Date Recap...
my dick is so sore right now. just kidding. as expected there was no action. overall i would say it went well. here are some tidbits...
- she is a fucking pilot! can you believe that shit. i've hooked up with a flight attendant before (atleast she said she was) but never a pilot. as a matter of fact, she is preparing for a test that will promote her to captain which apparently is a big deal.
- she was home schooled
- she graduated college in 3 years
- she owns 3 houses
- she looked hot lastnight (as did i)
- dinner went well. great conversation. afterwards she invited me to go with her to a bar where some of her friends were. she's got some cool friends.
- it turns out we actually know alot of the same people.
- she is a cool chick but there is something a little strange about her but not in a freaky way
- no idea if she is into anal
- i'd hang out with her again.
discuss amongst yourselves....
- she is a fucking pilot! can you believe that shit. i've hooked up with a flight attendant before (atleast she said she was) but never a pilot. as a matter of fact, she is preparing for a test that will promote her to captain which apparently is a big deal.
- she was home schooled
- she graduated college in 3 years
- she owns 3 houses
- she looked hot lastnight (as did i)
- dinner went well. great conversation. afterwards she invited me to go with her to a bar where some of her friends were. she's got some cool friends.
- it turns out we actually know alot of the same people.
- she is a cool chick but there is something a little strange about her but not in a freaky way
- no idea if she is into anal
- i'd hang out with her again.
discuss amongst yourselves....
posted by Carl Spackler at 7:29 AM
185 Comments:
Does she have a nice rack?
'a lot' is 2 fuckin words damnit... you better get schooled or she's going to feel the need to pay your way for community college and get you a job as a engine mechanic.
she better always look hot.. even with dried cum in her hair and banana pudding encrusted in her nose.
pilot = control freak
home schooled = bloomers, if she's not wearing thongs kick that bitch to the curb now!
strange = good, crazy chicks are fun
hot = phenomenal
having friends in common = 'oh yea, Carl, that's the guy that sniffed his fingers after using the porta-potty' - could be trouble
did she use wasabi? did she have a clue what she was ordering? was the illegal immigrant that took your order sexy as fuck all?
how the hell did you NOT talk about anal sex? that's complete first date material... right after 'so you're a pilot and you like the mirrors in hotel rooms, and come on .. admit that you've fucked in the airplane shitter.. don't lie to me!!'
Stuck on my basket of goodies again, are we Mesh? Just HAD to throw in the banana pudding... didn't you?
pilot = she MAY have the same testosterone level as you. So if she gets her face waxed, it's not a laughing matter.
home schooled+3yr.college grad = Intelligent and takes care of herself but she'll be ultimately selfish and driven. She will be loyal if she loves you, but she's always on her own agenda and her social skills may be daunting at times.
owns three houses = scary potential for a bad credit score, or poor debt to income ratio if she has a last minute monetary emergency.
hot = wear oven mits.
strange = good thing. Only if the chemistry between the two of you makes it 'bat shit crazy.'
meeting her friends = you scored dude, she really likes you. Either that or she wanted to give her friends some good girl chat fodder. But I opt for the liking you idea.
having friends in common = 'oh yea, Carl, that's the guy that sniffed his fingers after using the porta-potty' - could be trouble
(I agree with Mesh on this)
not known about anal = wait until you have sex with her first, get a feel for her appetite and what she is and isn't into. Even jokingly this is no time to discuss something as taboo as anal sex. Especially if she is home schooled.
:) I hope it works out, I really do. You deserve some happiness Carl.
Carl,
If she had two buttholes would she be the perfect girl?
Your friend,
Bostick
Should I change my avatar back?
yes. there are only so many times I can watch that before I begin having flashbacks of better times.
no idea what you're talking about EN.. but per the norm it's always about YOU huh!!! friggin needy attention whore.. stealing poor Carl's big moment.. my apologies Carl, I know this is your day, I got your back.. way back.
so she's got a high drive.. that's a good thing.. plus she's gone a lot giving you the freedom any guy deserves from a nagging overbearing needy typical female.
The good thing is.. she has friends! so her selfish drive to always be the best does have a dose of humility that allows her to adapt to social situations - a definite plus, that and it sounds to me like she's bi... yep.. definitely bi.
I think if this gets broken down any more this chick has no friggin shot at all and Carl will think she's a tranny before the next post.
Don't sweat the avatar.
bostick/stick,
two buttholes would be a dream cum true!
she has a decent B cup. we did look very good together. i noticed a lot of bitches giving me the fuck me eyes when we walked into the bar.
this of course is different when i walk into the bar by myself. then i get the "i bet that guy has a small cock" look from the girls.
mesh,
she did use the wasabi. sushi is one of her favorites (which is why i suggested it) so she knows what she's doing. she couldn't drink alchohol though since she was flying the next day.
the waitress looked like she was of Indian decent. i'd bang her if i was wasted. i gave the cunt a good tip though.
i'll save the question about the Mile High club and anal for the next date.
emma,
she mentioned her parents owned a real estate firm or something like that. maybe her folks have money. she did say she bought her first house at 22 so maybe she flipped it and bought other properties. she seems like an overachiever to me rather than someone who is leveraged out the ying yang with mortgages.
No, you're right Mesh. It's not about me.
Carl can have his moment.
out here where you can watch.
instead of in the bathroom at the Chuck E Cheese.
That's what I was trying to put across but Mesh wanted to overanalyze what I said....
I'll let you two discuss amongst yourself... fags.
I picked out a new avatar
emma,
i'm going to have a moment with you next friday. it will probably last only 30 seconds but it will be memorable.
did anyone else feel they were getting the female version recap from carl?
a bar with her friends... don't ever fall for that shit again carl
and i didn't see where you took my advice.... or really any of our advice?
*sigh* I actually agreed with you EN! jeeeeeez.
Those driven to achieve types get so damn defensive sometimes!
Carl - so when's the next date? and I'm thinkin Korean BBQ or Chuck E. Cheese... both would go over well.
Stick - nice avatar.. needs a handprint
All of you need a cock in your ass.
You need a cock in your nose. Shitbag.
who stuck their dick between their legs and got Shawn all jealous?
Hey Bostick. I gave your wife my phone number... She has great tits by the way.
Mesh - how about you try that over again and this time have it make sense so I can respond to it properly. All I can think of is Silence of the Lambs.
Or maybe, you were staying in your comfort zone and going with that?
Mesh - I'm tired and bored with you calling me attention whore.
There's really no need to state the obvious... over and over and over again.
Hi Shawn,
Thats ok.
How was the food in the jail? I missed you.
... again.. isn't it about carl.. come on shawn.. get that cock out of your nose and give carl a little lime light.. then will flash it back your way for the Split Dick Monologues
Bostick,
Food was good. Miss your loose little asshole, I had to break some poor newbie open - he bled ALOT.
BFF - I miss you. Hold me. Faggot.
really thought that sentence was fairly self supported.. but if i need to break it down. Your comment of assuming the group needs a dick in their collective asses made about as much sense to me as someone sticking their dick between their legs and pining for your attention. One of these days we'll click Shawn.. I for one am anxious for that moment. That will be my comfort zone.
great so you're forcing me to find a new moniker EN.. phenomenal.. ya could of said that earlier. Now I feel like a 1/2 an ass.
All I can offer you is half an ass Mesh. Is that okay?
And you don't need to be sooooo sensitive about things.
Midol?
BFF - soon.. and bring headbands
mursh - you can always force yourself on carl..
speaking of which.. carl.. at what point did your pilot friend get a phone call to drink with her friends..
You really shouldn't do things half ass Shawn. Show some pride in your work.
I'm not forcing you to do anything.
I don't force.
Good point Johnny...
I've upgraded us to monogrammed cock rings. But I've decided I might give those to Mesh.
I wouldn't do that Shawn... he'll get confused and use them as bangle bracelets.
bangle bracelets!? HAHAHA
ROFLMAO!
His wrists would have to be pretty tiny to fit Menace's cock ring around it!
Mine might fit though. I bet he mistakes that for the matching necklace.
.....
*bites tongue
*bites half of your ass
I can't force myself on Carl - I'd feel bad stealing him away from his overly mortgaged humble pilot.
my overly descriptive rants come across as sensitive .. I need to work on that. Downgrade my thought patters - damnit someday we'll click!!!!! *sigh* the waiting is the hardest part.
How many monogrammed cock rings make up a set? you said 'those'.. fuck I luv getting free gifts.
see.. now Carl is all freaked out and not speaking.. prolly just text messaged the chick with some sorta "did you have fun? I wanna touch your flaps" line.
Where is Psycho baby? I want her to see my new avatar.
actually menace, as we were leaving the restaurant she called her friends to see what where they were at. then she asked if i wanted to go with her.
how would you interpret that?
mursh - maybe shawn wants some more ........ in your rants.. he seems to like that.. makes him think of your cock and what kind of matching jewelry he can get for it.... he's a bitch like that... milk him and get those cock rings before he has to tell jen he bought her earings
carl - are you going to answer us.. so we can tell you how you got set up with the meeting the friends at the bar routine
she called her friends after dinner... ok... you didn't have a plan afterwards to go to a bar?
Great... Jen's named was mentioned.. Now I have to cuff it gain.
and she called to see what they were doing... as in "oh i don't know they could be watching a movie at home or out at a bar.. i just wanna call and see what they are doing"
I really didn't think I did something that would warrant a gift.. but hey.. i'm cheap and easy sometimes.
hmm... called friends ... was it 'hey mind if i call my friends, we're supposed to meet up'... or did she take off running with the phone to her ear saying 'where the fuck are you he's chasing me?'
if she was running I applaud your physique in keeping up with her.
oh what do you know... all her friends are at a bar.... hmmmm.. who knew.. that wasn't set up at all
*please place the sarcasm on "who knew" and "wasn't set up at all"
no no Johnny.. they had a good time at sushi... maybe she wanted to show off her new man trophy.
(I'll play the positive attitude role with this one....)
because lets look at your laid chances here carl....
you say good convo at dinner which means you would have been fine one on one at a bar with her....
one on one at the bar... good chances of bagging her
one vs her friends... you can't fight through all that cock blocking
to answer your question...we play in the same sports league and every tuesday night after the games everyone goes to a bar for beverages. after we ate she called to see if her friends were still there and then asked if i wanted to go with her.
She wanted to show you off to her friends and make her friends jealous.
You play in the same sports league.
Tell me Carl, does she wear boxer briefs? Because so far I'm convinced she does.
thank you for your positive support mesh.
i no longer think of you as an aids infested fag.
I still think of you as an aids infested fag Mesh.
co-ed softball! AHA.. this shit's all starting to make sense now.
I think the bar was a good buffer, not fluffer - which is a shame, for the first date. Obviously she's not putting out yet 'cuz in her mind she's thinking prenup already and singing 'I don't want no golddigger..' is that her ringtone?
So were her friends hot? how do they look in sports bras? do they wear visors? how many of them have mullets? if no mullets, are they just pretty lesbians? what about kneesocks?
I can't wait to get my new jewelry
'infested' is such a graphic word. And thank you for accepting me as who I am Carl... that means something to someone somewhere.
EN - stop with the name calling! fuckin meanie.
that's BLUE meanie to you.
Stick - I called psycho baby a nigger and now she/he's not talking to me.
she does have some attractive friends.
some wore sports bra's and visors.
no mulletts.
there may have been lesbians in attendance but not her friends.
yeah.. carl.. you shouldn't have gone to that bar... those dykes killed it for you.. you'll see them next softball game
why didn't you tell her you already had another place in mind to go to... you let her go to her comfort zone with all her friends...
how the hell does he know her friends aren't lesbians already? this is some chick from your softball team isn't it.
He went with his comfort zone also I'm guessin - that and they had Zima as a special that night.
Next date? If so - no Zima, or wine coolers - only chicks you're allowed to go see are at the crappy strip club. You've got to show her the entire Carl personality - don't hold back!
Either that or take her to play Bingo - bingo fuckin rocks.
i think what mursh is trying to say.. taking her to Bingo lets her smell old people.. and chicks that get off on old people smell are bat shit crazy enough to fuck you carl.... like smelling death...
so take your grandmother out with you if you can't make the bingo night.. or your mom if she's like shawns mom... jen likes the smell of your mom right shawn?
Carl, I honestly believe she really liked you. I think that THIS is what happened:
She had a back up plan with her friends to ditch the dinner if it wasn't stellar. We all do that... and then we send a quick text from the bathroom (when we freshen up), like an SOS.
Then they call and fake an emergency and we go drink with them and vent about what a loser you are.
Anyway, apparently she didn't need her back up plan so after dinner she called her friends and said 'no worries' he's totally cool...
then, her friends said.. "really? bring him by so we can meet him"
she said sure.
she did.
there.
now today she is getting feedback from her friends - if they think you were a reaming asstard then you should know by the end of the day.
if her friends like you... you're in like Flynn regardless of when you introduce ass sex.
for serious.
Hi Kids!!
Congrats Carl! I am so proud of you! :) This sounds like a good one.
Bo that avatar is totally distracting!
Also Carl... Gold star if her friends are lesbians... I forsee a threesome in your near future and a woman that's not afraid to bring something hot home for dinner when the marriage needs some spice.
and Im not talking about mexican food.
Where did everyone go?
:( Did I miss everybodies?!?
carl.. was that really the goal.. for her fucking friends to like you...?
of course they like you they already know you from the sports league.. let me play out a different scenario.. I agree with the bar w/friends was her back up plan that was set up... but
she calls her friends.. they ask hows it going.. she says "eh its ok".. they say come on over to the bar ... she say " i feel bad if i leave him here and we talk about it at the softball game".. they say well bring him over we all know carl...
so really you are falling into the "nice guy" category... a "good friend" that she can really hang out with...
fuck that
jerk chicken?
optimist vs. pessimist - Satan is watching.
who the hell is hunneeB?
exfuckinactly mursh
What's wrong with a nice guy that you can hang out with?
Even if it's not marriage material right now, it could be....
Johnny stop giving Carl a complex for chrissake... at least he's rubbing shoulders with women.
I just ate a burrito and it was decent.
I see your alheimerz is kickin in Mesh...
Something about an ass saying that just doesn't seem right.
carl.. do you see how that jumped from nice guy to marriage material.. just saying... your going to miss a lot of the inbetween...
now if that's what carl wants.. to hurry up and get married to a succesful pilot that will beat the shit out of anyone with her lesbian softball army that fucks with carl on the diamond... then go for it carl...
but...
i don't think that was carl's intention on this date.. was it carl.. come on.. you play ball with her.. she's close by.. but got her own pilot thing to keep her busy .. hangs out with her friends who you already know and don't have to worry about impressing.... you can bang her after and before the games.. she's right there... and then go back to playing Everquest while he flies plane M-F..
and when you want out.. just quit the team.. how simple..
What's wrong with a nice guy that you can hang out with?
He turns into me. Thats whats wrong.
lol I was thinking the same thing E!!
Dudes I don't comment for a couple of posts and I get forgotten? What the hell? What about all those boobie nuzzles?
Hi Shawn, I sent you an email but it was nondeliverable... your loss
That's okay. It might be because I closed that account and didn't give you my new one.
see carl...
What's wrong with a nice guy that you can hang out with?
He turns into me. Thats whats wrong.
do you want to be like shawn... loving a doll over your wife.. living with mom.. falling asleep before you can fuck EN... going to jail.. emotional rages.. buying cock rings for guys so they will be your friend?
then don't be the nice guy
Someone please tell me who huneeB is.
I have a feeling Shawn isn't "the nice guy" in the least...
Hi Johnny :)
Bo doesn't remembber me either?
*pouts
basically... the first date sets the tone for who makes the rules. Johnny is simply stating that right now the bell curve is in her favor - don't get pissy with him - he speaks the truth.
And it's a solid plan to just quit the team and get the fuck outta the situation - plus then her friends can come find him and abuse his man meat without having to explain to the pilot.
Flipside - being a nice guy is fine as long as you don't get stuck with it - you have to harness and inflict/use your inner asshole personality to maintain proper balance. Especially with these self-supportive, driven, but probably frail ego types. It's crucial.
Work that shit Carl - lick it flip it and reverse it.
I too just had a burrito. Made by a chick that was no taller than 4'8" but had more facial hair than me - yes I got turned on when i saw her billy goat hair covered forearms.
And? Johnny is!
Hi Johnny :)
Man this blog sure is totally renegade and all that shit.
Carl...:"I had a date last night"
I have more fun jacking off to a 12 year olds diary while wearing her panties.
Didn't say that Shawn, don't assume things hun.
Stick I totally am going to punch the clown to that shit.
Calzone- you teased me with coffee table pictures and then you disafuckingpeared.
I don't appreciate that.
I haven't had a calzone in a couple of years... sounds yummy for lunch.
I thought you took off...we always have that problem.
Either way Carl is totally gay.
No, i answered and you did. I was waiting patiently in the corner for you to get the home hook-up going.
Then we were going to do some messy trade work.
:) i can see how you would get distracted love doll.
yeah it's even worse/better now.
You were going to tell me what was best for knocking out Bettys and I was going to send you a photo of a passed out chick I was using as a coffee table.
We both blew it.
Our relationship is tragic.
Hi nice
Hi ass
Hi chimpmunk
Hi dragon
Hi BFF
Hi rock star
Hi me
Hi pooh bear
did i leave anyone out..
Hey sugar...
Back to work and shit...Our time will come Emma, it's too bad I will be the only one to remember it.
Hi Menace :)
Well that's fucked up Calzone.
so many relationship issues on this blog... break-ups, heartaches, herpes, nudists...
a true alchemy of emotional fodder and self indulged egos
just for the record, i never met her friends before. it just seems that we hang out with a similar group of people and by that i mean we both knew some of the people who were at the bar lastnight.
oddly enough, some chick came up to me and said hi "insert real name here". i had no idea who she was. she told me i met her two years ago at a bar. i have no recollection of this whatsoever. i really think the X and blow erased a good portion of my memory.
hi calzone!
you didn't have any ....... is that last sentence mursh.. i thought you wanted shawn's cock ring?
You only say that because you love me Calzone the Damned.
you say the nicest things when you're menstruating.
you either send me the picture or you don't. i don't fear you that much.... i have a gimp.
didn't know her friends... carl.. carl... so you agreed to meet up with her friends for drinks that you never met....
what the hell man... where was plan after sushi?
mixed signals.. Shawn was aspiring to give me his/some cock rings.. I was merely the benefactor of his free spirited ways, trying to woo me into some sort of bizarre friendship/do my wife please scenario.
*shrug
Carl, were you the chick in this date?... i'm looking over it here your highlights were
- good convo
- her education
- her job
- and that you could hang w/her
..... did you want to fuck her?
the plan for after sushi was to do some hard core sport fucking.
but she had to get up early and fly somewhere. instead we compromised and went to meet up wit her friends.
mursh - wait till you get into the wear my headband/please do my retarded breastick eating mother
*shurgs
but the food is good
Nobody can fuck my wife unless they pre-pay.
Emma stay away from Calzone, he's dirty.
let's be assumptive... a rarity I know.
He's male - of fuckin course he wanted to fuck her, the issue was, he knew he 'liked' her before he wanted to fuck her. He slipped up, didn't listen to his penis.
you know pilots have great perks to their job!!
Fuck you Menace. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.
carl - she had to get up early.. yet she had time to go drink with friends....
what in the hell was the compromise
you wanted to fuck
she wanted to go home
so she offered to drink with her friends and you could watch?
shocked he left out "and yea, fuck Texas also" on that one.
pilots do have perks - ride it out Carl .. she may whisk you off to Bali and leave you there with the natives. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a bought and paid for piece of arm candy - as long as you can still be an asshole.
Shawn,
Which one would you rather me stay away from? Johnny or Calzone?
please pick one, I can't keep them both away.
...guilty pleasure and all.
BFF -... what i'm trying to help carl get laid.. just like i helped you get laid by jen.. on the meltdown.. now are you going to help or bitch?
mursh - and see the emotional outburst you'll have to deal with if you take that cock ring...
Shawn is soooo anal when it comes to Em... give the girl a break, afterall you fall asleep on her!
I was thinking about just using him so I could fuck EN though - ya know... act like I like the fat chick just to get to the cute friend. Yes I know it would break his heart, but fuck it it's all about me.
How about this? You all blow me!
Do any of you have ANY idea how much effort it takes to keep that girl out of trouble?
Nope. You don't.
Don't assume you know what she does and doesn't do away from this crazy internet family... She needs me.
johnny,
she didnt' drink lastnight because she was flying today.
How much is she paying you to be her personal 'don't let me get in trouble' assistant? is this pro-boner work?
Frankenpenis you first.
I feel like breaking out... into a chorus of Popeye the Musical.
He's only half right. Like his 1/2 ass....
I need 24 hours with somebody.
You need a prescription.
Don't get me started Mesh. Your laundry is just as dirty as mine.
there was a popeye musical?
I could almost overdose on the amount of testosterone here.
anyone else just envision Shawn as EN's version of Bobby Trendy? fuck if the similarities are not strikingly similar!
mursh - looks like you have to blow shawn to do that... hope you get that vienna sausage taste out of your mouth...
BFF - breathe.. and to answer your question.. probably more effort than what it takes to get her into trouble...
carling - didn't even drink.... didn't drink.. so that was the comprise ..
"let me hang out with you longer"
"no i want to go home.. gotta fly"
"please"
"ok i let you meet my friends"
it sounds like some people in here need a warm glass of shut the hell up.
bobby fucking trendy...
I've got your back carl.
Trendy BFF - so that's a green light for me... calzone is on the ban list.. i'm off..
wow... okay... maybe this is spiraling outta control.
Potentialy - but shit now what?
I'm out. Let's see how E does without me for a couple of weeks.
After all, she's got you assholes.
probably like she did w/o you when you went on your honeymoon...
so your saying we should all send her our phone# contact info incase she can't reach you and needs someone?
Shawn I am not discounting your 'bond' just sayin let her outta the nest once in a while..cut the cord man, good things always come back.
I am not an asshole btw, thanks.
*scrolling*.... what the hell happened to his panties?
first Calzone.. now Shawn.. and I think Carl is going to donkey punch someone soon..
HAPPY HUMPDAY!!!
who is BFF and bobby trendy?
ask your pilot
Johnny's BFF is Shawn
Bobby Trendy was on Anna Nicole Smith show... her horrid 'designer'
keep up Carl...
bobby trendy is a cultural icon that many confused emo kids have used as a scapegoat. His constant self esteem issues coupled with his desire for attention while wearing berets and ballet tutu's have created a media sensation for the kids of today to gleen inspiration from and aspire to be.
A true american hero.
I have no idea who the BFF is....
and while we have a group here...
Bostick.. the name change to "stick"
wtf?.. (that's what the fuck carl)
i vote no on that...
a true american hero... yeah.. like John Wayne.. Carrot top and Mark Burnett
Johnny who's Chipmunk and ass?
lol!! Carrot Top..Mark Burnett...lol
Okay Huneeb is not an asshole.
Johnny give Emma your phone number, and then when she arrives in DFW make sure you show her a good time. Complete with narcotics and illegal aliens.
Feel free... really, impress her with your broken english.
I like Carl better clueless stop educating him.
Maybe Carl was just playing dumb to get in your pants Ed... afterall he knows what pomade is and Kenny Coles... and how to spell pilot...
do you feel used now?
's okay... you can lay in my lap for a while...
Wait.
How do you know she went without while I was on my honeymoon?
i must say i'm surprised my dating life drew so much interest. hopefully there will be a second date and we can keep the good times going.
either that or i'll get a hooker, beat her up after banging her and then blog about it.
Used by what?
my back hurts
by Carl
Carl your back hurts puedes tu es un vieja
fuck.. Menace has the green light?!?!
worlds are colliding..
The only thing that feels used by Carl is toilet paper.
Huneeb is it just me or have you gotten contrite? I think I pointed that out last time we bantered.
You put on that sweet face but really there's a snarling bitch behind it huh?
What do I have to feel sorry for hun? No not contrite.
And no I am not a snarling bitch either.
Shawn. Let's remember that friends don't let friends.
And then let's remember how important it is to put down the keyboard when we get emotional.
And then, let's remember that you have the potential to hurt feelings. Everybody does, but somehow you have made it golden.
And then?
let's remember that you just gave Johnny permission to call me.
BFF - thanks for the blessing...
Hun B - who do you think the others are.. and break it down that way..
carl - don't listen to Bee your not that old.. Necessitas a hablar espanol.. las chicas latinas son facil.. y ellas no se preocupan por el trabajo en la mananna
Can we get a vote on that Huneeb? The snarling bitch thing?
When did Shawn become door man to Emma? (I think he forgot to lock the backdoor) :}
and lets remember to shawn.. didn't you email me a phone number in the seattle area code and said "call this"... wonder what happens if i dial it now?
Emma I think you and Johnny make a cute couple. Charming even. I wish you both all of the luck in the world.
Go ahead Johnny call it.
Johnny: hehe :)
LOL! But Huneeb and Menace are together... I'm not ruining a happy home.
look.. they even speak spanish together... with carl of course..
and?
she wants to know who chimpmunk is, and ass... awwwww.
Don't call it johnny. There are an abundant amount of lovely women out there.
trust me.
Go ahead vote.
the reverse psychology here equates to more bullshit than a kansas city stockyard.
Okay,
So now that Johnny has permission to call... he wanted me to ask you, who should NOT call me now?
Shawn Editor - yes sir.. is your mom ok with that..
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lets confrence call on the voting of hunee b...
lemme know when the count is in..
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what's the number
BFF - great idea.. would you like a convo break down.. of what we are talking about?
it's like there's a stealth comment that only Johnny can see.. either that or he's just talking to himself maintaining his own personal popularity
ssh.. you got to get shawn's blessing for that # murshy
Dont say stealth!
*shiver
Spittles Spittles Spittles
if you got that # mursh and trying to check mine.. then why not just call her and see if she picks up?
is anyone horny?
*hangs up..
ok.. lunch break is over..
You niggers went all apeshit up in this mother fucker.
New post homos.
lord, please lord
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