and yes - i of course do that impresonation every time i go golfing.. it's a must.. that and burning one while driving a golf cart just so i can giggle my ass off by about the 6th tee
can i just say that i hate goose shit on the golf course.. it's fuckin disgusting.. for that matter i hate geese in general.. let it be known that i would NEVER FUCK A GOOSE... i have my limits
Weed - I can accomodate pretty much any size - the true question is 'would I fit?'
viewings suck ass basically 'cuz of all the standing around you have to do trying to recognize who is who and then playing "name that person" when you've forgotten who the hell they are
This Irish girl is getting loaded tomorrow. However, because of my probation - I can't go to any bars and I guess I suck ass because none of my friends want to hang at my house with me.
SOOOOOO... while everyone else is out drinkin it up, I'll be home drinking alone like the professional alcoholic that I am.
Basically, this is just an open invitation for all of you to stalk me online 'cuz I won't have anything else better to do.
sullen, i'll find you. while i dont' like like david beckam i'll clearly be the best looking guy in the airport.
piglet, have you heard of this Seafair thing they do on lake washington? its the first weekend of august. i'm also going to a baseball game that weekend. a possible trip to vancouver may be in the works.
wtf is wrong with being bald and golfing! see me critiquing dwarf chicks with a penchant for pain that yern for big hair 80's styles to come back? shhhheeeeesh
and i swear balls age before the rest of the body.. it's the stress of dangling out there by themselves.. poor nutsack
stalking the baggage claim never works since most of the time you chicks all look alike - no individuality
seems she's better quiet with a popsicle shoved in her mouth at times... that's just me learning ya know...watching and learning.. putting 4 and 5 therefore 9 together...
i just started letting those grow back Carl - i'll have to get back to you in a few days after the rash goes down from me scratching at them constantly
profiles are a window to the psyche - my window is stained glass with a kaleidoscope in the center and a periscope on top... what more do ya need to know
I haven't formed an opinion on this Mesh character yet... But, I'll admit, it curls my toes when people use intelligence and large words to get a point across. And he / she / it is pretty funny...
I just wish we had more inside information.
And I don't know what I just said because my brain got flooded with flashback images of Weed dripping wet and everything went numb..............................................................................
I'm not a big fat phony like the rest of you assclowns.
With me, what you see is what you get. Well, except for the current profile pic. But y'all know what I really look like and I'm not afraid of putting my face up here.
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that man is my hero.
I'm so pathetic... you know, I've never seen that movie?
*bends to receive the ass kicking she deserves
- but that is pretty much how I envision Carl.
that is fucking pathetic
and yes - i of course do that impresonation every time i go golfing.. it's a must.. that and burning one while driving a golf cart just so i can giggle my ass off by about the 6th tee
can i just say that i hate goose shit on the golf course.. it's fuckin disgusting.. for that matter i hate geese in general.. let it be known that i would NEVER FUCK A GOOSE... i have my limits
GREAT CLIP!
sullen,
tonight you need to head to your local blockbuster and rent the movie. its a laugh riot.
I would LOVe to have a threesome with Ty Webb and Carl Spackler.
I always wanted to be Lacy.
She was such an outrageous slut.
I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first.
beautiful song.
never did get a decent victim for the baby oil technique.. it's on my life list of things to do
I did the baby oil technique with a real live midget.
i have some horrendous gas.
baby oil is for sucks.
why emphasize 'real live midget' .. so basically you're saying you usually oil up 'fake dead midgets'? 'real dead midgets'? 'fake alive pygmies'?
see.. it just leads to more questions
also.. pygmies are phenomenal when you stick them in a popcorn machine - kinda like in that movie gremlin's
piglet,
what are you doing tonight?
Wow. semantics.
It just doesn't get any more anal than that.
always focused on anal huh
Pooh bear -
Your piglet is under my desk right now. Can I take a message for her?
Lumpy
she's like a midget also.. always smashin herself into places that no one else can fit
sincerely -
CuddleBuns
i want to take a shit in someones face!
How'd he know that?
i wanna choke EN while ass fingering Sullen while Weed strokes my taint...
no shitting involved
Mesh,
at first i thought you were an aids infested faggot but i'm starting to like you.
by the way, how did you find this wonderful blog?
Carl - you're so fuckin sweet
Shawn - all chicks are midgets.. think about it.. know any that are over 5'8"? hell most are lucky if they hit 5'1"
this blog.. well.. it was one of those - let's follow this link, to this, to that... i'm a meandorer.. hobo-esque
seriously you're a Jets fan?
Tumbleweed is over 5'8".
But I wasn't referring to her size, I was talking about her tendency to smash into small places.
Ooooh... I get the ass fingering :) It's a good day!!
Thank you CuddleBuns
I smash baby aspirin.
Emma and I are both 5'3"
I'm 5'10". I should have used the name Big Bitch on here! How tall are you Mesh.....would we fit?
What will I be doing with my mouth while I am stroking your taint?
And btw Em... thank you for the last post. Really. *blush. I promise I'll work on planning a trip to Seattle soon.
No Carl, I'm not taking you with me.
I had a turkey sandwich for lunch
Pooh Bear,
I have a viewing to attend ... and then I have a manic high to pursue.
piglet.
Sullen - you are welcome :) whatever is whatever... it's all ebb and flow around here.
Bostick - I have had nothing. I have not eaten lunch yet but I think I will have Togos.
Or perhaps... a protein pizza stick from Jamba Juice!
You probably need iron. Eat some beef jerky.
wtf is a protein pizza stick?
Weed - I can accomodate pretty much any size - the true question is 'would I fit?'
viewings suck ass basically 'cuz of all the standing around you have to do trying to recognize who is who and then playing "name that person" when you've forgotten who the hell they are
*my warmth thoughts are with you thru these next few days, Em.
This Irish girl is getting loaded tomorrow. However, because of my probation - I can't go to any bars and I guess I suck ass because none of my friends want to hang at my house with me.
SOOOOOO... while everyone else is out drinkin it up, I'll be home drinking alone like the professional alcoholic that I am.
Basically, this is just an open invitation for all of you to stalk me online 'cuz I won't have anything else better to do.
Bo - I already took care of that :)
It's a private viewing. There will be 7 - 8 people tops... all of them family, except for myself.
But I see what you're saying.
I am prepared... I brought water to douse the flames.
http://www.jambajuice.com/menuguide/
pizzaproteinstick.html
Sullen - Thank you.
HEY! You said I could go!
i'm 6'3. that means sullen and Emma can get on their knees and give my head.
sullen,
i just booked my ticket to seattle. i'm connecting through cincy. you should get on that flight.
Hmmmmm... and I would recognize you how??? Because I'm pretty sure you look nothing like David Beckham.
damnit i hate this thenthitive stuff... but good luck with all that crap fucker
i plan on getting 'loaded' in the afternoon.. then getting home before the truly outta control drunks hit the streets
feels odd being home for St. Pat's day though... first time in like 5 years
You cant shawn - girlfriends and family ONLY!
oh wait....
Carl - will you email me your itinerary so I can stalk you at the baggage claim?
sullen,
i'll find you. while i dont' like like david beckam i'll clearly be the best looking guy in the airport.
piglet,
have you heard of this Seafair thing they do on lake washington? its the first weekend of august. i'm also going to a baseball game that weekend. a possible trip to vancouver may be in the works.
Mesh - you get sensitive over protein pizza sticks? Jesus, and I thought I was bad!
...it's all about stalking at the baggage claim...
Pooh Bear - yes. I have. It is a truly enjoyable experience.
i think i'm going to take out an ad in the seattle newspaper that reads Carl "Big Dick" Spackler is coming to town.
Nice that you say that H... nobody has ever been kind enough to stalk me at the baggage claim.
Most of them know better.
*hmmmm... mesh golfs, has no hair, and likes to get home before the drunks are out.... I'm starting to think he's got old, wrinkled balls...
Carl - Shawn can put that AD in for you for FREE! We can make it full color and put it in the "Alternative Section"... :)
If it's done right, they never know.
*stifles
You know....
Well I.... Sullen....
ok I really should leave now.
You know, H... I'll be in Denver in a few days - why don't you stalk me in the baggage claim?? I promise to make it worth your while.
Carl, you are wrong. Emma on her knees would be lower than your dick....I on the other hand would be just the right height......just sayin.
I'm off to watch the horny teenagers make out on Johnny's blog.
If you pause it just the right way, it looks like a Georgia O'Keefe painting :)
Just make sure not to wear anything you don't want damaged.
wtf is wrong with being bald and golfing! see me critiquing dwarf chicks with a penchant for pain that yern for big hair 80's styles to come back? shhhheeeeesh
and i swear balls age before the rest of the body.. it's the stress of dangling out there by themselves.. poor nutsack
stalking the baggage claim never works since most of the time you chicks all look alike - no individuality
I am going to start getting drunk in t minus now!
Oh Emma...
don't you ever stifle ;)
Mesh,
are your pubic hairs turning gray?
seems she's better quiet with a popsicle shoved in her mouth at times... that's just me learning ya know...watching and learning.. putting 4 and 5 therefore 9 together...
Weed,
you have a good point. i really need a blow job.
Mesh...
I wasn't being judgemental - I was merely stating facts... ya know, trying to help you put your profile together since you don't know how.
i just started letting those grow back Carl - i'll have to get back to you in a few days after the rash goes down from me scratching at them constantly
thanks for the curiousity though
profiles are a window to the psyche - my window is stained glass with a kaleidoscope in the center and a periscope on top... what more do ya need to know
I think mesh has something to hide..
Ill get his ip and call my buddy at homeland security. Then we can do a post about him.
Thoughts?
lets fuck him in the ass to!
I do not like lurkers. And you know this man!
Cut me in on that deal Bostick. I'll help you write the post.
mesh...you are deep. You're also a bitch. You would recognize me, I would be the big amazon kickin your ass....and when I say fit.....I mean 69.
AND fuck him in the ass!
I like to cut myself and watch the blood run out of the wound.
It makes me hard.
The only thing that fag has to hide is the speculum shoved in his ass.
right before i cum i like to punch myself in the nose, make myself bleed, then drink my semen and blood.
and the fact that he doesn't know how to use a fucking computer.
What a retard.
Here are some shortcuts
Ctrl-a is select all
Ctrl-c is copy
Ctrl-v is paste
Unless you are using an apple. Then you are really stupid.
Hey don't make mesh go away! We are just about to hate on each other. He's cool too, even if his balls are old!
Hey.....all was fine til you cut on Mac.....take that back animal fucker!!
I am liking the gay sausagefest going on in here.
This one time this guy was tea bagging me....
The end
You know....I have never seen old balls, I can't seem to raise my dating age above puberty....it's silly.
I haven't formed an opinion on this Mesh character yet... But, I'll admit, it curls my toes when people use intelligence and large words to get a point across. And he / she / it is pretty funny...
I just wish we had more inside information.
And I don't know what I just said because my brain got flooded with flashback images of Weed dripping wet and everything went numb..............................................................................
Well I think he's a flaming homo that likes anal raping his cat.
He lives at home with his mother and drinks afterbirth.
and he's just LOOOOOVIN the fact that you ladies are all up on that loseresque, hairless, marginally educated posterior.
because he couldn't get laid at the grocery store if he tried.
"marginally educated posterior" just curled my toes.
Thanx Shawn :)
*licks you twice
(And I happen to love your nipples)
You're welcome sweet tits.
Mesh wears cum stained sweat shorts and dark sun glasses to the park and passes out lolly pops to the kids.
afternoon honkies!
Hey Scumbag - I called Weed a bitch in email. It was silly.
Shane - When are we going to have our Big Bass contest? You and I are in a boat and emma and shawn in the other. We will skunk those fuckers.
I like this guy...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h14/jseedman99/20060110_458.jpg
He looks like a man that knows how to party.
i only catch bass on accident. i go fer catfish & crappie.
seriously, i've never intentionally caught a bass.
yes. we know.
I don't fish, but I bet EN would bring her friend and skunk both of you assfuks
no she wouldn't.
I bet your tackle box is full of bread and minna hooks.
No she wouldnt. Wed wear them out
and powerbait.
and a coupla knives.
you everd do the dogfood in a sock trick? the catfish go crazy.tie it to a brick so it will sink and cast around it.
scumbag just used WD-40 and some string....he's a master fisherman.
Shawn, you're still my favorite.....even if you're married you stupid fuck.
i like ta use live crawdads fer catchin' dem big ol' catfish though.
awww.. you fuckin assholes care.. YOU REALLY REALLY DO!!!
and yes i'm a shady fucker.. tough shit... go lick Carl's ass beads and shut the fuck up
ya'll are some high maintenance fucksticks.. fer shizzle
um.....is that like the first useful thing Bo ever said? We should mark a calendar or something.
nah, no dog food. i have used the 24 hour soaked lima beans fer chum though. it was fucking insane.
Only the men are high maintenance.
shut up whore.
ah....truth hurt?
Mesh,
yes, i do like the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
We all already know mesh.....just have not figured out who it is!
maybe Calzone? marriedman?
can someone put their balls in my mouth?
actually i don't think so... but whatever..
Weed - put your balls in Carl's mouth.. go on.. ya fuckin amazon
fuck you mesh....I don't even have any ammo to use cuz we don't know you. Shady fucker!
Editor Shawn,
after i'm done fucking emma do you want me to bend you over as well?
Mesh,
can i braid your pubic hair?
Mesh,
have you ever had shit stained balls?
my pubes are a constant source of fascination.. and knitting circle conversation also
*thinking back*.. ya know.. i've had a lot of stains on my balls.. quite possibly fecal.. this is the reason i don't lick my own swampbutter
Mesh,
has anyone ever given you a rim job? this includes guys and girls. and animals.
i want a dune buggy
no - yes - and it was an outdoor shower and i had no idea possums liked soap bubbles
are we the only people left?
Carl, you ask the most fucking queer questions.
weed,
it only happens when i blog. i don't have a single ounce of gayness in me. i really don't know where i get it from.
bullshit.
So Carl, blogging makes you queer?? Please elaborate on why that is. Is it Shawn's naked chest?? Cuz I would completely understand...
Yeah, I seemingly have no idea how Carl can be queer when you're around Sullen.
sullen,
all i know is when i blog i constantly talk about ass fucking and gay stuff. two things i've never done.
sullen,
to answer your question. blogging doesn't make me queer...i just say queer things. kind of like bostick and animal fucking.
Well... when I'm on here I only talk about stuff I've done... stuff I want to do.... stuff I plan on doing... ya know, I keep it pretty honest, yo.
I'm not a big fat phony like the rest of you assclowns.
With me, what you see is what you get. Well, except for the current profile pic. But y'all know what I really look like and I'm not afraid of putting my face up here.
who you calling ass clown...skank!
just kidding.
i still want to bend you over and make you my bitch.
I'm a straight shooter too :)
hi emma!
you make me want to pull out my cock and cut it off!
Well that's good... cuz being bent over something is a damn good time...
**especially if it's something made of cold metal.
And it's raining.
Carl! You make me want to shove a traffic pylon up my cunt!!!
I know you are Emma... That's why I love you and we will one day rub our naughty bits together.
And that's a completely, 100% honest statement right fucking there.
Can we cuddle when you get here?
Oh, that question is for both Sullen AND Carl :)
As long as you promise to bite me and hold me like a bowling ball while we're cuddling...
i don't mind cuddling but i usually fall asleep shortly after sex.
I do more of a six-pack grab... and leave it up to my tongue to pick up the slack :)
will that work?
I know Carl, I have the same problem.
fuck yes.
That's why we cuddle for like, 2 minutes before sex.
see, im thinkin! ---->
I love all of you retards except that mesh guy that kept pickin' on me!!
Somebody needs to give him a proper introduction by insulting him righteously...
Carl - at this point Mesh is a virgin... go ahead and pop his cherry.
sullen,
are you drinking tonight?
i want to bump uglies with a black or an indian. then shoot her in the face.
yes i'll be drinking carl... i drink a lot. y'all know this.
and i'm part native american from my dad's side so you can bump uglies with me if you want.
And i'm actually black... so
HEY! We could call it a black and tan!!!
if i dont' get a blow job this weekend i'm going to kill someone.
Alright fuckers. Have a very happy weekend, don't drink too much and don't take too many x-tabs.
by you sexy cunts.
Bye guys.... *and hugs Em...
Like I said, someone please stalk me tomorrow night. Don't make me drink alone.
*wet kisses....
xxx
mesh.. can you say dilly for me?
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