Help Emma.. Dating advice
Well you guys did SO well with helping Carl out, I thought I would go ahead and see if you could give me some direction on my current dating issue. I hope you all realize that my "dating" is a little more challenging than Carls.... So please try and keep up.
Three weeks or so ago I ran into an old friend. He was the best friend of the guy I was dating my Senior year of High School - for today's purposes we'll call him "Jacob".
We hit it off... old sparks and feelings and all that... we decided to meet for drinks. He had just changed places of employment and was short on change so I offered to pay ($46 bar tab).
We agree to go out that weekend, Friday night. Okay, Friday nights are normally on fire for me anyway and we were both strapped for time and frugality on the way to the club... So I bought dinner ($12) on the way to go up and buy the drugs ($180). I shared my cigarettes (avg. abt $10), AND I drove ($28) as fast as I could to get him to the booth on time. I did NOT have to pay for drinks or cover cause I was with the DJ. We had a fantastic time until Saturday morning... One of the best evenings I'd had in awhile in fact and we hit it off really well. Well enough for us to want to see each other again very soon.
EDIT: I also bought condoms for just in case ($9)....
He says he wants to take me to dinner and a movie. Ok. Tuesday, great. Meanwhile, he gets terribly sick so I bring him soup, oranges, chewing gum, and Powerade ($31) on Sunday - tuck him in and "See you Tuesday!"
Tuesday he stood me up at the movie theater and texted me to say he'd explain later. Thurdsay afternoon he finally texts me to tell me he's found a great girl and blah blah blah.... So, ok. I wished him the best of luck and told him not to be a douche, he could have told me.
I hadn't seen or heard from him since... until last night when he sent me a text about finding my ring at his house.
So I go over there to get it... and.... and... he hands me the ring and apologizes for standing me up. He then tells me I look great and he was an asshole and he's glad I came over.
Then, apparently, this thing with this girl didn't work out for him. He realized when he "dumped" me that he'd made a bad decision. Because of that, he broke it off with the girl and REALLY wants to do dinner and a movie with me now - and he missed me.
And when it was time to go he asked me what I was doing tonight (friday).... and then we hugged and he wouldn't let go for a few moments... and then the fucker kissed me on my cheek.
So...
Do I go out tonight? Do I give the guy a second chance? Do I just appreciate the fact that he could bolt at any time (which actually works for me) and set myself up for that again? Do I not go out with him and save myself another how many hundreds of dollars?
And can somebody add up how much I fucking spent that weekend please for chrissakes?
Help. Please. Thanks!
ps - Carl you pig fucker you better be ready for me..... A week from now your ass is mine... and don't think I don't have connections... :) heh.
Three weeks or so ago I ran into an old friend. He was the best friend of the guy I was dating my Senior year of High School - for today's purposes we'll call him "Jacob".
We hit it off... old sparks and feelings and all that... we decided to meet for drinks. He had just changed places of employment and was short on change so I offered to pay ($46 bar tab).
We agree to go out that weekend, Friday night. Okay, Friday nights are normally on fire for me anyway and we were both strapped for time and frugality on the way to the club... So I bought dinner ($12) on the way to go up and buy the drugs ($180). I shared my cigarettes (avg. abt $10), AND I drove ($28) as fast as I could to get him to the booth on time. I did NOT have to pay for drinks or cover cause I was with the DJ. We had a fantastic time until Saturday morning... One of the best evenings I'd had in awhile in fact and we hit it off really well. Well enough for us to want to see each other again very soon.
EDIT: I also bought condoms for just in case ($9)....
He says he wants to take me to dinner and a movie. Ok. Tuesday, great. Meanwhile, he gets terribly sick so I bring him soup, oranges, chewing gum, and Powerade ($31) on Sunday - tuck him in and "See you Tuesday!"
Tuesday he stood me up at the movie theater and texted me to say he'd explain later. Thurdsay afternoon he finally texts me to tell me he's found a great girl and blah blah blah.... So, ok. I wished him the best of luck and told him not to be a douche, he could have told me.
I hadn't seen or heard from him since... until last night when he sent me a text about finding my ring at his house.
So I go over there to get it... and.... and... he hands me the ring and apologizes for standing me up. He then tells me I look great and he was an asshole and he's glad I came over.
Then, apparently, this thing with this girl didn't work out for him. He realized when he "dumped" me that he'd made a bad decision. Because of that, he broke it off with the girl and REALLY wants to do dinner and a movie with me now - and he missed me.
And when it was time to go he asked me what I was doing tonight (friday).... and then we hugged and he wouldn't let go for a few moments... and then the fucker kissed me on my cheek.
So...
Do I go out tonight? Do I give the guy a second chance? Do I just appreciate the fact that he could bolt at any time (which actually works for me) and set myself up for that again? Do I not go out with him and save myself another how many hundreds of dollars?
And can somebody add up how much I fucking spent that weekend please for chrissakes?
Help. Please. Thanks!
ps - Carl you pig fucker you better be ready for me..... A week from now your ass is mine... and don't think I don't have connections... :) heh.
posted by Everything Nice at 6:49 AM
45 Comments:
push over.. sucker... pansy.. needy.. fall for it again... nurse maid.. sugar momma.. but hey he's a helluva nice guy - go for it!
Okay, That wasn't advice asshole. That was name calling.
If you think it's bad to see the guy again give me something constructive to work with.
Whoa...I'm shocked totes. I though Bostick wrote that post until right at the end.
Hmmm. Well that's serious. Maybe I should re-write that.
Maybe more Carl style... maybe then I'd get some decent feedback.
piglet,
drop the zero and get with a hero. that guy sounds shady. if you do decide to give him a chance i would make him earn it. perhaps you should use him a little bit. you know, make him pay for stuff, don't return his calls for several days, just act like you don't give a shit and see how he likes it.
you deserve someone who treats you well and isn't playing games.
as for this time next week...i'm going to get so drunk that i'm going to puke on you then lick it off your naked body.
People feel badly for Carl and shit. The only ass he gets is when his thumb breaks throught the toilet paper.
He can't even do the robot, no game at all.
what the hell kinda advice can I give to that scenario?
He used you for cash - you did everything for him - you ran to his aid when he was sick - he stood you up - he reeled you back in - for the luv of god YOU EVEN DROVE! you spend $500 and he wants to spend $50...
if sex wasn't involved, what the hell did you pay for? good conversation? man that's expensive conversation... wait.. is he a male escort?
don't get pissy - besides him licking you on the cheek what makes it worth going out a second time? I didn't see anything there that says 'keeper' besides him using "i missed you" after the chick he found that was better than you must not have called him back.
K? k..
LMAO! Okay Mesh. That's exactly what I was looking for.
I know the guys a chode.
Calzone - When is you field trip over here happening? I hear Carls looking to become a member of the mile high club. Let him put you in his carry on....
calzone,
that toilet paper joke is mine!
that was so uncouth.
so what time is he picking you up on his Vespa.. don't lie either.
He's not. I didn't commit to going out tonight... but I do need to stock up on my drug supply so I may have to actually make an appearance in his general vicinity.
piglet,
speaking of movies, do you want to go see the Bourne Ultimatum next week? we can drop some E bombs before hand to make it interesting. if you want i can get a big box of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom so you can reach in and rub greasy butter all over my crank.
Pooh bear,
That's been done so many times I get bored.
How about, I cut a hole in the box and set it in my lap and you fingerbang throughout the movie while I suck on Junior Mints?
Ebombs are on the menu...
Meeting Time! be right back!
Whoa Whoa Whoa!
Emma don't make it sound like he hung you out to dry. You knew the guy was popular with the ladies!
For fuckssake people it isn't like she doesn't have two others to fill in the gaps!
E - Just see the guy, meanwhile keep the other two at the ready! Fit them together like puzzle pieces - suck and spit each of them anyway you like until you've gotten what you need.
If anything it will keep your mind busy - that's enough of a reward for all of us!
shawn,
would you be upset if i fucked your wife next week?
Now you wait a minute. Don't get your panties in a ruffle.
The other two don't fill gaps... One is a good friend, and the other isn't even in the same state so just hold of on that gap filling!
Besides, you my friend, are just pushing me into a bad situation because it fits your agenda!!!
Carl I don't mind if you fuck his wife.
this just in:
Shawn abducted by Aliens and replaced with moderate even tempered guy.
Film at 11.
Which ones have you banged?
Carl,
You touch my wife and I'll lace your e-bomb with baby shit and dulcolax.
I've banged one of the three. How in the fuck does that apply to this situation?
So you're looking for a long term loving relationship because you already have:
A. your good time.
B. your ear.
.. and:
C. The key to your storage locker you fucking fag. So let's not be rude. Sure, love would be fantastic but we all know this guy is not about love. He's about the flavor of the month.
PLEASE NOTE.
Nowhere did I say I wanted to fuck this guy, or make any kind of commitment other than giving the schlep a second chance.
And you know Shawn it's hard to be almost-single again...
Then why ask for advice E?
Sounds like you didn't even need to.
Because if I'm going to see him there'll have to be some schedule manipulation.
you have any idea how difficult it is to have my social calendar?
no. because you suck cock...
Next on 'The View' ...
Rosie O'Donell, Shawn, Star Jones, EN discuss the perils of communication and relationships. Just what the fuck does a chick have to do to be understood and luv'd by too many men at once. Rosie makes a nice jello mold vagina during this segment but still riveting to watch.
You ALMOST got that by me.
Gchat.
I don't think I feel like Gchatting, but thanks.
Just like pushing me to voicemail when you were on your phone call huh?
bitch.
That's right.
Homo.
how the hell does she afford a phone when a date costs her $375?? that's fuckin impressive.
She has more money than you think she does!
Don't let her fool you, she's no victim!
Shut it Shawn. I'm just looking for a little love...
i sense a lot of anger coming from shawn.
lets all remember we are friends here on this blog. treat each other like you want to be treated.
IN ANOTHER STATE?!?!?!?
Well if it's there then SURE, I'll go to another state to get it.
what's wrong with that? You went to a completely different fucking country to find yours.
That's not love. That's VISA.
And for everybody else...
THERE's Mastercard!!!
weren't you about to call me?
fag?
wait.. can I get paid to fuck her? i'm not talking just free dinner and drugs here
Well. That depends on if you're going to be too fucked up....
to do anything.
shrooms make me giggle.. pretty much uncontrollably
Jesus God, that happened to me last weekend.
So..with this weekend free and my person asking the same thing...
for me to come over...and he has been bolting since Feb..
maybe I should shut the fuck up and not give advice.
I should note that at this point I am using him for sex but it is kinda hurtful to me because I actually like him.
I guess you could do the same thing.
although, since Tuesday, I have grown colder and I think you should make plans with him...
then text him at 1 from a bar. Tell him you met a great guy. The bartender after all, is a great guy.
hmmm....do you have a backup booty?
dude I just lost my job because they overhired. They just called me all perky to tell me.
WTF.
I am so sick of life bitch smacking me. Fuck this shit.
there I feel better already.
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