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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Send your very best to your bitch(es)

Valentines Day is a little short of a month away and already jewelry and boxed candy is filling the void on the shelves where Christmas decorations and stocking stuffers used to.

I figure, well fuck, not many people send out valentines anymore... But if they do have a fire lit under their asses to send one. I can hook you up with a few I've used in the past, because well I'm a giver like that.

Here are a couple swell sweet nothings to send to your Valentine:





and one for you poor married bastards:



I also use these for the Holidays...





And then of course just the spontaneous note to show I care...





I hope this helps.

162 Comments:

Blogger JBoombostick said...

Where are the titties in this post?

7:34 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Awwwww Shawn :) These are so sweet!!! You truly are something special :)

*kiss

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like my new duds?

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit it isnt working. I changed my avatar.

7:43 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Fuck Texas

7:48 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

There it is. Yeah baby..

7:48 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

7:58 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I knew YOU would like it.

Good morning buttfuckers and buttfuckets.

6:21 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Id like to see that new banner.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Shawn: I better get a really good valentine this year!!

Bo: I hate you and I hate needles, that is making me sick to my stomach!!!

6:30 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Valentine's Day sucks. I've never liked it... in a relationship or not. The entire concept of that holiday is fucking retarded.


So, who wants to be my Valentine?

Hahahahaha...

6:41 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

BUT YOU LOVE ROSES SO MUCH!!!!

6:43 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I agree, it's a retarded holiday. It should just be called Fuck Day! Then you would get some no matter what and it wouldn't cost you anything.....unless you're Carl....and have to pay for a whore!

6:48 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Weed I love Carl and for you to hate on him just because he will not reveal himself in a photo is not only selfish but also childish and immature.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I, for one, would like to bang Carl in the ass.

7:00 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

And Shawn you've never sent me one of these you fucking liar.

and no, writing shit like that on your shaft and palming it in my face didn't count!!!

7:00 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Bo you need to kiss my ass! I love Carl and we are way cool. You are the one hating on him!

7:07 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I love Carl too. Atleast I did five minutes ago....

7:07 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Besides....I have a photo of him now.....so bite it!!!

7:07 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am not hating!!! I love you whores! Carl is a pimp. I bet he has never banged a prostitute.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Valentines Day was created by chocolate companies and Hallmark…

Holly shit batman I had planes and helicopters following me to work today..

Not again..

7:10 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

He's lurking here today too and doesn't like you Bo....so ha!

7:11 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I had a helicopter follow me once with their spotlight. I just took off my clothes.....it landed!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sorry Sanchez. That's totally my fault.

*pouts that she doesn't have a picture of Carl.

No worries Bostick, I agree Carl is a pimp and let's leave it at that.

7:12 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Oh please.. Pfft. We are like this *crosses fingers*

7:12 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Can we move on from this now? Therapeutically?

Like as if a lubed up turkey baster was chuffing around in your relaxed anus taking specimen samples for next years Granny Apple Smith pie bake-off for the loval messicans?

7:13 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I gave myself a killer blowjob lastnight. Those Yoga classes are really paying off.

7:14 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*local messicans.....

my bad, I got distracted while writing that.

7:14 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

WTF?!!! Are you stoned.. Jesus my head just exploded on that one.

7:15 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

You have talent Emma.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Holy fucking shit what a great idea! I'll go get stoned!

7:18 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

thank you Bostick, usually they're wiping my chin off when they say that.

7:18 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I've been to talent it is in Oregon....

En - They are still outside our window.. flash them and see if they will turn on the spot light and land..

7:20 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Em, you missed a spot.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I miss Carl... * cries into coffee

7:20 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I'm gonna go join the American Idol blog....they are way nicer than you bitches! AND they have talent!

7:21 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Carl is working....damn people....move on!

7:21 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I forgot to take my meds this morning...

It's either a helicopter or a seagull...

Would someone take a look so I can get out from under my desk..

Weed-I love you...

7:24 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am masturbating to Carls photograph...

7:24 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

better yet I'm coming over to your desk EM

7:25 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Sanchez....can you cum over to my desk when you are done with Em? There is plenty of room for you under there....and I forgot to put on panties today!

7:26 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Come on over Sanchez, Im still wiping my chin.

7:29 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I named my clit Carl for the day cuz I love him so much.

He'll be getting a massage for lunch.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I went to the porn store for 10 hours last night.

Jesus EN what flippin section...

Weed- if I ask impolitely, can I see the picture of your Taco sans lettus.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

uh.....no Sanchez.....unless Em still has it, then she has permission to show you.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I heart your clit Sullen!

7:35 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Where's Shawn? He completes me!

7:36 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Weed,

Roses suck balls,
Violets are the shit
I want to rub your face
Hard against my clit.

Be my Valentine.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I didn't get that chance to save it since we were photo showing and not photo sharing....

remember?

7:38 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Who wants one of these?

http://www.cupidsreviews.com/article/Virtual-Joy.html

7:40 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

EN-It is going to take me awhile, I have to pull my desk over to you… It is a seagull. but I think he 's wearing a camera.

p.s. I have an egg beater a rolling pin and a stapler.. That are not MINE. Somehow I don't think anyone is going to claim them..

someone was making chocolate pudding at my desk and made a mess...

7:41 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Emma,

You are the bomb
and that's no lie
I wanna grab you tightly
in between my thighs.

I wanna lick you raw
and taste you on my tongue,
I may wanna fuck lots o'chicks -
But baby, you're number one.

Be Mine.

xxx

7:43 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You're just finding that now bo? I've been doing that shit for years... ask shane.

7:44 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Sullen....that was way hot....and I have cute feet.

Em, I forgot about that.....I guess Sanchez will just have to get to know me better....heck I don't even think Shawn has seen that pic!! I don't need him bringing his wrath down on me!

7:44 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Fuck buying roses
or anything in general
Now get on your knees and suck on my genitals

7:45 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Damn sullen if my boss hadnt come in so early I would have so much time to impress you right now.

thanks sanchez again for the wickedly brilliant comment you fuckstik!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

"keep her busy, she gets bored... blah blah blah... "

*sigh*

and you still wanted me to leave early? yeah, right. There goes THAT.

7:46 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Bosses suck ass.

Lovely ditty Bos :)

*sucking genitals

7:48 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Sullen...

I heard you lick real good
Just a little under the hood
My panties are wet and my pussy is tight
Got plans for tonight?

Be mine!

7:51 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I am in such a mushy mood. I'm rockin it to 80's love songs....could someone please put a bullet in my head? Thanks!

7:59 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

EN-looks like no smoke breaks or lunch for the both of us....

He is going to leave at noon.... and he has no idea what you can do...

8:04 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Now Weed, if you're listening to Monster Ballads, you are COMPLETELY mine.

Fuck you raw darlin...

8:07 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

damn close to that Sullen! I love that shit!! I think we are soulmates.

8:10 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

"every rose has its thorns"

8:10 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Can I just say that as soon as I began eating this banana my boss bolted quickly with his hands in his pockets.

I'm not stoopid, I know exactly what that means....

he's breakable sanchez...

8:12 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Flowers die,
Candy is gay,
sit on my face
and make my day...

I don't want commitment
no strings are attached
if that tongues not working
I'm kicking your ass.

8:13 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

maybe he was just looking for spare change cuz he wanted a banana out of the snack machine.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I hardly doubt that's fact.

I'm sending all of you horny bitches a used condom for Valentines Day.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

EN-Then breakaway.... his wife is a piece of work and the dude deserves some pleasure in his life...

The girls saw me moving my desk over towards you and now I have to rearrange the funiture in their office.... so far this day blows....

Can we get out of hear early today EN.

8:18 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I saw a porn where this skank drank the spunk out of a used rubber. I almost puked

8:19 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

wow Bo you really have a way with words....and lots of ways to keep me from being hungry for lunch. You are gonna be my new diet plan!

8:31 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Shawn, I only want the condom you use on me! As a token of our love.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I'll give you a token alright... a token black working your round-about.

I like you slutty Weed.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OOOO Roundabout? Is that like the cul-de-sac and back?

8:36 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

two scoops... just two scoops...

Sanchez I have no idea if we will be out of here early... you have more pull around here than I do...

I'm not breaking my boss, no.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

EN - You need to bite my taint.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shawn - FINALLY I don't have to pay attention to your balls...

It's about time!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

It goes one for the treble, two for the base, she got nut all over her face!

take it E

8:40 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sllloow is the tempo and Wren is gonna flow as I produce and illustrate you to a Ho caught on the late night, stampin on the base-pipe... She's a hype to get you on the late flight...

8:42 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

But back in school she was a cutie yo then after graduation started givin up the booty...

In school stuck her head in a feather every time I asked her whats the time It was never ever what she woud talk to the Wren I'm sayin

I wanted a date, she wouldn't even be my friend!

8:43 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

But now in the 1990's Id be prayin that the bitch dont find me cuz she's got a gang o' kids kinckle-heads and all dirty and she's givin pimp by a nigga thats 30

I saw her hangin in the alley
raggin to her friends how she's ho-in' in the valley
All by herself, doin on the Ho Stole
comin' back home late night with the bank rob you know a bitch like that makes me sick,

but I've heard that she sucks a good dick!

8:45 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

*dancin

8:46 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Got a little coon in ya today, do ya E?

8:46 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Wait, keep going Sullen dancing...

8:46 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It's the world's biggest dick!
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick!
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it!
She swallowed it...

8:46 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

At a high school dance me and the niggaz bailed in I saw her sittin with her friends..
With the clan, so sexy, thought she was all that... she wouldnt even look it up because we wore the black hats...
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor but an instant prostitute behind closed doors..

On the streets she's a late night feature walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a niggas dick, another bleacher....

8:48 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I love that tune!

8:48 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

okay so I may be a little too distracted to finish this song.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

SMILES!

8:49 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

it's spelled REN.

Wren is a species of bird i believe.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

bite taint...*check*

8:49 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Does black dick taste different than white dick?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

For somebody that doesn't tolerate Coonery Scumbag you sure know a lot about your niglet rappers.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Aliecat said...

Bostick- what the fuck happened to your other blog? Whore.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

No, it's all chocolate if it melts in your mouth.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i grew up in the hood shawn. it's common knowledge.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Scummy, will you come play with my little man in the boat?

8:54 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I think I might be an instant prostitute behind closed doors..

8:54 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I grew up in the hood too... we have much in common...

or not.

8:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OOOOOOO! I know... we both want to wear your cock?

no, you're already wearing it.. but really you should share Shane.. there's enough of you to go around!!!

8:57 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

pbc got a ticket for huntin' out of a boat without a life jacket once. he never paid the ticket and thus had a warrant issued for him. he had to go to jail on his lunch break. it was silly i tells ya.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

(my asshole twice!)

8:57 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

jesus I totally said that outloud

8:57 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Both my bosses are gone.....it's a good day! I'm gonna go copy my snatch and fax it to people.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I don't appreciate you trying to distract me with that story Scum.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Fuck the photocopy... I just blast emailed a few to upper management! Sanchez and I will be able to get out of here in no time!!!

8:58 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Don't you love me anymore Scum? Lickin's not cheatin!!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

SNACHEZ is a lucky bastard and I fucking hate him.

just wanted everyone to know. Feel free to bring him by with donuts you silly freak.

and no 14 hour episodes with you erkin' and jerkin' on the floor this time.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuck seattle.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I can work myself over for 14 hours if I want Shawn. Fuck you you're not the owner of me!

9:01 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

that makes me sad Scum.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

And thank FUCKING GOD for that! It would take about 15 of me to keep you off yourself for ONE HOUR.

But really, God love you. Slut.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

And god love you too faggot!

9:02 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and fuck kansas city

9:03 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

the thought of 15 of you....mmmmm.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Ok, you do that and I'll fuck Tumbleweed and Sullen Girl.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

sit on my fist Tumbleweed.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

please... with no tenting.. that's for pussies.

uh, no pun intended?

9:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL! No pun! I get it!

I miss Carl.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and White Devil....

9:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and... and.... Billy Weeks who used to follow me around the playground and then sit in the sand pit while I played on the monkey bars.

then he showed my his weenie and I laughed at him and pulled on it.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

He told me his mommy used to put her mouth on his daddies but I didn't believe that since my daddy always put his im my mommy's ass.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

jesus. fucking. christ.

9:07 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

My fax number is (765)...

9:08 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Hey Sullen did you ever get EN's numbers?

9:09 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I sent them to you. Are the two of you having hot phone sex and not telling me?

9:09 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

'Cause I'd be pissed.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

alright beautiful fags and cuntas... Im going to play with myself now...

ttfn!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

God DAMN it.

9:11 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Yeah baby.. I got the numbers. Thank you :) I gave her mine a while back and if I was having phone sex with her I wouldn't tell you.

*pokes tongue

9:13 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

what about the banner em??

9:14 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

*it's about time for Carl's massage....

9:15 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Carl needs a massage, he is working entirely too hard!

9:16 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am going to massage my cock to Sullens myspace picks in about 5.4.3.2......

9:18 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Even the baby ones Bos???

Weirdo...

9:19 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

hahhahaha

9:21 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

what was PBC huntin for?

9:22 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Tighten up Weed. And lets see that banner too Emma. Damn.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

after lunch Bo!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

sullen is naughty!

What's tenting?

9:27 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Im speaking on behalf of Emma when I say that she's swamped as fuck with work.

9:32 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

What's she your fucking mexican now?

9:34 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I REPEAT! What's tenting Shawn...damn it!

9:37 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

It's when you make a tent with your five fingers in order to ease your fist into ass weed.

Take your four fingers and touch them to your thumb... there thatta girl.. now sit on it.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

It's a fisting technique. I heard it's all the rage at Bosticks house.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

NO fucking way! There will be no fisting in this tight cunt!!!

9:45 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

On that note, I am going to lunch!

9:46 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Ahhhh....

Carl is happy as a clam now.


Errrr, wait.... he is a clam. But regardless, he's tingly and very happy :)

9:47 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Shawn-you want Donuts? Come to my office and corn-hole the office that just got new furniture. When those dum bitches say they need HELP, the Spanish translation is point and move that heavy shit….SAN-chez…

9:55 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and now i get to help the dum bitches!

10:07 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I can honestly say “I fucking hate all fucking SPIC’S right now”

Especially all the fucking no load bitch spic’s in my office…

10:11 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Breathe…. Breathe … Breathe ...

I’m a fuzzy bunny …you’re a fuzzy bunny ...

I’m a fuzzy bunny… you’re a fuzzy bunny...

Sorry I'm OK now....

10:17 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I hate all minorities. Assclowns..

10:18 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I hate clowns.

Are they a minority? If not, they should be.

I fucking hate clowns.

10:22 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Fuck clowns too. Especially if they are black.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Midget clowns take the cake....

10:25 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Id just like to say to Sanchez that he should remember there is one cracker in that office that was pointing!

10:26 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Yes and that fucking cracker is the biggest pointer of the lot...

I wish you would break her...

Into a bunch of little crumbs...

10:42 AM  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

I don't want to be in charge anymore....

I'm selling everything... jumping into the micro.. I'm going to open up a snack shack in some foreign country that doesn't speak Spanish....

10:45 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Highway run, into the midnight sun,
Wheels go round and round, you're on my mind
Restless hearts, sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love, along the wire.

They say that the road ain't no place to start a family,
Right down the line it's been you and me,
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be,
Oh girl you stand, by me.
I'm forever yours...faithfully.

Circus life, under the big top world.
We all need the clowns, to make us smile.
Through space and time, always another show,
Wondering where I am, lost without you.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

NEW POST!

11:15 AM  

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