Send your very best to your bitch(es)
Valentines Day is a little short of a month away and already jewelry and boxed candy is filling the void on the shelves where Christmas decorations and stocking stuffers used to.
I figure, well fuck, not many people send out valentines anymore... But if they do have a fire lit under their asses to send one. I can hook you up with a few I've used in the past, because well I'm a giver like that.
Here are a couple swell sweet nothings to send to your Valentine:
and one for you poor married bastards:
I also use these for the Holidays...
And then of course just the spontaneous note to show I care...
I hope this helps.
I figure, well fuck, not many people send out valentines anymore... But if they do have a fire lit under their asses to send one. I can hook you up with a few I've used in the past, because well I'm a giver like that.
Here are a couple swell sweet nothings to send to your Valentine:
and one for you poor married bastards:
I also use these for the Holidays...
And then of course just the spontaneous note to show I care...
I hope this helps.
162 Comments:
Where are the titties in this post?
Awwwww Shawn :) These are so sweet!!! You truly are something special :)
*kiss
Like my new duds?
Shit it isnt working. I changed my avatar.
Fuck Texas
There it is. Yeah baby..
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
I knew YOU would like it.
Good morning buttfuckers and buttfuckets.
Id like to see that new banner.
Shawn: I better get a really good valentine this year!!
Bo: I hate you and I hate needles, that is making me sick to my stomach!!!
Valentine's Day sucks. I've never liked it... in a relationship or not. The entire concept of that holiday is fucking retarded.
So, who wants to be my Valentine?
Hahahahaha...
BUT YOU LOVE ROSES SO MUCH!!!!
I agree, it's a retarded holiday. It should just be called Fuck Day! Then you would get some no matter what and it wouldn't cost you anything.....unless you're Carl....and have to pay for a whore!
Weed I love Carl and for you to hate on him just because he will not reveal himself in a photo is not only selfish but also childish and immature.
I, for one, would like to bang Carl in the ass.
And Shawn you've never sent me one of these you fucking liar.
and no, writing shit like that on your shaft and palming it in my face didn't count!!!
Bo you need to kiss my ass! I love Carl and we are way cool. You are the one hating on him!
I love Carl too. Atleast I did five minutes ago....
Besides....I have a photo of him now.....so bite it!!!
I am not hating!!! I love you whores! Carl is a pimp. I bet he has never banged a prostitute.
Valentines Day was created by chocolate companies and Hallmark…
Holly shit batman I had planes and helicopters following me to work today..
Not again..
He's lurking here today too and doesn't like you Bo....so ha!
I had a helicopter follow me once with their spotlight. I just took off my clothes.....it landed!
Sorry Sanchez. That's totally my fault.
*pouts that she doesn't have a picture of Carl.
No worries Bostick, I agree Carl is a pimp and let's leave it at that.
Oh please.. Pfft. We are like this *crosses fingers*
Can we move on from this now? Therapeutically?
Like as if a lubed up turkey baster was chuffing around in your relaxed anus taking specimen samples for next years Granny Apple Smith pie bake-off for the loval messicans?
I gave myself a killer blowjob lastnight. Those Yoga classes are really paying off.
*local messicans.....
my bad, I got distracted while writing that.
WTF?!!! Are you stoned.. Jesus my head just exploded on that one.
You have talent Emma.
Holy fucking shit what a great idea! I'll go get stoned!
thank you Bostick, usually they're wiping my chin off when they say that.
I've been to talent it is in Oregon....
En - They are still outside our window.. flash them and see if they will turn on the spot light and land..
Em, you missed a spot.
I miss Carl... * cries into coffee
I'm gonna go join the American Idol blog....they are way nicer than you bitches! AND they have talent!
Carl is working....damn people....move on!
I forgot to take my meds this morning...
It's either a helicopter or a seagull...
Would someone take a look so I can get out from under my desk..
Weed-I love you...
I am masturbating to Carls photograph...
better yet I'm coming over to your desk EM
Sanchez....can you cum over to my desk when you are done with Em? There is plenty of room for you under there....and I forgot to put on panties today!
Come on over Sanchez, Im still wiping my chin.
I named my clit Carl for the day cuz I love him so much.
He'll be getting a massage for lunch.
I went to the porn store for 10 hours last night.
Jesus EN what flippin section...
Weed- if I ask impolitely, can I see the picture of your Taco sans lettus.
uh.....no Sanchez.....unless Em still has it, then she has permission to show you.
I heart your clit Sullen!
Where's Shawn? He completes me!
Weed,
Roses suck balls,
Violets are the shit
I want to rub your face
Hard against my clit.
Be my Valentine.
I didn't get that chance to save it since we were photo showing and not photo sharing....
remember?
Who wants one of these?
http://www.cupidsreviews.com/article/Virtual-Joy.html
EN-It is going to take me awhile, I have to pull my desk over to you… It is a seagull. but I think he 's wearing a camera.
p.s. I have an egg beater a rolling pin and a stapler.. That are not MINE. Somehow I don't think anyone is going to claim them..
someone was making chocolate pudding at my desk and made a mess...
Emma,
You are the bomb
and that's no lie
I wanna grab you tightly
in between my thighs.
I wanna lick you raw
and taste you on my tongue,
I may wanna fuck lots o'chicks -
But baby, you're number one.
Be Mine.
xxx
You're just finding that now bo? I've been doing that shit for years... ask shane.
Sullen....that was way hot....and I have cute feet.
Em, I forgot about that.....I guess Sanchez will just have to get to know me better....heck I don't even think Shawn has seen that pic!! I don't need him bringing his wrath down on me!
Fuck buying roses
or anything in general
Now get on your knees and suck on my genitals
Damn sullen if my boss hadnt come in so early I would have so much time to impress you right now.
thanks sanchez again for the wickedly brilliant comment you fuckstik!
"keep her busy, she gets bored... blah blah blah... "
*sigh*
and you still wanted me to leave early? yeah, right. There goes THAT.
Bosses suck ass.
Lovely ditty Bos :)
*sucking genitals
Sullen...
I heard you lick real good
Just a little under the hood
My panties are wet and my pussy is tight
Got plans for tonight?
Be mine!
I am in such a mushy mood. I'm rockin it to 80's love songs....could someone please put a bullet in my head? Thanks!
EN-looks like no smoke breaks or lunch for the both of us....
He is going to leave at noon.... and he has no idea what you can do...
Now Weed, if you're listening to Monster Ballads, you are COMPLETELY mine.
Fuck you raw darlin...
damn close to that Sullen! I love that shit!! I think we are soulmates.
"every rose has its thorns"
Can I just say that as soon as I began eating this banana my boss bolted quickly with his hands in his pockets.
I'm not stoopid, I know exactly what that means....
he's breakable sanchez...
Flowers die,
Candy is gay,
sit on my face
and make my day...
I don't want commitment
no strings are attached
if that tongues not working
I'm kicking your ass.
maybe he was just looking for spare change cuz he wanted a banana out of the snack machine.
I hardly doubt that's fact.
I'm sending all of you horny bitches a used condom for Valentines Day.
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EN-Then breakaway.... his wife is a piece of work and the dude deserves some pleasure in his life...
The girls saw me moving my desk over towards you and now I have to rearrange the funiture in their office.... so far this day blows....
Can we get out of hear early today EN.
I saw a porn where this skank drank the spunk out of a used rubber. I almost puked
wow Bo you really have a way with words....and lots of ways to keep me from being hungry for lunch. You are gonna be my new diet plan!
Shawn, I only want the condom you use on me! As a token of our love.
I'll give you a token alright... a token black working your round-about.
I like you slutty Weed.
OOOO Roundabout? Is that like the cul-de-sac and back?
two scoops... just two scoops...
Sanchez I have no idea if we will be out of here early... you have more pull around here than I do...
I'm not breaking my boss, no.
EN - You need to bite my taint.
Shawn - FINALLY I don't have to pay attention to your balls...
It's about time!
It goes one for the treble, two for the base, she got nut all over her face!
take it E
Sllloow is the tempo and Wren is gonna flow as I produce and illustrate you to a Ho caught on the late night, stampin on the base-pipe... She's a hype to get you on the late flight...
But back in school she was a cutie yo then after graduation started givin up the booty...
In school stuck her head in a feather every time I asked her whats the time It was never ever what she woud talk to the Wren I'm sayin
I wanted a date, she wouldn't even be my friend!
But now in the 1990's Id be prayin that the bitch dont find me cuz she's got a gang o' kids kinckle-heads and all dirty and she's givin pimp by a nigga thats 30
I saw her hangin in the alley
raggin to her friends how she's ho-in' in the valley
All by herself, doin on the Ho Stole
comin' back home late night with the bank rob you know a bitch like that makes me sick,
but I've heard that she sucks a good dick!
*dancin
Got a little coon in ya today, do ya E?
Wait, keep going Sullen dancing...
It's the world's biggest dick!
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick!
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it!
She swallowed it...
At a high school dance me and the niggaz bailed in I saw her sittin with her friends..
With the clan, so sexy, thought she was all that... she wouldnt even look it up because we wore the black hats...
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor but an instant prostitute behind closed doors..
On the streets she's a late night feature walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a niggas dick, another bleacher....
I love that tune!
okay so I may be a little too distracted to finish this song.
SMILES!
it's spelled REN.
Wren is a species of bird i believe.
bite taint...*check*
Does black dick taste different than white dick?
For somebody that doesn't tolerate Coonery Scumbag you sure know a lot about your niglet rappers.
Bostick- what the fuck happened to your other blog? Whore.
No, it's all chocolate if it melts in your mouth.
i grew up in the hood shawn. it's common knowledge.
Scummy, will you come play with my little man in the boat?
I think I might be an instant prostitute behind closed doors..
I grew up in the hood too... we have much in common...
or not.
OOOOOOO! I know... we both want to wear your cock?
no, you're already wearing it.. but really you should share Shane.. there's enough of you to go around!!!
pbc got a ticket for huntin' out of a boat without a life jacket once. he never paid the ticket and thus had a warrant issued for him. he had to go to jail on his lunch break. it was silly i tells ya.
(my asshole twice!)
jesus I totally said that outloud
Both my bosses are gone.....it's a good day! I'm gonna go copy my snatch and fax it to people.
I don't appreciate you trying to distract me with that story Scum.
Fuck the photocopy... I just blast emailed a few to upper management! Sanchez and I will be able to get out of here in no time!!!
Don't you love me anymore Scum? Lickin's not cheatin!!
SNACHEZ is a lucky bastard and I fucking hate him.
just wanted everyone to know. Feel free to bring him by with donuts you silly freak.
and no 14 hour episodes with you erkin' and jerkin' on the floor this time.
fuck seattle.
I can work myself over for 14 hours if I want Shawn. Fuck you you're not the owner of me!
that makes me sad Scum.
And thank FUCKING GOD for that! It would take about 15 of me to keep you off yourself for ONE HOUR.
But really, God love you. Slut.
And god love you too faggot!
and fuck kansas city
the thought of 15 of you....mmmmm.
Ok, you do that and I'll fuck Tumbleweed and Sullen Girl.
sit on my fist Tumbleweed.
please... with no tenting.. that's for pussies.
uh, no pun intended?
LOL! No pun! I get it!
I miss Carl.
and White Devil....
and... and.... Billy Weeks who used to follow me around the playground and then sit in the sand pit while I played on the monkey bars.
then he showed my his weenie and I laughed at him and pulled on it.
He told me his mommy used to put her mouth on his daddies but I didn't believe that since my daddy always put his im my mommy's ass.
jesus. fucking. christ.
My fax number is (765)...
Hey Sullen did you ever get EN's numbers?
I sent them to you. Are the two of you having hot phone sex and not telling me?
'Cause I'd be pissed.
alright beautiful fags and cuntas... Im going to play with myself now...
ttfn!
God DAMN it.
Yeah baby.. I got the numbers. Thank you :) I gave her mine a while back and if I was having phone sex with her I wouldn't tell you.
*pokes tongue
what about the banner em??
*it's about time for Carl's massage....
Carl needs a massage, he is working entirely too hard!
I am going to massage my cock to Sullens myspace picks in about 5.4.3.2......
Even the baby ones Bos???
Weirdo...
hahhahaha
what was PBC huntin for?
Tighten up Weed. And lets see that banner too Emma. Damn.
after lunch Bo!
sullen is naughty!
What's tenting?
Im speaking on behalf of Emma when I say that she's swamped as fuck with work.
What's she your fucking mexican now?
I REPEAT! What's tenting Shawn...damn it!
It's when you make a tent with your five fingers in order to ease your fist into ass weed.
Take your four fingers and touch them to your thumb... there thatta girl.. now sit on it.
It's a fisting technique. I heard it's all the rage at Bosticks house.
NO fucking way! There will be no fisting in this tight cunt!!!
On that note, I am going to lunch!
Ahhhh....
Carl is happy as a clam now.
Errrr, wait.... he is a clam. But regardless, he's tingly and very happy :)
Shawn-you want Donuts? Come to my office and corn-hole the office that just got new furniture. When those dum bitches say they need HELP, the Spanish translation is point and move that heavy shit….SAN-chez…
and now i get to help the dum bitches!
I can honestly say “I fucking hate all fucking SPIC’S right now”
Especially all the fucking no load bitch spic’s in my office…
Breathe…. Breathe … Breathe ...
I’m a fuzzy bunny …you’re a fuzzy bunny ...
I’m a fuzzy bunny… you’re a fuzzy bunny...
Sorry I'm OK now....
I hate all minorities. Assclowns..
I hate clowns.
Are they a minority? If not, they should be.
I fucking hate clowns.
Fuck clowns too. Especially if they are black.
Midget clowns take the cake....
Id just like to say to Sanchez that he should remember there is one cracker in that office that was pointing!
Yes and that fucking cracker is the biggest pointer of the lot...
I wish you would break her...
Into a bunch of little crumbs...
I don't want to be in charge anymore....
I'm selling everything... jumping into the micro.. I'm going to open up a snack shack in some foreign country that doesn't speak Spanish....
Highway run, into the midnight sun,
Wheels go round and round, you're on my mind
Restless hearts, sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love, along the wire.
They say that the road ain't no place to start a family,
Right down the line it's been you and me,
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be,
Oh girl you stand, by me.
I'm forever yours...faithfully.
Circus life, under the big top world.
We all need the clowns, to make us smile.
Through space and time, always another show,
Wondering where I am, lost without you.
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