Class Project...
i was thinking it would be fun if we were all to collaborate on a personal ad and post them on craigs list. we could do one for a guy and one for a girl. we could then post all the responses we receive here on the blog and then fuck with people by writing back all sorts of weird, demented shit.
thoughts?
thoughts?
posted by Carl Spackler at 1:03 PM
106 Comments:
Here's a photo we can use for the personal ad. Should rake in a lot of responses.
http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/weblog/bizarre_neck_tumor/
Oh, and Bo - - it's pronounced:
Vuh-Lie-Nuh
I think. Not really sure.
sullen,
would you be willing to help write our ad?
LMAO!
Vuh-Lyn-Nuh
...like a mix of Vinyl and Violin...
just like her, B-)
Carl! That is the best idea ever!!
piglet,
i know your mad at me but would you be interested in this project? your writing skills and creativity are tremendous.
sincerely,
pooh bear
piglet,
boys are stupid.
pee in their cake.
love,
eeyore
Carl, Emma is only mad at me not you. I was the one that tricked her and influenced you to help.
I am a bastard.
bostick,
i want to make sweet love to your brown hole.
I could give a fuck about all of this... I'm just trying to figure out a way to communicate in here without talking about fucking.....
hmm...
ill keep thinking.
Lets talk about video games!
*cricket
I don't play those.. I have much betterr things to do with my fingers.
maybe johnny menace can help us. he is good with words.
Johnny menace is my hero
i'm coming off my rocker...
Im just cuming
just swingin' by to say hello! Hope you guys are having a lovely day :)
Hi Stealth!
piglet,
what's the best method for getting melted wax out of clothing?
curiously yours,
eeyore
*yawn
*snort*
No really.
And it's purely a non-sexual question, i assure you.
Unfortunately.
fine.
There is no way to get wax out of cotton.
Emma is in the rest room. Hold your horses.
i want to boink valyna.
Val - have you picked off the top layer of wax?
and what type of material?
ps- i took my cardigan off in the elevator...
and this guy told me I had great funbags....
here... enjoy.
"what floor?"
"six please"
"it must be hot in here?"
"oh?"
"it is for me.." *looks at boys
"oh, well yea I just had a heated phone call..."
"You get compliments often about your bust?"
"no.. would you like to compliment them?"
"sure... I think they are perfect."
"well, thats the strangest thing they've ever heard in an elevator.."
"It could get stranger..."
"if I were thirteen, yes."
"and if you were my grandfather.."
*ding*
ok.. well have a nice evening.
I banged a 12 year old when I was 13.
I swear to fucking god my boys get more play than I do...
bitches.
is that wrong?
not if half the men that hit on me followed through.
how come none of you assholes live any closer... I will be alone and lonely saturday night.
and begging for a good car ride.
I will be drunk in the shed saturday night.
is that what you call it... you know, most people refer to that as their "trunk"
Unsure of the material....
My sweater is a ribbed kind of cotton... i think
My dress pants are a blend... who knows. I'd have to get naked in my office to find out.
well i would make that a priority...
i tell you what, i will too... my boss will love that.
oooookkkkkkay.
it was much busier in here when we were talking about fucking and everything was faggish.
I guess that theory is tested.
What you meant to say was that it was busier in here when something faggish that every one wanted to fuck was here.
Hello shawnigan. I would kiss you but those gag-ball marks around your mouth look infected.
that's right E, gay it up in here...
Who's Valyna?
Is that Sullen?
Who's Sullen?
Is that Valyna?
Yes. She has metamorphosed into a beautiful butterfly of violin and vinyl.
awww, fuck... you make me feel all gay, E.
Hello Helskel man... whats shakin?
Okay so somebody fill me in, what's been going on this week.
emma be a good little reporter and sit on big brothers lap and give me the scoop.
I try H... I try. :)
But do you feel faggish?
yo, bro. good to see that downward stare again...
nope.. just pleasantly gay.
like stripes on a barber pole
oh, you want a fill in? Funny I'm always trying to get a little bit of fill myself.. but people think thats boring.
Stripes are good. You know gay men wear stripes..
does this mean I have to get a new profile picture?
Do you want to get a new profile picture?
shawn, a lot of things mean you should change your picture...
Ok so things really did get gay in here if nobody is interested in filling you.
What the fuck? Everybody went homo here?
why H?
LMAO.. I think I know what he's talking about!
Good one H!
i dunno... spent too much time today being funny... now I got nothing till I get some booze in me.
Come on FAGGOTS, come out and play!
*unzips fly and flops big dick out in the breeze
Helskel stop touching my dick!
...wait, HOMO?? I thought we were talking about being gay?
fuck, I'm just in the wrong century.
I can't take all this peer pressure to have sex. I'm out... !
I'm not sure that was helskel :)
I can take it... let's go big boy.
Alright H, take it easy man.
What the fuck has gotten into you sprite? Feeling a little frisky are we? Too much nip in the cat then....
You even got comment 69. Daddy's proud.
I have to go back and read some comments. There's far too much mention of gay shit. I must have missed something.
You even got comment 69. Daddy's proud.
I have to go back and read some comments. There's far too much mention of gay shit. I must have missed something.
So nice you said it twice...you read and then let's meet for a shot.
I'm game for a shot. of antibiotics. jesus after this week I really need it.
ok so thats a yes?
Holy shit! No wonder this place is fucked. Who let Johnny out of his crib?!?!?
Jesus Bostick stick him back on the tit buddy... he's on some kind of disillusioned ego-trip it looks like.
God complex?
Everytime we try to switch him from formula to breast milk he gets cranky.
Not when its my breast?
And you and I youngun, we need to have a talk about your trip to Dallas a month ago.
You said you were visiting family...
do we?
Well yes, for a time there he was my brother... and then like, my uncle for 5 minutes tops...
and then, well my daddy.
Don't fuck with me.
I wouldn't, you told me you needed antibiotics.
I'll wait for awhile. Besides, you would get tired waiting for me to warm up.... :D
and you're married.
Call me.
Okay but I cant call you "the best" because that title belongs to somebody else..
and why be upset, brothers fathers and uncles are family, no?
How about I call you "almost"?
I can see the shit is going to go down tomorrow.
In comparison to today?
*shiver
you know... you complete me.
oooo almost....
Pick up.
NO! Suv! but you're close!
Ever done it on the back of a pickup? In a parking garage? Cement... Lots of cold cement.
you die.
OOO GOODIE! Role playing!
Use the grumpy voice when I answer! I like that!
you be the psycho stalker and I'll be the innocent babysitter...
"Hello"
Jesus christ.
You're high.
Actually I heard jesus prefers hookers to drugs.
he told me once.
pick up the phone please. I will be dirty nasty garbage man and you can be hungry house wife.
okay, i play a good Jen... watch...
"Heylo?"
"Refyuse collector? My husband is a splyit decisyion kind of guy..."
100 and Im coming to Bellevue.
101 and Im going home! but there's plenty of people around here still that would love to suck you off.
like the disabled maid that waters the plastic plants...
bye stimpy!
ok no your time to die is now.
You missed it Shawn. I was trying to build up this big joke about Emma and Johnny fucking so I could make a funny photoshopped wedding post with flowers and teddybears but it got all serious and I felt like a jerk.
How was the honeymoon sugar nipples? did you get your salad tossed?
I did.
What's stopping you from posting that wedding post?
chicken fucker.
Time and the Nyquil I just took.
Plus now it wouldn't be as funny since the suspense that was built up crashed like a three day coke binge.
And if it weren't for you kids I would have pulled it off!
That is from Scooby Doo.
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