I don't fuck strangers.....big difference. It took me 6 months to bag my local hottie! Don't think I'm giving that dick up on a technicallity....he's also 10 years younger. HA
emma, if your tits look so good can we post a picture?
also, i plan on sticking it in every orifice that you have when i cum to seattle. oh, my friend has tickets to the mariners/redsox game. perhaps we can take a break from the anal and go watch a game?!?!?
emma, can you email me a picture of your boobs? even if you have clothes on i want to see those nice perky tits so i can imagine what they will look like when i blow my load on them.
i cleaned 'em up real good and put 'em in my deep freezer. i need to stock that sumbitch up for the next fish fry. so's i'll be goin' to catch dem fish pretty much every night until it gets cold.....
So I was going through my itunes library this morning. I had forgotten that sanchez had been tooling around with my library and shit the last time I had it open.
We shared my library because I rock the plethora of MP3's and he didn't have shit for music. And he had lots of porn podcasts and a membership so he would give me mad porn!
so there's this playlist at the bottom named "Jay". I think it's porn and shit...
Mesh - At least I knew when to leave .. I like to think I've matured a little every day :)
Thanks for the honorable "emotional chick" mention though, noticed it was at the top of your list.
I like to be golden.
I'm trying to suffer solely by myself but he was friends with all of us here at the HP.
so why the complaint?
It's not like I'm asking you to be my shoulder, or collar bone, or anything remotely close to what you were sucking on a year and a day ago...
oh wait. wrong person. I hope your cantelope doesn't scream my name...god knows everyone else is.
Pooh bear - I know fags that fish. :) My phone will not send to you so I will have to upload it tonight when I sync my phone.
Sullen - I read it :) I will be sending you one soon, prolly tomorrow because I have to run errands and dum dum stuff right now but I found one from the xmas party :)
Shane? I will smoke your fucking ass in a bass tournament.
You will get so mad that you will jump out of the boat and swim to shore and cry to mrs scummy on the bank while I whistle and hold up the big bass. And I will set rules for said contest.
to be honest i had never seen an anal wart.. till just then.. and it actually looked just like the burrito I just ate for lunch.. food is disgusting sometimes.
i got a whole paragraph for 'emotional chick'.. NICE! and of course it wasn't a complaint.. guys never complain.
some day i'll learn to fish.. when I end up living in the shanty by the bayou - which is bound to happen one of these days
this photo crap is entirely too much effort for you subserviant little fucks
ain't happenin - I gave it 45 seconds of my life and that was wayyy to fucking long just to post a picture of me in Dorothy shoes and a sumo wrap, wearing a football helmet walking by a Homo Sex Store recently set ablaze by an angry mob of Meth'd out Baptist clergy - way to much fuckin effort
You know... I think this Mesh character is more humorous than most of you assclowns. Then again, he could be one of you assclowns. I know how things work around here.
Anyway. Just an observation.
Hope that comment isn't too fucking lubbie dubbie for you all shit stains.
EN told me to do that one time and i did. i had a massive load. i thougth sticking something up my ass while i masturbate was gay but she said its not.
I don't want you dead Bo. I just think that when it's your time to go - that it would be stellar in the manner that Shawn described. Most everyone here would agree, me thinks.
And I don't hate you.
I love you even though you smell like an 80 year old crusty vagina laced with bourbon and asparagus and you have remnants of goat spudge dripping down your thigh. You're my BFF. So shut it.
sure I've tasted my own spunk - not regularly.. but this one time this chick snowballed me when I was drunk and well... needless to say i had a pube stunk im my two front teeth also after that..
finger in the ass... i'm more of a 'rub the asshole' than 'penetrate the asshole' guy
i have virgin ears so more than likely they are fuckable - and now that i've said that i'm sure you want them even more than before
and who the fuck told my big black pimp i started visiting here?!
Sullen - shut the fuck up and don't compliment me until after the sex is done - then tell all your gay g/f's about it so I can get a good rep goin.. k? k you lubbie dubbie silly fucker
Carl - my genitals are a Bostick-free zone. We just braid each other's hair and giggle about what happened on American Idol while letting our toenail polish dry.
absolutely. we can show my family how we fuck goats. it will be a laugh riot!
sullen, i feel much better knowing that your vagina and asshole are bostick free. this gives me immense pleasure since i plan on banging you when we go to seattle.
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I just found out I am fucking my cousin......it's silly!
It's oh so quiet.. shhh.. shhh
It's ooohh so still.. shhh.. shhh
I want to fuck Bjork so badly - I like to make dysfunctional women wiggle.
Fuck that was a phenomenal movie - thanks man.
PICKLE PICKLE LEGS ON FIRE!!
wash the pickle off first....then it won't burn!
Weed - the three years in jail guy? Thats hot.
Why did he go to jail?
FUCK.
fuck what?!
no....my local fuck buddy. I have 2....but that's it!!
you are such a skank. I bet you make out with guys at the bar.
having one out of town was getting hard needed to fill in the gaps. He went to prison for getting strung out and robbing a place.
nope.....no PDA in public! Your're the skank. Can't get real pussy, so you have to go online to have a cool personality
Weed - cousin fuckin is frowned upon in some municipalities
In others it's a rite of passage. So congrats and maybe you'll get to enjoy the women's workhouse.
fill the gaps? I feel bad making some sorta "gaper" comment here considering I'm new and all......
ha mesh....be my guest. Everyone loves hating on me....it's just the thing to do!
I just found out last night! He is like my 7th cousin by marriage....so at least our babies won't look like BO!!
you have to go online to have a cool personality
That is pretty much true.
The Veterinarians hate me around here.
everyone hates you.....deal with it!
you're fuckin strangers/cousins and getting knocked up by them also...
We have so got to party sometime!! Wear the chaps and a sign that says "family get togethers make for a great orgy"
7th cousins don't count! shit dude.. Second cousins do not count where I am from.
love the slogan! I am gonna have a t-shirt made! I am also getting the one that says "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like"
I don't fuck strangers.....big difference. It took me 6 months to bag my local hottie! Don't think I'm giving that dick up on a technicallity....he's also 10 years younger. HA
you need a damn profile mesh.....if not, lay out your stats....now!
EMMA???!!!!
Sorry I was having a bad moment! What did I miss?
Okay. REALLY bad moment.
alright then.
weed was talking about incest.
Oh I like incest!
Somebody needs to pretend to be my big brother!!
Fuck that. I'll be your daddy, bostick can be your little brother and carl can be your twin.
How does one pretend to be a big brother?
ok, ill be the little brother. can we bring the dog too?
Okay...
But what about Mesh, Scummy, Johnny and White Devil?
ooo and Weed!!!
Johnny can be the dog Bostick.
Listen, I don't really give a fuck who plays who as you're in the middle getting a jizz bath.
Such a gentleman :)
And the pet hampster. Ill bring the pvc pipe and surveying string.
Fine Shawn you be my daddy... its not as if you have some huge superiority/authority complex anyway.
dont forget to cut off it's feet bostick.
RHINO
I'm not the mom damn it!
You have at least a good 12/15 minutes of hamster usage until they bleed out and die.
Don't even fucking start Carl!
Jesus people. It's not like we really have to act.
Just long enough to get me laid.
Jizz bath makes me think of when I crank off in the shower.
Sometimes the spunk collects into little balls on my toe hair. These I call 'cumbulberries'.
Thoughts?
emma,
if your tits look so good can we post a picture?
also,
i plan on sticking it in every orifice that you have when i cum to seattle. oh, my friend has tickets to the mariners/redsox game. perhaps we can take a break from the anal and go watch a game?!?!?
POOH BEAR
WHERE IS SULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl. If I did my pecker under your arm and kept it real clean would that be considered gay?
okay carl, that sounds good.
I don't have a camera available but really I'm impressed with them today.
Post them emma!!!
I wonder how I could work that.
Oooh. Camera phone. Carl I could send you a picture of my tits...
would that work?
I miss Sullen too :(
Uh. THe only pictures I have with me are um inappropriate for here.
ass.
See....Shawn is talking 2 minutes tops!
I can't post them. It's too Meltdown and not enough uh, beastiality.
LMAO Weed! That was hilARIOUS
Emma forward it to my phone too!!
what weed, my tits?
sorry Shawn, couldn't help myself, you left it open.
Shawn - When your cock ring got caught in your fly and ripped the tip of you pecker apart did you cry? And, now that it is healed does it work better?
yes maam, anything you want to send. I need some aftenoon rub down material.
FYI: I found the timer on my camera phone....that could be fun. But I won't ever be posting pictures again. so everyone can relax!
Don't be such a baby weed. Send me your photos and I will post them. :)
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I wonder if cripples google the word handicap and find us. HAHAHAHAHA
yea, I'm just kidding, my ass is sheer entertainment!!
emma,
can you email me a picture of your boobs? even if you have clothes on i want to see those nice perky tits so i can imagine what they will look like when i blow my load on them.
thanks butter nipples!
That's funny Bo.....it's about time you said something witty
pooh bear,
yes. and i expect a picture back of your cum shot back, so I can do the same.
thank you,
piglet
i catch dem fish last night.
fuck.u.
i cleaned 'em up real good and put 'em in my deep freezer. i need to stock that sumbitch up for the next fish fry. so's i'll be goin' to catch dem fish pretty much every night until it gets cold.....
matter of fact, i may go find a pond on my lunch break. i got an hour to kill......
I hope you are prepared for the wrath of having your ass kicked this year Scummy.
and no stupid excuses like you're having a baby or nuthn'
fag
piglet,
would you like a picture of me shooting my load all over my stomach then rubbing it in all over myself?
I have one of those of myself Carl, we can trade! :)
Congrats scummy! Give me the fish fry date, I will bring some too!!
Yes scummy congrats...blah blah blah eat asshole whatever.
baby.
piglet,
i haven't received the picture yet? when are you going to send it?
ah.....Em is sweet talking you! That will be enough of that mushy shit in here!!
pooh bear,
be patient. I am multitasking.
Fuck Scumbag and his little latex gloves.... Sweet talk my ass....
eat dick.
bostick,
would you be interested in gang banging a giraffe?
pooh bear,
can i share an intimate moment that has nothing to do with sex with you here, right now?
piglet
oh wait, tits first... right.
What is it Starfucker, you can be intimate with me without tits.
Okay that sounds wrong but you fags know what I mean.
So I was going through my itunes library this morning. I had forgotten that sanchez had been tooling around with my library and shit the last time I had it open.
We shared my library because I rock the plethora of MP3's and he didn't have shit for music. And he had lots of porn podcasts and a membership so he would give me mad porn!
so there's this playlist at the bottom named "Jay". I think it's porn and shit...
I clicked on it right? that was a bad move.
Why?
There was only one song in it. Angels and Airwaves "Start the Machine".
and now, ladies and gentleman I am an emotional retard.
Are you going to the service on Saturday Shawnigan?
Ouch.
I'll be there hun. You need me to go to the private viewing with you tomorrow night?
Or is that only for family and girlfriends?
family and girlfriends...
so you may still be able to go. ;)
I cleaned up his music box for him too so he'll be happy to have that back.
Call me.
I really really really really miss him.
I'm out people. Sorry I fucked up your happy animal-fucking comments section.
ciao
Damn the sad shit.....I am so sorry for you!
Wanna share that porn by any chance??
No shit, I think Sanchez would want you to share his porncasts.
Losing somebody is fucked up. None of you horse-blowing fuck sticks are allowed to die.
except for Menace and Bostick. they should die together holding hands wearing tu-tu's and covered in shit.
I completely agree w/ Shawn on all counts... including the sharing of the porn.
*loves Emma... sent an email...
Even the Menace and Bostick dying in shit wearing tutu's?
HI SULLEN!
piglet,
when i cum and visit you, would it be possible for you to queef in my face then make me drink some of your urine?
I WILL OUT FISH ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Except for sullen. Id let her win.
no you won't.
i want to give sullen a big spanking.
fishing is for fags.
unless its deap sea fishing. thats rad!
i leave and come back... and what do i walk into..
emotional chicks
rhino ass
2 bi guys
multiple animal sex addicts
1 closet homo confused at his sexuality still (fuckin denial)
and fishing stories
happy st. patrick's day!
my cantelope says hello and no i'm not included in the above list
sounds about normal for this place.
mesh,
please clarify the following:
- who are the two bi guys?
- i only know of one animal sex addict
- who is the closet homo?
I'd prefer to leave those terms in a general context.
And honestly I feel as if I could plug in almost any name into any category and it just may be valid.
But hey I'm new - maybe I'm simply misinterpreting.
Mesh aka The Black Mamba
when you look between your legs do you see a cock or vagina?
Mesh - At least I knew when to leave .. I like to think I've matured a little every day :)
Thanks for the honorable "emotional chick" mention though, noticed it was at the top of your list.
I like to be golden.
I'm trying to suffer solely by myself but he was friends with all of us here at the HP.
so why the complaint?
It's not like I'm asking you to be my shoulder, or collar bone, or anything remotely close to what you were sucking on a year and a day ago...
oh wait. wrong person.
I hope your cantelope doesn't scream my name...god knows everyone else is.
Pooh bear - I know fags that fish. :) My phone will not send to you so I will have to upload it tonight when I sync my phone.
Sullen - I read it :) I will be sending you one soon, prolly tomorrow because I have to run errands and dum dum stuff right now but I found one from the xmas party :)
Or maybe it wasnt... I don't think I've ever gone black though.
Scummy - i heart your gaping asshole.
Pooh bear - yours too.
huh?
emma,
seeing your pretty face on this blog is the highlight of my day.
I have caught more Largemouths than all of you combined.
AND the biggest fish out of all of you jerks.
scumbag,
would you fuck carl petersen in the ass if it guaranteed the chiefs a superbowl victory?
Why does Sullen girl want me to die?
Thats hardcore as fuck!
Everybody hates me! WAAAAHHHH!!
Shane? I will smoke your fucking ass in a bass tournament.
You will get so mad that you will jump out of the boat and swim to shore and cry to mrs scummy on the bank while I whistle and hold up the big bass. And I will set rules for said contest.
Biggest fish
Most caught
Best hook
Best release
Best air
Most species
Best fight
Smallest fish
We will do this.
Shawn and Emma should be in a separate boat so we can whoop them as a team.
Carl and Tumbleweed will clean the boats and fish when we get back to shore.
how about smallest cock?
most likely to fuck an animal?
biggest anal wart?
Carl - This is an anal wart
holy shit that is disgusting. whomever that is wins the contest for biggest anal wart.
to be honest i had never seen an anal wart.. till just then.. and it actually looked just like the burrito I just ate for lunch.. food is disgusting sometimes.
i got a whole paragraph for 'emotional chick'.. NICE! and of course it wasn't a complaint.. guys never complain.
some day i'll learn to fish.. when I end up living in the shanty by the bayou - which is bound to happen one of these days
by the way - your subtlety is amazin!
Would you eat that asshole if doing it guaranteed a J-E-T-S Jets! super bowl win?
i know smoeone who lives in seattle by the name of Amesh.
Mesh - Get a fucking avatar photo already.
Want me to hold your hand and show you how?
jackass.
fuckin peer pressure...
you bastard camel fucker
bostick,
it depends on whose asshole.
but chances are pretty good.
i want to sodomize Mesh then defacate on his neck.
I have never fucked a camel but I did finger bang a lama once at the petting zoo when no one was around.
They taste like chicken.
Carl - while I appreciate your readiness and obvious capabilities. I would like to respectfully decline your offer for the time being.
besides - I'm saving myself for Scum - I wanna be his 'boating buddy'.
That is nice Carl. I was referring to the anal wart asshole.
I want to watch mesh masturbate with a hand full of his own poop while I masturbate.
this photo crap is entirely too much effort for you subserviant little fucks
ain't happenin - I gave it 45 seconds of my life and that was wayyy to fucking long just to post a picture of me in Dorothy shoes and a sumo wrap, wearing a football helmet walking by a Homo Sex Store recently set ablaze by an angry mob of Meth'd out Baptist clergy - way to much fuckin effort
bostick,
what if we were to stick our cocks in Mesh's ear. wouldn't that be funny.
i'll take the left one you take the right.
Ok! Then after we cum we can trade spots and lick each others spunk off his lobes!
Mesh, have you ever tasted your own sperm? Be honest.
If you cannot figure out the photo thing you are a real dummy.
All you do is copy the url and paste it into the profile pic window.
has to be a tiny photo for it to take. Tiny like your little penis.
Mesh,
do you ever find yourself day dreaming about cock?
be honest.
Whoa..
That big fucker is going to whoop somebody's ass.
Mesh, have you ever fingered your asshole while pulling your pud?
Be honest.
You know... I think this Mesh character is more humorous than most of you assclowns. Then again, he could be one of you assclowns. I know how things work around here.
Anyway. Just an observation.
Hope that comment isn't too fucking lubbie dubbie for you all shit stains.
Then again, I don't fucking care what you think.
Anyway.
Yeah.
EN told me to do that one time and i did. i had a massive load. i thougth sticking something up my ass while i masturbate was gay but she said its not.
I really hit a sore spot with making fun of the lubbie dubbie talk the other day.
Girls are so sensitive.
Sullen wants me dead and hates me.
Weed doesn't want me dead but hates me, or did.
Shawn is just a sissy.
where are all the bitches at?
i miss sullen.
Rhino
Rhino
I miss sullen too :(
I don't want you dead Bo. I just think that when it's your time to go - that it would be stellar in the manner that Shawn described. Most everyone here would agree, me thinks.
And I don't hate you.
I love you even though you smell like an 80 year old crusty vagina laced with bourbon and asparagus and you have remnants of goat spudge dripping down your thigh. You're my BFF. So shut it.
*bites.. twice
sure I've tasted my own spunk - not regularly.. but this one time this chick snowballed me when I was drunk and well... needless to say i had a pube stunk im my two front teeth also after that..
finger in the ass... i'm more of a 'rub the asshole' than 'penetrate the asshole' guy
i have virgin ears so more than likely they are fuckable - and now that i've said that i'm sure you want them even more than before
and who the fuck told my big black pimp i started visiting here?!
Sullen - shut the fuck up and don't compliment me until after the sex is done - then tell all your gay g/f's about it so I can get a good rep goin.. k? k you lubbie dubbie silly fucker
Mesh,
please don't talk to Sullen with that tone of voice.
Awwww... thanx Carl. But I kinda like that tone ;)
*offers Carl some butthole anyway...
Thanks SG you know I love you more than anyone in this room. And I MEAN it! :)
bostick,
what about me? i thougth i was #1 on your list.
i'm giving serious thought to getting a butt plug. anyone have any suggestions, comments or feedback that i should know about?
I thought Bostick was your buttplug??
You are my favorite New Yorker Carl
so did i sullen..so did i. apparently i've been replaced by you.
Carl, can I come stay in the Hampton's with you at Christmas?
Your parents will love me and I will do all the cooking.
Carl - my genitals are a Bostick-free zone. We just braid each other's hair and giggle about what happened on American Idol while letting our toenail polish dry.
I'm here....trying to catch up...shit
*Weed is sexy wet
Carl said it first WEED.
I heart sullen!!!!
I heart Emma, Shawn and Mesh too!
Who doesn't heart Sullen?
hhmmm, yep I think that about covers everyone.
whatever.
bostick,
absolutely. we can show my family how we fuck goats. it will be a laugh riot!
sullen,
i feel much better knowing that your vagina and asshole are bostick free. this gives me immense pleasure since i plan on banging you when we go to seattle.
RHINO
Spackler...OUT!
POOH BEAR! I HAVE BOOBIE PICTURES!
aww too bad.. he just bolted.
I want boobie pictures!!
Yes, I have an Emma file of over 80 pics at least, but still... I'm a greedy bitch.
*licks
ok Sullen I will give you a boobie picture :)
dont forget me Emma!
How could I forget you Bostick?
you think we should make it a post about how Carl signed off just in time to miss boobies?
That might be kinda fun :D
Gotta go!
Yes Emma! He is totally scared of girls.
Actually fuck him :)
I think I'll just send them to you and Sullen.
ok loverlies, check mail :)
Holy hell...
You rock.
And I fucking love you.
............
i love you too :)
Girl... I'm paying you back for that...
Check your email ;)
xxx
And I just sent you that sanchez one too :)
thank you.
Bye fuckstains...
And Em - if you need to call, just dial. Like I said, I always have time for you.
xxx
what the fuck..how cum pooh bear doesn't get boobie pictures?
i'm not coming back here until i see some boobie pictures.
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