Emma's Webcam....... on the voting block
If you can remember back to the Wedding Party days... then you have heard of EN's webcam...
EN has been kind enough to let us vote on whether or not see will up it back up... all you need to do is vote Yes or No... in the comments now before we vote i need to make some cases for the yeahs and the nehs.... First the Cons
Cons of EN webcam
1. Shawn would get an aneurysm
2. Bostick would jack himself blind
3. Murshy would criticize on why she wore underwear that day to the point where he would have to make himself a mojito to calm down
4. Valyna would jack herself blind
5 EN possibly could get fired again
6. and a lot of puppies could die in between..
7. Karl runs out of fingers for his ass
Pros
1. Shawn would get an aneurysm
2. Bostick would go blind
3. Murshy would criticize on why she wore underwear that day to the point where he would have to make himself a mojito to calm down
4. Valyna would jack herself blind
5 EN possibly could get fired again
6. and a lot of puppies could die in between..
7. Karl runs out of fingers for his ass
...............Well... ...........shit... there really isn't a difference............... Oh..... and there's also the fact you could get a shot like this.....
now everyone cast your vote.......
EN has been kind enough to let us vote on whether or not see will up it back up... all you need to do is vote Yes or No... in the comments now before we vote i need to make some cases for the yeahs and the nehs.... First the Cons
Cons of EN webcam
1. Shawn would get an aneurysm
2. Bostick would jack himself blind
3. Murshy would criticize on why she wore underwear that day to the point where he would have to make himself a mojito to calm down
4. Valyna would jack herself blind
5 EN possibly could get fired again
6. and a lot of puppies could die in between..
7. Karl runs out of fingers for his ass
Pros
1. Shawn would get an aneurysm
2. Bostick would go blind
3. Murshy would criticize on why she wore underwear that day to the point where he would have to make himself a mojito to calm down
4. Valyna would jack herself blind
5 EN possibly could get fired again
6. and a lot of puppies could die in between..
7. Karl runs out of fingers for his ass
...............Well... ...........shit... there really isn't a difference............... Oh..... and there's also the fact you could get a shot like this.....
now everyone cast your vote.......
posted by Johnny Menace at 2:42 PM
90 Comments:
Emma turns her webcam on for me whenever I ask so I vote no. She is mine!
Nevermind I vote YES!!
Emma always turns on her webcam for me too. I vote yes though, what the hell... I'll share.
The last time she turned on her cam for me I got an upskirt shot!
oh yeah the upskirt shot... i should have posted that picture instead to...
I am going to post a double post at nine. check back.
post after everyone has voted...
Ok son.
i dont' have a webcam.
i'm going to see the real thing in person anyway.
oooooo BURN! lol!
So, Carl, tell me.. is that a yes or a no.
(because some people aren't quite as lucky as you; even though it was just a short drive south to Ft. Lauderdale.)
and by the way, johnny, you're due for a spanking regardless of what you smell like.
I could use an aneurysm. Go ahead and toss your live cam up there E.
It's the closest Johnny's going to get to a hot body with a vagina.
Who's that on the cam? Is that supposed to be EN?
i'm taking carls as a no..
EN - are you saying i'm in trouble..
shawny - i'll work on that aneurysm for ya boss.. what are defining as close?... or is that a blessing to get closer?.. oh no.. wait.. that's bet isn't it?.....
and i guess you recongize who it is or you don't.. shouldn't have taken that nap shawn...
Jesus Johnny. You make me horny.
he actually takes screen shots of a webcam? jeezus H. porn addiction on a stick. That's some fuckin commitment right there.
Wonder how many flip books he's created - sidebet that he's selling them on EBay to support his luv of black eyeliner, spikey belts and Garnier hair dye.
The tits don't look like punching bags there... or she's yanking on them trying to make them look like a C cup... I'm not sure it's her either. Next time I won't spoon Shawn while he naps.
I'll just go with the consensus on the webcam thing - she needs the cash from work though - so the responsible mojito drinking side of me says 'no'.
I vote a definitive 'maybe'.
I am open to nursing porn addiction.
I am an enabler.
H - you're a stubborn bastard, headstrong even.
you're a picker and a grinner also....
OOOO and you know, he's a lover AND he's a sinner too!!!
A sinner!?
well, it's not like I've fucked any family members...
friggin music.. swear it drives the human soul.
..But No Cause So If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker
Than Grease I've Got News For You Crews
You'll Be Sucking Like A Leech
so what'cha want
H from the religion of "hey i didn't fuck my cousin!"
Yet H. Yet.
Let's not put any limits on anything at this point. Our lives aren't even half over.
I wouldn't fuck my cousin.
...too far from the nuclear family nugget... too unreliable...
I need someone close, who can keep a secret, or at least be blackmailed daily into doing so.
So anyway, back on the friggin topic:
E, what "images" do "you" propose "to" grace "us" with?
*fingers sore from repeatedly making silly "quotes" gesture
sleep deprivation has taken years off my life!!!! that and White Rain hairspray in the 90's.. some crazy ass chemicals in that shit
you've got nothing with out the gestures damnit... don't knock the technique!
Hmmm. Knock + Technique.
Well actually H I hadn't really planned on anything. In fact, this whole voting thing that Johnny has blessed the group with was not pre-meditated.
So, If the vote goes through I guess I'll have to wing it.
Because Johnny is the devil.
Sounds like politics as usual.
And booooo on that answer,
you didn't use the words:
ass, pussy, tits, goat
even once!
Well actually H I hadn't really planned on anything - ASS. In fact, this whole voting thing that PUSSY Johnny has blessed the group with was TITS not pre-meditated.
So GOAT, If the vote goes through I guess I'll have to wing it.
"Sleep deprivation has taken years off my life!!!! that and White Rain hairspray in the 90's.. some crazy ass chemicals in that shit..."
Is that why you have no hair?
hahhah,
that's better.
I stand titillated.
see.. that was hot... precum even
yes.. that's the exact reason.. that and bizarre crazy ass chicks stalking me
yummmm,
ass chicks.
love ass chicks
H - Me too. It must be a family thing. ;)
Mesh - Wow. I think you're onto a Pulitzer there. Do me a favor, write a theory on that and add a power point presentation so we can save others the undue stress of hair loss by spending more than $.99 on hairspray and keeping their dick in their cords.
Say, funny you should mention that - ass chicks.
I was talking to this guy yesterday on the phone... he insisted I have an ass fetish.
I'm denying that. But, I don't know, he made some valid points. See, but to counter those points he is from Texas and you know how... well...
What do you guys think? Ass fetish or no?
what grounds were stated for said ass fetish?
do you even have an ass? hmmm.. if not that could lead to a blatant want of ass which could be construed as an ass fetish
more details needed on the theory.
You know, you're right. I don't really have one.
*checks picture two posts down
So you vote "No" to "ass fetish" and "Yes" to "ass envy."
Yes, more details.
For instance,
what feature do you notice first on a woman?
And what constitues a "good ass"?
Is this about being inside your ass,
or someone else's?
we made need a symposium to really garner all the proper items to make a rash decision. But putting all you people in the same room could be damaging to capitalism and the environment.
I don't see an 'ass fetish' ... never read the statements 'his/her ass is phenomenal' or 'i wanna rim the fuck outta the guy, just the idea of his tight ass cheeks around my face has me dripping'... so potential ass envy is viable.
...we must harness the power of potential ass envy...
ok let me think on this a moment.
...cause the Chinese are ahead of us in harnessing the power of tits envy...
...not to mention Martian multiple penis envy...
(but maybe that's too high level for ya'll, pretty serious men in black stuff)
you're just putting a politcal spin on this to distract us H.. I see you workin... you want her no-ass ass all to yourself.
*Of course with signed documentation from Shawn that you're allowed to envy her ass*
Well I think he has an ass fetish and is just trying to push off his addiction on me....
Thats what I think. But he's fairly vehement on the issue that it's my problem. I swear we talked for a good hour and a half and we never really got off topic, and when we did, then, somehow it got back to ass.
Even deep fried ass and fat girl pile driving techniques.... with ass... i think.... wait...
Menace I am using the dictionary definition of "close". You may have to look it up.
I bless nothing but my food.
I only took the nap, John, because you were weeping and you asked me to hold you.
see if i ever spoon you again you fucking tramp
So, Shawn, do you think I have an ass fetish?
Stop being a jealous cunt Mesh. Johnny likes the bottom.
No. I think if anything you have an issue keeping things away from your ass E.
Things AWAY? Why would anybody want to keep things AWAY from it?
I thought ass was for touching.
BURN!
good one, Kelso!
LMAO!! GOOD ONE H!
HAHAHAHA He called you KELSO!!!
*snort
kinda a freaky visual with her having to fight off things from diving into her ass cavity..
Hey!
Does my hair look okay?
never really thought of him as Kelso.. but fuck if it doesn't ring true to some extent. I applaud H for his insight into matching personalities with mass media.
You're too goodlooking to be a man.
...yah, Mesh... it does have a Japanese animation porn element to it ...
Ok, Red.
EN, can I ask you an honest question?
oh shit.
Here it comes.
Sure Shawn, ask away... what have I got to lose besides pride?
When do I get to play with your new jacket?
I thought he just blurted out irrational observations.. he can ask questions too?
Holy shit, did I even hit 'publish your comment' before you just went ahead and popped of at the mouth?
Never. you never get to play with my jacket, it would never fit you.
Apparently so.
WHY NOT!?! I don't want to wear it I want you to wear it!
I see you working fucker.
no.
HUMANS, PLEASE EXPLAIN 'JACKET'
she bought a new jacket and won't wear it... what the fuck kinda purchase decsion was that? I'll have to side with Kelso on this one.
It's a straight jacket!
what's the jacket made of?
does it look good on you sis?
Kelso... E is a lovely bi-sexual woman... you dork!
nothing like going out and buying a straight jacket for yourself.. I remember when I went out and bought a visegrip for my balls.. wonderful decision
kelso is right. It's an authentic straight jacket, black, stiff canvas just like they used to make them.... with plenty of clasps and locks.
He just wants to lock me up in it.
It fits me fucking spectacular and has this 'modification piece' that allows the sleeves to pin up...
when it's not locked it looks just like a jacket. I wear it all the time.
I have a boner!
....
oooh, now i get it...
gosh, i feel so foolish.
*eyeroll
hmmm, you know who'd like a straight-jacket as well?
freaks
Well, sometimes Mesh, our fetishes dictate who we are and what we buy. I just happen to like to be constricted - if not tightly than at least to the point that I can't motivate or contribute.
So yes, a straight jacket, the ultimate in restraint.
sis, i think that sounds really cool
Only to be wore by the psychologically hip.
and your balls need more than a vice lock. They need two hotwheels mac trucks and a good amount of elmers paste in which to transport them safely behind you down the street so you don't drag anymore.
yes, H.... throw me the idol I'll throw you the whip.
Thank you hun! I think I have the link around here somewhere. If you would like to add it to the fetishry or perhaps just an gift to say...
i love you.
I have the matching shirt with the open breast-front and the locking collar.
:)
I STILLL have a boner!
Enablers abound in here! kudos though.
ya always gotta drag my balls into this huh... balls this.. nutsack that... i'm going to end up with a complex like Kelso if you keep that shit up.
My shit is up! I'm going to go jerk off now!
ah yes, the Fetishry...
all of you with cash/credit in your hands, and Valyna voyerism in your heart... GO! GO! GO!
Did everyone just head to the Fetishry?
Wow, this shameless self promotion stuff really works!
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