This is all about YOU
This is you
These titties are retarded and are winking
These titties are retarded and are winking
This is your dad
This dude will whip your ass
You want to make out with this guy
posted by JBoombostick at 6:15 AM
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wasted coloring book pages
- Memory Lane.... poetry for Bostick
- Carl Spackler... In The Flesh
- Dear Huneeabby - Take one
- Memory lane...... a wedding party
- Stupid fuckers
- Memory Lane....... shane's enlightened peak
- Quit your job and go fishing
- Memory lane...... the white trash days
- PBC's greatest hits (because I don't care about Pe...
- Spankins All Around!!
312 Comments:
you always seem to find the most disturbing pictures.
I try to entertain Carl. Isnt that what its all about? I was going to post a bunch of gay hearts and photos of teddy bears eating chocolate for all the love birds but that is fucking gay.
johnny,
there are reports saying you and emma are banging.
is this true?
Thats what Im talking about
Who is going to write the Emma / Johnny are fucking post?
fuck.
Wei wei - do you trust your sources?
bo - at least we know you can supply the pictures...
Oh yeah.. Photos I can provide.
well there you go... now all you need is a writer..
I can provide pictures too.
oh, sorry... shit.
..... you saved those on your lap top?
... you didn't say not to. And, you made me drink a carbomb... and I.
Those were good angles.
And bo... I'm not sure I'd call it love..
I would call it carnal lust to the point that you'd do anything to "fuck that"...
Im sure most of you understand that issue... everybody has them.
yours are just with farm animals.
bo you should probably let who ever is reporting this to carl.. write it.. since it seems they have all the information...
Yall are so cute together.
Its like you were made for each other.
ssssssshhh EN i think bostick is writing....
or thinking about us..
Well, now, who's to say it hasn't already been written?
did you guys do anal?
already posted?
You don't think it's a little personal to be asking about anal permission bostick?
That's not very gentlemanly of you.
and wtf?
johnny,
should i trust my sources?
also, is her pussy loose or tight?
You have to know that in some tight places and corners the only way you can do anything is to do anal...
so, why even ask that fucking question?
What I meant was did you strap it on and fuck the shit out of him in the asshole.
wei wei- once you figure that out then you'll have your answer to the orginal question at hand... maybe you need to think it through.. with some questions to your source... hopefully they will get you a straight answer..
johnny,
i'm confident in my sources and the information they provided me.
so, was the pussy loose or tight?
you know who would be great for writing that piece with bostick...
Johnny you are a lot balder than I Originally thought.
johnny,
who do i think would be great for writing that piece with bostick?
Have you tried Rogaine?
wei wei - then you source should provide you some details so you can ask a more definitive question.. with .. a person.. ... what we were doing.. a time and a place..
your question is vague.. and i want to give you a straight answer.. but i'm going to need straight questions
what do you use bostick...
who carl..
I have transplanted pubes
i don't have curly hair...
here is a straight question...
is emma's vagina loose or tight?
Here is a straight question. Is Johnnys asshole loose or tight?
again carl...... what were we were doing.. when and where....
your getting better though.. you got the who part nailed... i'm sure your source can give you those details..
bo - depends on if i had chipolte sauce on anything...
HAHA
That is when you take a popcycle into the bathroom with ya to put out the fire.
I've done that.
upgraded to the firebomb popsicles yet?
I prefer the big red white and blue ones.
http://www.lyonpuppets.com/pops.gif
wei wei.. why don't you just let your source ask the questions.. so we can cut through the middle man.. and get some straight answers...
Nobody for the costco size cherry mango ones?
Come on, you underestimate yourself.
I think some folks are gaying up the place! Scum....what do you think?
Has anybody bothered to ask me? This is my pussy we're talking about!
Jamwall is the source.
weed if you don't like bostick's post just say so..
damn it.....noe I want to shove a popsicle in my twat. I think I better start with the freezer pops....in the plastic. There small and protected.
Yeah weed! Stop making fun of me!
Yes, and then you follow it up with a fireplace poker...
that's fun for the whole family!
you 2 should get a popsicle and make up...
you don't have to do say everything they tell you to say bo... jamwall isn't a source...
Yes, Weed can have the popsicle and Bostick can wear the make up!
did you get over bostick's rhino comment yet weed?
It was your rhino comment ass hat! Bo just wanted to get another rise outta me
so he can start getting ass pictures again?
yeah weed hook me up
so all is well between you and bo.. then.. because i don't want to get in the way of bo getting ass...
Wear the yellow panties again
there is pleanty of ass to go around menace.
is that another rhino comment bo?... you need to stop that shit.. i'm working here for you.. to get you back in those yellow panties..
Johnny, I found a wedding gown for emma.
http://www.azfunnypictures.com/images/wedding-gown.jpg
No i was talking about all the OTHER ass. Weed is all mine and nobody else can have her.
johnny,
why do you need to go to the source to get straight answers when we are the ones asking the questions?
maybe you should show EN then
http://www.hawaii-aloha.com/assets/images/wedding.jpg
This is a honeymoon photo of johnny and emma.
Can i wear the pigtails with it?
Yes and thigh highs
wei wei - .. because your just a middle man.. without the source you don't have questions.. without me you don't have answers... your just white noise..
Ok thanks!
And stripper shoes!
so what do you say weed... bostick still getting ass?
i drank too much coffee this morning. now i have to wee wee.
johnny,
am i really white noise?
i think you just answered your own question...
I love Carl
.......
fag
So when are you two lovebirds going to come out and say that you are holding hands and shit.
Quit keeping us in the dark about your secret sexcapades.
Sneaky fuckers.
johnny,
how did i answer my own question?
Why is it everybody is so disturbed about how Johnny and I are fagging up the place and how irritating we are...
yet....
you continue to bring it up bostick?
i didn't know you were so interested... i wouldn't say you are in the dark though..
I think it's continuously trying to get dead,..
but you wont let it...
Wouldn't you then be ruining it?
for everyone?
*hears white noise
I'm content to give answers but only if I have permission.
I am merely a puppet.
Because it is funny!
i know bostick can't be that obessed about it... he's not that gay... but there are 2 fags that are obessed of EN and me...
johnny,
who are the two fags you are referring to?
The only thing i am obsessed with is drama. I get off on it.
I deliberatly stir shit up because it is entertaining to me.
the 2 that are obessed with EN and me
so... bostick.. is a drama queen....
fag
If fucking with you queers is off limits I will pick on Carl or shane or something.
Bo will not get ass! I don't trust easily....and Bo already fucked that up. But I still heart you anyway Bo.
Yes. I am a drama queen. admitted..
johnny,
who are the two that are obssesed with you and EN?
but really carl your doing good.. i think its impressing her...
I think Johnny knows how I feel about him......and Em knows how I feel her....er about her
I heart you too weed.. Now gimmee some of that ass.
carl..these 2 fags
you might get ass in another 20 pounds.
come on weed... on picture for bo.. he's an admitted drama queen..
hehehe,
this is like the grade-school playground,
but now everyone uses grown-up words.
(ps, Gay = Happy)
where the fuck is Valyna?
Yeah come on weed.
he's trying to get help
whatever.....I don't need to be the butt of the jokes.
good one
H - shes in search for the cure... or sniffing her secery pube box
See.. now im bored.
Hi Helskel.
I am making fun of the lovebirds and they are getting pissed.
Isnt it funny! haha
If she finds the cure I know she will be happy :)
But Bostick is entertaining!
johnny,
which two fags? can you name them please?
sorry guys. I will stop. I dont want anyone to hate me. I love you all.
Like a monkey in a squeeze box.
EN,
are you near red line status yet?
helskel....that's funny because my 12 year old and I use "happy" as the gay code so my 7 year old does not know what we are talking about.
then be the tits of the joke... all i'm saying is.. look at poor bostick.. assless... look at his retard face with his retarded slack jaw and british teeth... the manchild admitted he is addictted to drama.. he can't help it... he tivos soaps ... he can't help it if he got sucked into my influence and blurted out a rhino comment... not his fault.. its his weakness... i should take the blame for that one...
now... let the man have his ass and eat it...
HAHA yeah! there you go!
You didnt say anything cutsie at all! Awesome.
who is that masked man?
I only tivo national geographic shows and animal planet.
carl carl - That which we call a fag by any other name would be so gay..... or happy
Carl - Yes the testosterone in here is amazing.
I'll take the first person that smells like morning....
that makes total sense
and queer eye for the straight guy
what menace said
my shows come on in five mins. Gotta run...
that's what i said bo.. your soaps..
so you understand weed...
*sniffs
is someone hiding a bull?
johnny,
what do you mean when you say that which we call a fag by any other name would be so gay..... or happy?
I just counted how many times the word 'cheese' appears on the items in the vending machine:
eleven.
is everyone being fags again in here? if so i'm leaving.
Yes, and I just re-laced my corset... 46 holes
wei wei,
how many questions will it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop your trying to taste?....
(i think your ok.. but try to had more direction... are they impressed?)
shane - becasue it feels to much like home and you just want to get away?
hmmmmmm cheez-its
figures. anyone needs me, i'll be on myspace.......
hmmmmmmm cors-ets
cheese corests?
Yes, it's powder blue silk... :D
needs you.. to kill a blog?
I know someone who'd like to mix cheese and clothing.
i know someone that would buy..
E, what's a good flavored lubricant?
johnny,
how many questions do you think it will take to get to the center of the tootsie pop I'm trying to taste?
isnt' that up to her... really carl you should have gotten an estimate before you started... you could be doing this dance .... foooorrrrrevvvvverrrr
anything from the fridge.... except dairy. :)
johnny,
isn't what up to her?
what could i be doing forever?
wake up carl!!
lunch!
heheheh, what a strange day
wow... it got quiet...
Morning, my lovelies :)
morning,
VALYNA!
And if anyone is looking for a gift for me... I would love a cheese corset and some tasty lubricant.
nameless...
would you rather have the cheese corset or the opportunity to go down on gwen stefani?
ooh, that's a tough one Carl.
she'll be mullin that over for hours!
well.
fuck.
i don't know.
Cheese corset... gwens box broke.. .but I still have love for the girl.
did you break her box?
NO.. but I'm very close to breaking mine....
conference call!
i think i'm going to start a johnny menace fan club.
oh, he'll love that.
Man.. ya'll need to catch the young and the restless if you can. there is some shit going down.
I had rice and cornbread for lunch it was delicious.
I am going to start a be confusing like johnny fanclub.
I would.. like to return answer your logic.. but the system for doing that might not return me to a projected answer..However that might.
Hows that? retarded enough?
I heart retards.
Retards have heart!
and yeah, bos... nice impression
me too :)
Heres another pretending to be johnny-->
To you I can answer a question without asking it.. If you will only ask me so I will understand too.. There are five things that this is about.. Four of them are it.. and the other three are not it but..
Gee, apparently I'm fucking Johnny and I can't even do it that well..
Wait, let me try to do Johnny....
oh wait.
Oh I mean, here let me try a johnny impresssion:
"oh, jesus... god ...en... yes.. more tongue... christ... I'm going to pull over"
i'm not a fan of sloppy seconds.
Wait Em ill translate to johnny language
Id say jesus but just did... tounge is good and there it is or so it is not..
where did johnny go?
i miss him.
Talk like him carl.
not enough misspellings for johnny. sometimes i think he tries to get too intellectual (which is nearly impossible for a texan) and get frustrated and just starts punching his keyboard.
fuck texas.
fuck, now i'm not making any sense............
when is shawn coming back?
i read that there is a bunch of douchebags going on a hunger strike until that one dude on american idol with the weird name gets voted off.
hahah, i hope such duches starve to death.
fuck idol.
I wonder if they let shawns realdoll fly on the plane or if that bitch had to ride in the luggage compartment. I still cannot figure out how he got a latex doll pregnant. Science is amazing these days.
i think i'm going to profess my love for Huneeb soon.
fuck all of you fags.
no shit helskel. it's not mean to say that, it's just natural selection.........
fuck you too.
yeah... i don't know what's worse.
that people actually like and pay attention to Idol;
or that people who hate it, pay enough attention to sabotage the voting.
USA! USA! USA!~
Obviously, Helskel has been voting for Sanjaya.
And you're so watching it with me when I move to Denver.
Fucko.
yes I will baby... with a smile.
(there's your gayness for the afternoon, guys)
why would you move to denver? the broncos suck.
yeah, that's pretty much all i got against denver.
hahah, feel that Western division angst!
Shane, stop pretending you dont watch American Idol. And eat something before you faint. Hunger Strikes are not worth it.
Johnny is washing my pick up.
There are certain things that I might be inclined to or not too.. My objective silence that appeared for a short while ago.. With that being something that takes many licks of the tootsie too understand or not..
(and no, I won't watch that shit... I'll take acid and downers first so I can't make out the screen)
fuck you. you can insult me, call me names, but do not EVER imply that i watch american idol!
I don't mind the Broncos actually... but I'm quite tired of the fucking Colts and their fans... However, I have discovered a new found respect for at least one of the Colts now that he tried to help me when I was broke down on Sunday. Nice guy and great dresser. Oh, and he smelled good too.
No Bostick - I didn't bang him.
But Carl may have.
that was just mean dude.
Friends don't let Friends watch Idol.
i didn't know H could take the whip so well..
(bostick please translate for the masses)
you asked if we watched it the other day! I thought you like it.
who was it sullen?
and i'm always going to call you sullen unless it's okay that i start calling you suckwhore.
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