I had a bad dream

i was riding a rocking horse and snorting coke with my dead friend Jay when all of the sudden God came up and told me that Jay's diaper needed to be changed.

so I said...

God, I don't do diapers anymore, all my boys are grown up.

So God said I needed a good finger-banging and to take off my vinyl lederhosen so he could eat me out.

So as I'm trying to remove my lederhosen Johnny Menace rides in on a Harry Potter toy broom with a pair of scissors... and cuts my lederhosen.

Jay starts to cry.

Out of nowhere Bostick shows up with a scrawny orange tabby cat and offers it to Jay who starts to lick it's asshole. Bostick gets mad and punches Johnny in the face who then tears open Bosticks shirt and cuts his left nipple off.

Bostick bleeds..... God starts eating me out.

The three boys start playing battleship and who knows what else is going on in the back ground, but it sounds like fingernails on a chalk board and the type of sound you get when you stick a salad tong in a bowl of pasta... anyway....

After God is finished, he gets up and wipes his chin, only he looks upset at something underneath his robe. I, of course, think it's because Jay needs a diaper change so I get up to hand Bostick a turkey baster and a Sunday Newspaper... But Bostick screams and turns his head in horror instead...

Carl is under Gods robe and Carl has vampire teeth and wants to give Bostick a Hot Carl because his bloody nipples are really a turn on. But God wants Carl to finish the rim job.

I sit down with Johnny Menace and we snort mass quanities of Jay's coke through one of those foot-long pixie stix straws while Jay chases God who is chasing Carl who is chasing Bostick who is chasing the tabby cat because he lost his class ring up it's asshole.

Then they all throw down and start coloring on each others taints in magic marker.

So, Johnny and I asked... "wow, that's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"

God looks up from his purple scented magic marker and says... "The Aristocrats"