Neither of you look like big breed dog owners, she'll never survive without a man... or at least a good donkey!?!?!"
But I say this. I have cock. Without size or girth restrictions. That's right. I can accommodate just about any size she deems "fit" for the moment with a click of two straps.
You cant do that!
And customize it per her request. Tickler, no tickler... DP? "Oh, sure Sullen, I'll just switch up baby hold on..." Perhaps feeling like the disco lights one? Or maybe this one that looks like a spoon? ok, i can do that. Oh, you want to go chocolate tonight? Okay.
You cant do that either!
And I can kiss her tenderly on the back of the neck before I bite her. You guys forget to do that shit... give us a tease of pleasure with our pain. Fags.
So anyway, Ha. Bitches.
Someday Sullen and I will make hot dirty angry passionate and unstopping sloppy love between the rubber sheets of a full size bed we can really spread out on and not even stop for food - and it will be her ultimate night of pleasure because she can finally feel the "perfect man."
But those reasons above aren't really why I know I will get in her pants first... It's because unlike you emotional knuckle-draggers.... We can cry together.
Sullen,
As promised....
And for the rest of you retards... here's me sucking on a popsicle, deal with it.
Happy Friday. Happy March Madness. I have lost money.
Bostick I hope you have something special to post on St. Patricks Day. I will make a trip to my laptop just to see it. You sexy slippery mother fucker.
Just like all the rest of you pre-tards.
And I think I have a fighting chance. Perhaps a better chance than all of you (-1) ass hounds reading this... yes. I do.
Because it's common knowledge that a woman can please a woman better than a man can please a woman.
I got that going for me.
I am petite (and so is she) so our bodies will fit together well in Jello and/or liquid latex without using too large of square footage.. this works well for cheaper hotel rooms and closets.
We both eat like birds... so screw dinner.
I got those going for me too.
And I have tits (not manboobs, tits for fuckssake) that she can fondle, tug on, bite, lick, nibble gently, pinch under duress of pleasure, and kiss gently... yet innocently.... we can rub ours together perhaps.. and make them dance as they slip...
Hmm. Yep, got that going for me too.
We can share clothes. BINGO.
Wow. Odds aren't looking so good for you fuck faces... huh?
"But Emma?!?!" you say "Emma, she's eventually going to need some cock! Neither of you look like big breed dog owners, she'll never survive without a man... or at least a good donkey!?!?!"
But I say this. I have cock. Without size or girth restrictions. That's right. I can accommodate just about any size she deems "fit" for the moment with a click of two straps.
You cant do that!
And customize it per her request. Tickler, no tickler... DP? "Oh, sure Sullen, I'll just switch up baby hold on..." Perhaps feeling like the disco lights one? Or maybe this one that looks like a spoon? ok, i can do that. Oh, you want to go chocolate tonight? Okay.
You cant do that either!
And I can kiss her tenderly on the back of the neck before I bite her. You guys forget to do that shit... give us a tease of pleasure with our pain. Fags.
So anyway, Ha. Bitches.
Someday Sullen and I will make hot dirty angry passionate and unstopping sloppy love between the rubber sheets of a full size bed we can really spread out on and not even stop for food - and it will be her ultimate night of pleasure because she can finally feel the "perfect man."
But those reasons above aren't really why I know I will get in her pants first... It's because unlike you emotional knuckle-draggers.... We can cry together.
Sullen,
As promised....
And for the rest of you retards... here's me sucking on a popsicle, deal with it.
Happy Friday. Happy March Madness. I have lost money.
Bostick I hope you have something special to post on St. Patricks Day. I will make a trip to my laptop just to see it. You sexy slippery mother fucker.
posted by Everything Nice at 6:29 PM
180 Comments:
i wish that popsicle was my cock.
i still plan on banging you and sullen when we visit seattle.
Ok... that video did make me cry :( But thank you for posting it. Sincerely.
I think you listed some extremely valid points here... and I hadn't even thought about the clothes, accessories, etc.. etc... Fan-fucking-tastic. Not to mention that I've always loved the fact that since we're the same height all our naughty bits will line up perfectly :)
xx
See! :)
*nods head
She said "naughty bits line up perfectly."
you are welcome sullen, sincerely :)
all of her points are valid.. but.. Sullen - she won't leave you with that empty emotional void, the one that women thrive on, that makes them keep coming back to a man, the one that makes them crave getting a man to collapse into their arms one evening after fucking for hours instead of running for the remote - she can't provide you with that "fuck he's such an asshole, but he just fucked me into oblivion and I think somewhere deep down he likes me".... it'll never be as good as that!
and you really don't want her clothes
so.. Sullen ... when you get done with the fantasy about her feel free to drop me a line - i have skills
and about that countertop - it really clashes with the frilly sleeves!
happy st. patrick's day fucker - and don't look at me like that
(I fantasized about fuckin Bjork in an igloo while a fox masturbated in the corner... it was a rough evening for me)
He's got some fanfuckingtastic points.
I dreamt the snowman that turns into a boy on that Campbells Soup commercial and Booj from Open Season had me doing obscene things with them on my body bouncer while I squeezed a fresh glass of grapefruit into a jug of white devils vomit.... but I slept like a baby!
Morning fuckers.
PS -
Pooh bear,
I think it would really turn you on to know that picture was taken at fetish night at a friends house. There was a hot blonde about 10 ft away from me that was getting fisted!
she was loving it!
Piglet
fuckin' dykes.
Music Association moment for the day:
you know, Feiticeira just came on...
and I am reminded that I am to look for the menace today.
Weird how that works.
E - Are you trying to make a point? You lost me somewhere between nipple slipping and rubber sheets.
Mesh - I agree the marble is hideous with the lace.
Carl - What E said is true, she was loving the fisting. That's why E pussied out and hid on the floor in the kitchen.
Music Association for the Day:
Idiots Rule - Janes Addiction - should be the theme song for this place
piglet,
good morning sunshine! you look soon innocent in that picture. can you wear that outfit when we do anal? perhaps you can stick the ice cream bar in my asshole then lick it out?
Music Association of the Day -
"the last unicorn" theme song for that mesh fag.
"Back that Ass Up" for Carl... the big gay Al version.
Pooh Bear,
I suppose... And then afterward I can call you Sundae and shove a jar of maraschino cherries in your gaping asshole?
Jesus fuck...
If this ever happens ya'll better have another chick there taking photos.
Good morning my dears.
You damn fucking right I will have something for tomorrow starfucker.
I promise to make you laugh.
i'm gonna have to google "the last unicorn" song - why the fuck you listening to unicorn songs ya weird nipple freak
ya know... every time i hear gaping assholes my first thought is typically maraschino cherries anyway - no need to type that ..
anyone else wanna put money on the fact that Shawn knows every word to "Do you really want to hurt me" - Culture Club
And Der Kommisar!
Let me tell you one of the rules here mesh.
There are no rules..
HOWEVER. It it very much frowned upon to mention gay ass 80's songs that get stuck in heads.
Carl does it all the time.
Patrick Swayze - Shes like the wind
Still with the nipples, huh buddy?
happy friday homo's and whores!
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
i'm going to paint my schlong green for st patty's day!
Bonny tyler - Total eclipse of the heart.
time after time...if you fall i will be there i will be waiting!
You wont need much paint carl!
i fucking love 80's music.
Holy fuck Carl played the Cindi Lauper card.
Nice picture, Emma dear.
...someday, we'll add up all the numbers, and see how they bounce on those sheets...
--sir less-than-zero
Alright I'll ante up then...
Holiday - Madonna
Carl is gay for playing the cindi lauper card.
Wham - Wake me up
tainted love - soft cell
vogue - madonna
i'm too sexy - right said fred
you spin me around - dead or alive
shake your groove thing - peaches and herb
groove is in the heart - deelite
my balls turned green, you'd think they'd be blue.. but nope.. green
you got that did you H? luv. :)
Oh Father - Madonna. Love that song.
WHAM! Oh my god!
Anybody remember "Pop Goes the World?"
I'm getting more than I could dream, I do think.
and you'll get your pic
*wink
least he didn't go with 'girls just wanna have fun'.. give him some credit
and 'buddy' - your nipples freak me out, make me feel all uncomfortable - i've seen kneecaps with more appeal than those bizarre things
I fucking hate 80s music. Country too.
E: Uh-huh. How much does that amaze me ?
Two songs, two unintended messages...again.
whore.
'I'm every woman' - Chaka Khan
makes me think of EN
*kisses and spanks to Emma...
...and H :)
and *bites for the rest of you...
Pop Goes The Weasel - 3rd Bass
Aint No Half Steppin - Big Daddy Kane
KNockin Boots - Candyman
tough shit
....
And we'll STILL end up knockin' the boots!!!
alright - Runnin with Kid N' Play
or
Harden My Heart - Quarterflash
Night of the Living Baseheads - Public Enemy.
Take on Me - AHA
Treat her like a prostitute - Slick Rick
C&C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat
give me the music.. give me the music .. everybody dance now
ugh that fuckin song is vicious
Mentirosa - Mellow Man Ace
Iesha - Another Bad Creation
Supersonic - JJ Fad
I FEEL THUPER....FAG!!!
Okay but really... I can stop the madness for at least one person.
Shawn. 20dollars says I can get a song stuck in your head.
Sullen - Back to The Hotel - N2Deep!
Cars that go Boom - L'trimm!
Feel the Bass - DJ magic Mike!
Bitch Betta have my money - AMG
Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
.... sex packets... good album.
I lovth you thuper fag. Do you know where big bitch is?
I'll put $20 on it. Never happen.
Where is big bitch?
Side note... I have L'trimm and Digital Underground on my iPod. Along with 1/2 the other songs mentioned on here. ;)
*Goes to look for big bitch
BIG BITCH BIG BITCH BIG BITCH BIG BITCH !!
David Bowie - China Girl
KC & the sunshine band - That's teh way I like it
Musical Youth - Pass the Dutchie
what's shawn bettin' $20 on?
the dyke fantasy?
or carl ass banging emma?
Big bitch is going to sit on mesh.
k.. thank you fucktards for makin me rummage for all this crappy music.. really... it's a joy and a pleasure having this over synthesized crap repetitive casio keyboard beats rippin through my office.. really.. so kind of you all
Carls song:
I'm a scatman - Scatman
Here you go Shawn... If you don't get this one stuck in your head there's something wrong with you:
Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
ain't nuthin' but a word - too short feat. ice cube
"i'm forever yours...faithfully"
I wanna cum on Tracy Chapman
"Sara.. saaaaarrrraaaa .. storms are brewin' in your eyes.... .... nooo time is a good time for goodbye's.."
bad medicine - bon jovi
talk dirty to me - poison
<3 <3 <3 <3 to Scummy for pulling out the hairbands........
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
I usted to fuck a chick named Sarah. She hated that song.
"oh what a feeling...
dancing on the ceiling"
Now take my bitch, she don't complain about shit cause she's my ho...
Paradise City by Guns and Roses gives me a hard on!
One and One we're havin' some fun in the bedroom, all day and all of the night....
I'm listening to my 2 Live Crew Mega Mix II... :D
Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.
Cinderella - Long Cold Winter
Winger - Seventeen
Firehouse - Don't Treat Me Bad
sigh .. I used to wear bangles and cuff my t-shirt sleeves - sport the Bugle Boy jeans....
<3 <3 <3 <3 To Mesh :) :) Yeah, I saw Cinderella, Poison and the Bulletboys in concert TWICE in 2006... I've got it bad....
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
Ok.. done singing ;)
I want to fuck you like an animal!
wait that is the 90s....
Great song though!
i saw night ranger, slaughter, and ted nugent a couple years ago.
Skid Row - I remember you
saw those silly fuckers in concert - hell i saw every 'hair band' in concert
Georgia Satellites - Keep your hands to yourself
I HATE YOU FUCKERS FOR THIS! jeezus, memories of when I used to actually have hair and a sweet Chevy Malibu 4 door banana colored with a kickin Spark-o-matic equalizer that I shoplifted from a Big Wheel store... *sigh*
I met Slaughter :)
...and Bret Michaels.. and Faster Pussycat... and Warrant... and Robin Zander of Cheap Trick... (yes, I'm a groupie. Bite me.)
*note... Mesh doesn't have hair
warrant filmed the video for "heaven" here in kansas city. true fucking fact.
Jani Lane turned into a big 'ol tub of crap. He did not age well...
you could always tell that he wouldn't age well though.
Danish supergroup - SleezeBeez
album: screwed, blued and tatooed
4 stars from the meshinator on that one
fuck seriously.. start a new post or somethin
at least vince neil only got fat.....
fuck you mesh! i'm retro rockin' right now!
I'm blocked from the pisture, but love the song!
Johnny Menace has to work the day shift at TGIF today I was just informed.
He waits tables there.
RHINO
rhino
Kix - Blow my fuse
Tesla - Signs
Jason Bonham Band - Guilty
Fuck you Carl
I like mesh more and more everyday!
I got 10 out of 10.....
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=4727
take the quiz butt munchers.
**HI WEED!!!!!!!!!!
zebra
Kix-don't close your eyes
Ozzy-ANYTHING!
Just don't mention Tiffany!
S.O.D. - Bigger than the Devil
Weed - don't like me.. seriously.. it's best if you learn to hate me.. makes things much much easier in the long run..
short run - you could post a picture of these reported huge tits of yours though
Hi Sullen....*bite...nibble*
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
I saw Kiss, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Tesla and Reba.
*Weed does have lovely tits....
My song for Emma... "Slip of the tongue" by Faster Pussycat
I got a psychopathic love
That fits like a glove
My baby bucks like a bronco
When I start to shove
Get your, get your, get your feet up to your ears
Slam it home and take me to Rome
And watch me disappear
Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Someone's always watching me
Turn on the news and hear what I'm gonna do
Before it ever happens to me
With a slip of the tongue
I'm in deep shit
I'm so bad off I can taste it
Bury myself with a slip of the tongue
Slayer - Rein in blood
If I hate you now....can we anger fuck?
I have tiny tan tits...with good nipples, that's all I got to offer. Maybe in a year or so, I can show the big titty pics!
i'm not gonna take that quiz, but i'll just assume that i'd get them all right because i'm smarter than all of you.
Sullen can I watch you and Em? I'm a photographer, I could take some killer shots!!
they don't just let anyone work in a jail ya know..........
Pantera - Hollow
Jail is fun.
ass fucking is fun...from what i've been told.
pantera - cowboys from hell
so how did SHS get a job there then?
pantera - cemetary gates
I bet he had to ass rape the largest prisoner.
Sullen,
i want to bite your nipples
r.i.p. dimebag!
No shit! Pantera any fucking thing!
ass fucking is fun - it's true
i get off on watching the chick finger her ass while i'm plowing balls deep into her pussy... relax that ass for me so it's an easier penetration
Faith No More doing the remake of "easy" is SWEET! that and it's my theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWVdEMgYq4
FUCK MESH!
I want to tag-team Emma's and Weed's nipples...
Whoomp! There it is!
form a line people - take a number - some of you may get declined but I applaud your willingness to be humiliated by me waving my hand and sending you off to fuck Shawn
k.. EN sucking a popsicle should be at the top of the post cuz it's distracting every time I click on "comments"
My nipples are not very sensitive....so I like it rough....just sayin.
Not my fault! There's one of me deep throating it too.. I opted not to post that one.
dimebag darrell is the greatest guitar player ever! to hell with hendrix & clapton & and eddie van halen.......
can i have that one?
please?
i'll be good.......
kind of.
Em, please e-mail me the pic...both of them. I can't see it at work. I feel left out. *tear*
scumbag,
would you like a picture of me deep throating an ice cream bar instead?
dimebag darrell is the greatest guitar player ever!
I gotta agree with you on that one.
Fucking shredded.
That psycho pussy who shot him should have been put thru the meat grinder.
I'll send it to you Weed. She's meeting bound.
CC DEVILLE IS THE BEST GUITAR PLAYER EVER!!!!!!!!!!
I want the pic of Weed in the shower that she deleted off her blog... *tear
CC DEVILLE is a douche bag transvestite that wears makeup.
You're only saying that cuz I'd fuck him before you.
Twice.
Who the heck is cc deville...
and does it stand for 'closed captioning' ?? :-}
He's who I'll be imagining as I fuck your brains out one day...
...whatever floats your man in the boat baby
CC DEVILLEs dick probably fell off a long time ago from all the skanky big haired lot lizards he would bang after the show.
send me your e-mail sullen....I will so send it to you! I want one back too!!
Nope.
It didn't.
And that's all I can say about that.
The link is in my profile babe :)
cc deville is a dicksucking faggot.
I suppose I could just post my pic, so we could have a whole tranny, I need to get a boob job to match my rhino ass post. That would be entertaining.
cc deville is an aids infested crack head.
I want to sling a five gallon bucket of pigs blood on the floor and have a satanic ritual.
'fuck your brains out'... just an odd visual
can i come?
Sigh... such jealous little boys... *tisk *tisk
Yes, Weed... You should post it :) And I don't think your ass is anything close to rhino-esque.
can we talk about chicks with dicks instead?
and what the fuck is wrong with 'lot lizards' - those chicks/sluts/whores have great personality's!
cc deville is one of the ugliest chicks i've ever seen.
Have you ever fantasized about killing someone while masturbating?
i'm with bostick...lets sacrifice something!
if i say yes, does that make me weird?
"cc deville is one of the ugliest chicks i've ever seen. "
hahahhahah, fucking zing!
I like to use knives in my fantasy.
Piano wire is a good tool. Silent, does not need reloading and lethal.
bos, that's like me saying
I like to use shinny rubber in my fantasies...
i love to shove bananas up my ass then have my dog eat it.
Yeah, piano wire does remove limbs pretty damn quickly.
*shiny rubber... fucking sigh...
I like to eat bananas for energy and then fuck my dog.
I want to fuck carl in a blue man suit
fags
idiots.
sullen....you have mail.
hey beautiful. What's a pretty thing like you doing in a shitty place like this?
you must be slumming.
weed...you have mail.
OH MY......
*twitter.............
in your hotmail.
http://www.break.com/index/what_guys_are_really_thinking2.html
Weed... WOW....
I so need to repay you, but I don't have anything close to what you've sent me...
*digging in my archives
I know what you will be doing this weekend then sullen! :)
fuck you bitches. I didn't even get a thank you.
Why I even try, I have no fucking clue.
Mesh - No shit.
gotta bolt.
DON'T BOLT YET!!!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!
New post sex fiends
define all of you... and (-1)...
i'm going to have to disagree with your chances.. i going to say even chances as everyone else... in fact the best way to prove this... would be to line everyone up in front of sullen... and see what sticks..
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