Question of the Day...
hope all you retards had a nice weekend. here is a question for you to ponder...
at what age do you think the penis stops growing?!?!?
A) ages 0-5
B) ages 6-10
C) ages 11-15
D) none of the above
i don't know the answer and was curious as to what you might think.
ps- the count down to SpacklerFest in Emma's pants, uh, i mean Seattle is only 3 days!
at what age do you think the penis stops growing?!?!?
A) ages 0-5
B) ages 6-10
C) ages 11-15
D) none of the above
i don't know the answer and was curious as to what you might think.
ps- the count down to SpacklerFest in Emma's pants, uh, i mean Seattle is only 3 days!
posted by Carl Spackler at 5:02 PM
16 Comments:
Why does the penis really ever HAVE to stop growing?
That's the real question here.
Carl. I hope I live up to your expectations. Somehow I just think you'll be terribly disappointed...
oh, hey, I forgot to ask.. do you like sloppy seconds?
for you 0-5, to me none of the above.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oH MY fuck what a total burn.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
emma,
you will be the first blogger i have ever met. it think we are going to have alot of fun.
calzone,
none of the above is the correct answer for you because you have a vagina.
This is true, he does have a vagina.
Calzone. Are you playing hard to get Dilly? Or have you just been too busy to reply to my email?
Don't make me hunt you down... The fact that you have a vagina only makes me want you more.
umm .. gravity.. helllooooo
my balls have dropped to mid thigh and my foreskin now sags below the tip of my dick.
I think it's from too many vacations close to the equator and the moon's gravitational pull.
That and a lack of sensible underwear.
It never stops growing!
Mesh.
You scare me. Thank you for your charming descriptives.
I feel like taking a belt sander to your foreskin and pinning your ball sack to your asshole with a safety pin.
xo,
Emma
fuckin flirt... Carl, I hope she treats you the same way she wants to treat me... I'm tho fuckin jealous!
Yes. you are...
Say, Mesh. How about you fly up here too and I'll do you both at the same time!
I could easily grind your foreskin and pummel carl with a prophylactic horse cock at the same time! I have two hands and I'm an excellent multi-tasker.
I could wear my tool belt while I break you both in, I mean, if you think that will "do it" for you.
when i got out of the shower today i noticed my left testicle hung lower than my right. should i be concerned?
Pooh Bear,
Yes. because that means it is over-ripe and it will fall off.
giggles,
Piglet
you couldn't handle Carl 'huge cock' Spackler and Mesh 'I'm disinterested but go ahead and suck it' DispleasesMe at the same time... friggin impossible. Only a hooker in Bangledesh could handle the sheer male prowess that combo would bring.
Why the hell would you wear a toolbelt.. see that's just fuckin tacky!
In response to that, Mesh, I have really nothing other to say than .... LMAO...
male prowess?
You really should rethink that. I'm more man than you are.
you're 4'11" and talk a lot... okay fine.. you're Dudley Moore combined with Napoleon.. that's about as male as you'll get.
Quote from Arthur:
You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!
I bet you use that quote on Sunday mornings, after mass, in front of the "Catechism for toddlers" entrance.
let's not drag the children into this... although you are taller than most 5th graders.
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