Carl's Coming Out!
After weeks of probing and poking (with a couple masterbation breaks), I have finally come up with a picture of real life Carl Spackler (thanks to Bo, Alie and EN).
It's time for anonymous blogging to come to an end.
Time for the faceless blogger to be revealed!
One of the men below is Carl (aka "all anal")Spackler, BUT so I don't completely ruin his anonimity, I am not saying which one.
Carl:
I know it hurts at first and people will make fun, but you will be better off in the long run. We all heart you and are here to support your lifestyle!
It's time for anonymous blogging to come to an end.
Time for the faceless blogger to be revealed!
One of the men below is Carl (aka "all anal")Spackler, BUT so I don't completely ruin his anonimity, I am not saying which one.
Carl:
I know it hurts at first and people will make fun, but you will be better off in the long run. We all heart you and are here to support your lifestyle!
posted by Tumbleweed at 11:07 AM
99 Comments:
Dear God Jesus In Heaven Of Moses
She did it.
I know nothing of this!!!!
Its the Negro.
he's gonna kick your ass weed
WOW Weed. Coldblooded...
He loves me! I don't discriminate against gays.....I still like Bostick
Oh Alie, don't play innocent
bos, are you cheating on yer wife with carl?
The white guy looks like a real cocksucker
One thing I learned in the Army, "Deny, deny, deny."
Only chat sex. It doesnt count
chat sex is real!
yeah bos, jerking it to his picture makes it cheating
I agree with alie....you're a cheater!
So where is he?
HOLA!!!!!
he's busy with his cock in my ass
Regardless of which... Id do them both.. one at a time or one at the same time.
Carl, you are beautiful and the world loves you.
and Im not wearing panties so please call me.
Did you know that lb for lb sweet black pussy loves sweet black cock?
i'd be black for you spack!
OOOOOOOO
look at it on the bright side Carl... Your face isn't pasted on the fat chick below...
not yet anyway sanchez!
Carl needs to quit working so fucking hard on a Friday and get his sweet ass in here!
What happened?
It's no fun to post about Carl if he isn't going to show up.....fag!
What a pussy.
Sorry I missed your singing in the last post Bos :)
*licks you twice
Carl needs to come back because I'm ready to name my clit after someone else. And I'm taking volunteers.
You know, I think the boys mugshots are handsome. They truly do make a lovely couple.
I think since it is always named Bostick you should let someone else have a turn :)
I vote for me!
I vote for me again!
oh, and what's that you say? You in the backrow... speak up...
oh, you vote for me too?!?!?
WOOT!
OK! Well that's settled :)
What name would you prefer me to use baby girl??
:)
And just so you know that blind man in the corner that's beating off just shot in a vote for me too.
"yours"... call my "yours"
I'll call your clit "mine"
shit.. me mine.. i cant talk and think about this at the same time.
so, when am I booking your flight then?
fuck.
you bitches need to call your clits Weed 1 and 2!!
I'm feeling very Alpha today.....and up for some hair pullin and knot tying (I was a girl scout)
You saying that whole Weed 1 and Weed 2 automatically took me back to the days of Little Shop of Horrors...
I WILL start singing Skid Row again... and not the cherry pie hairband.. sorry Sullen.
sing out loud, I can't hear you!
sing out loud, I can't hear you!
oookkkkk how about suddenly seymour? I just need some back ground singers....
Siiinnngg sing a songggg
sing it loud
sing it long!
2 times...sorry
I'll be one of your backdoor singers!
Lift up your head.... wipe off that mascara....
here take my kleenex, wipe that lipstick away,
show me a face as clean as the mornin,
i know things were bad, but now they're okaaaaaaaayyyyy
(closet Little Shop junkie...)
Sullen came out....it's a banner day! I guess I can join her.....I love the movie. Not the first one or the new one....the good one, with Steve Martin!!
Suddenly Seymour... is standin beside you...
you don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend,
Suddenly seymore, is here to provide you, with sweet understandin'
Seymour's your friend.....
holy fuck
you and i were meant to be sullen.
its love.
Nobody ever treated me kindly
Daddy left early
Mama was poor
I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly
He'd snap his fingers
Me, I'd say sure....
Suddenly Seymour...
is standin' beside me....
He don't give me orders.....
He don't condescend.....
Suddenly Seymour....
is here to provide me....
with sweet understanding
Seymour's my friend....
(sorry work interrupted)
Tell me this feeling lasts till forever
Tell me the bad times are clean washed away...
OKay, let's do High School musical next!
sorry I was fucking myself
(where'd my Audrey go???)
(and I don't know high school musical yet) :(
she said she wanted me to tell her that this feeling could last for foreever...
i started thinking about feelings and I couldnt get right
alright....
Please understand that it's still strange and fright'nin'
For losers like I've been it's so hard to say...!!!
Suddenly Seymour, he purified me
Suddenly Seymour, he showed me I can!!!!
Learn how to be more....
The girl that's inside me (snicker)
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
With sweet understanding,
Seymour's my man!
Id be more than happy to entertain any girls inside of me
*audience erupts in massive applause
Hey Bostick.... if i was going to send you a valentine... could you give me the address to send you the letter bomb..... ASS
I had a guy name my pussy Audrey once
you should bow Sullen, and I'll curtsey and we can go play with eachother back stage before the encore...
and you said.....?
She'a a man eater!
I think she said,
Feed me seymour.... feed me allll night long.
*hehe, that's right boy! You can do it!!!!
My first boyfriend named her Adrian.....so he could yell YO ADRIAN everytime I took my pants off. That's a true story!
Yes...Doctor
I just popped two 'x' and Ive been ordered to leave work now so by the time I feel it I can get naked without being escorted out by building security...
this time....
last night we weren't so fortunate.
Is X really that great? I have seriously thought about trying it.....I'm a scaredy cat!
I have been high 6 times in my life, so I'm pretty outta control!
Whaaaaa?
I am drinking beer.
So blow me proper
Assclowns
douchebag!
carl's black?
Yes. he is either black or that other guy.
Id rather be the nig
x sucks.
acid's the ticket. it's also less likely to kill you. you may however, go insane.
LSD is the shit. Fuck Ex That shit will give you dain bramage
fuck emma.
What Im sayin. And Texas.
Don't ever get a bloody nose on LSD.
That is not a good time.
:( that hurts my crummy feelings scum.
Im going to go cry now... forever.
I love you guys so much it hurts
Like getting ass raped in jail
By a big ass black guy named Toby
Guess what!!!!!!!!
100 YOU BUNCH OF QUEERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA blah.
Scummy, you're a dillhole.
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