St. patricks day afterglow?
Okay so get this.
It is almost 6am and I am sitting in the middle of my living room floor with nothing other than my black fish net thigh highs on (Yes, Sullen... ones with the seams up the back).
Surrounding me are ... well at least 7-8 different vibrators and/or dildos.
2 anal plugs
Vitamin Water... two of those
One red bull
Two cd cases (holds 62) of misc. porn.
One rocking chair.
One pvc domme dress with lace up boots thrown in a pile.
Cameras.
3 bottles of different kinds lube.... four candles.
One bed sheet and.... three pillows.
Pack of trojan condoms... some spent. some, not.
USB cable.....
lighter.
There is also a Teen Titans action figure sitting near the tv and he has been watching me being a naughty girl all night..
I feel perverted. His plastic stare burns through me yet somehow I am strangely turned on. And seeing that I haven't slept in oh, say... hmm..... 27 hours...
Robin is starting to look like he needs to be shoved up my cunt.
Thank you.
It is almost 6am and I am sitting in the middle of my living room floor with nothing other than my black fish net thigh highs on (Yes, Sullen... ones with the seams up the back).
Surrounding me are ... well at least 7-8 different vibrators and/or dildos.
2 anal plugs
Vitamin Water... two of those
One red bull
Two cd cases (holds 62) of misc. porn.
One rocking chair.
One pvc domme dress with lace up boots thrown in a pile.
Cameras.
3 bottles of different kinds lube.... four candles.
One bed sheet and.... three pillows.
Pack of trojan condoms... some spent. some, not.
USB cable.....
lighter.
There is also a Teen Titans action figure sitting near the tv and he has been watching me being a naughty girl all night..
I feel perverted. His plastic stare burns through me yet somehow I am strangely turned on. And seeing that I haven't slept in oh, say... hmm..... 27 hours...
Robin is starting to look like he needs to be shoved up my cunt.
Thank you.
posted by Everything Nice at 6:02 AM
139 Comments:
Cameras?
Yes. Video and still.
I need Mr. Clean here like, NOW. My house is thrashed....
oh my
*shakes head
send me some pictures. i need some new beat material.
sincerely,
pooh bear
what kind of party did you have? how many were invited? did you stick the toy doll up your vagina?
Did you bang any ass on Saturday night carl?
no. my so called girlfriend made me drive home drunk instead of taking a cab. i was really pissed at her. so after i dropped her off i went back out looking for cunt. i was hitting on an indian and a black...is that wrong? i was wasted.
A dot head Indian or the feather head kind?
Morning Tards!
How are your asses today?
I was thinking, after all this brother sister talk on friday...
Wouldn't it be kinda hilarious if this blog was a short running sitcom?
I would watch it.
I'm disappointed.... I saw that Carl was stalking me thru Yahoo on Saturday night but I never got any notifications that he was there until the next day :( Fuck yahoo.
Thanx for the visuals Starfucker ;) ...and the seams. Ooof. Sorry I missed that party... soooooo very sorry.
Sullen,
I am into incest. would it be appropriate to bathe you if you were my sister?
and if so, bubbles or no bubbles...? think about it... let me know.
Emma,
YES.
...and bubbles.
Wow, sounds just like my SAturday night.....except for all the stuff you listed.
I would watch our sitcom! The queer. It would be a hit!
i catch dem fish.
woops, that did post right, something got erased. I meant to say I would watch out sitcom because the woman are whorish and the men are queer!
I give up.....I can't fucking type!!
I love it! We could call it the queer.. I don't see an issue with that in the least!
i'm not queer, you're queer.
but the women are all whores.
I'm right, you're wrong.
nuh-uh.
Must be nice to be one of the girls then scummy.
I attended a seminar on Sextrology this weekend...
I was on E. I paid real close attention despite the urge to rub my legs together.
I bought the book because I only remembered half of what she said...
I am ready for a beer!
Xtc will make holes in your brain. I saw it on am mtv show.
that's just a government lie.
Really Bo? I've found it more than fills my holes.
kinda like the holocaust.
and global warming?
well, nothing clears the room like an anti-semitic joke........
Drugs are bad.
Hey, who said that?
omg....the voices are back!
So really that's a mute point. Scummy are you a capricorn?
most rooms i should say.......
yes i'm a capricorn.
why?
well leessseeee.... taurian woman and you are a capricorn man... so it says...
The Capricorn Man is "the stickler".. oh, I like it already!...
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.....
He fell out a guard tower and broke his neck.
Capricorn Man/Taurian Woman:
He often keeps his women undercover - not so now. She's a classy piece of arm candy, She exists to create a stable environment in which he might thrive. Live together is haute everything: Only the best will do.
I'm a gemini.....they are supposed to be good matches for capricorn.....but it still doesn't make me like you any more!!
Well.. I think when they refer to arm candy they mean those little bracelets made of candy you could chew off....
I think you made the up Em......but it sounded really really good
Well they have gay shit in here too... so lets see what it would be like if Weed and I had sex...
lets look at chemistry :)
bostick, i love that joke..........
I am a Gemini also. We supposedly like Capricorns because they are sheep.
Taurus Woman/Gemini Woman:
With provocative Gemini, the Bull girl taps into her own toughness. They agree on the essentials; joint professional ventures are a natural path. Sex is endlessly enjoyable, at turns rough-and-tumble and tender.
capricorns are goats.
I like to tell that one at cocktail parties Shane.
Gemini Man/Taurian Woman:
Two extravagant individuals drawn to the promise of glamor the other offers. Life is a whirlwind; their every move is contingent on the current trend. In bed, he likes a quick fix; she favors more draw out sessions.
Don't believe me buy the book fags.
"Sextrology" by Stella Starsky And Collin Cox.
You just called me a two pump chump!
Im good for at least an hour or two depending on my buzz.
we are so having sex Em....and starting our own business.
Do Gemini woman and Cancer man for me em!!
alright.... :)
What's wrong with two pumps? Sometimes I just want to use you and throw you away anyway!
I'm the psycho of the chart... a Libra. Everyone's favorite mental patient.
Jesus I could easily do a post on everyones if I knew their sign.
Actually Sullen... we are the most compatible.
Cancer Man/Gemini Woman:
Typically passive, he pursues her anyway - Gemini's impish appeal makes him behave surprisingly, even shockingly. The crab appears the ultimate catch - charismatic & clever. In bed, It's a mixed bag - a mess if she's moody.
Taurus woman/libra woman:
This starts as a crush. Taurus explores femininity; libra experiments with androgyny, allowing latent longings to surface, in bed, libra takes charge, lavishing her lover with all manner of sexual attention.
:)
Well hell... that sounds just fucking lovely :) :)
don't it though? Your sign sex reference name is "The Charm" and mine is "the ideal"...
do me and sullen's!
i bet it ends in bloodshed........
HAHAHA!! I could only hope so.
Am I the only one that thinks astrological stuff is bullshit?
Ok, hold on a second...
Your gay comparable to Bostick shane ....
Financial gain may inspire the twosome's togetherness. Little wonder tensions arise if resources dwindle. Taunting each other is a way to play - they call it quipping. Sex is dirty, the kinkier then better...
*snort. kinky scummy!
Capricorn Man/ Libra Woman:
Foaming a culture club of two, these characters draw up their own design for living passionately participating in the worlds of fashion, are or media. Their sex life, though secondary is equally progressive!
yep Bloodshed.
i'm all about my scrilla.
**fashion, art or media.
Em and I are still having endless sex.....so there! Do me and Sullen!! This is fun.....fuck you Bo astrology is cool.
*snort*
do me and weed's now. this ought to be frightening.
Geez Em, hope you didn't have anything better to do! Scum....it will say something stupid like we should be married and your big dick will finally satisfy and urge I have had my whole life. Then, I will finally agree with Bo, that it's all bullshit.
Okay. Libra woman/gemini woman:
An aesthetically inclined couple with a common vision: to be expressive in all aspects of life. They easily engage in a liberating, invigorating liaison. A no-fuss affair in which both partners thrive - sexually and otherwise.
Weed your sign sexual reference name is "The Gift"
Scummy and I would have Boy George sex... Nice.
You're wearing the braids shane... not me.
I did Carl and I one time and it said we would be bestest friends forever like brother and sister, but that our chilren would be retarded. We are just going to use condoms.
"the gift" damn that is totally fitting....thanks!
OK Capricorn Man/ Gemini woman:
From the start, they seem set on different speeds. - he's slow, she's swift. At best, they help each other adjust to a more moderate pace. Sexually, she feels snubbed: but he;s dreaming up ways to draw out her desire.
Know any cancer women shane?
A soldier known only as Sarge
Had sex with a hooker named Marge
Though only a grunt
He assaulted her cunt
And gave her a hon'rable discharge.
wow.....scum and I suck together. I don't want a slowmo!!
or perhaps.. jesus... leo women?
Who is my perfect male match???
Give me 5-10 mins... I'll tell you :)
my ol' lady is an aquarius. what's it say about us?
(...how 'bout me and a virgo man? ya know, just out of curiosity... when you have a min...)
*we're all so fucking demanding of our little taurus... ;)
*kisses and body butter
Ok. I can see this will need to be a post:
So, let's make sure I have everybody right.
Sullen - Libra..
Scummy - Capricorn
Weed - Gemini
Bostick - Gemini
Me - Taurus
What's carl?
and Johnny...?
gaywads!
ONE PUMP CHUMP!
I wonder if White Devil and I are compatible...
I could totally see that resulting in a bad vore episode.
why isn't sullen a member of this blog?
She still has an invite in her inbox....She should accept!
I have decided that for today. I am going to be a virgin.
*sees no such invite...
either that, or I am retarded ;)
OH EM.... CAN I BE FIRST TO POP YOUR CHERRY WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE IT UP??? I promise to be delicate and use lots of tongue first.
........
I'm sending another invite to you now....
uh, and well yes.
K, white devil is a Leo.
white devil is dead.
That only means the sex will be better...
I love zombie sex...
...they really know how to fuck your brains out.
Sullen. I have decided that when you arrive in Seattle that I am going to take you shopping at my little fetish shop and buy you something shiny.
you certainly know how to please a girl ;)
Same goes for you Shane.
i'm not going to seattle. yer comin' here and i'm takin' ya to cabela's and bass pro shop!
and then out fer some KANSAS CITY BBQ.
OOO I remember when I had sex in Cabela's there!
Cabela's always smells like ball sweat and deer piss.
Yea....you're comin here!
Sullen
That is why I get so horny....
deear piss is one of kansas' finest aphrodisiacs!
we also grow wheat.
we grow cannabis.
I love the smell of deer urine.
Speaking of cannabis... Time to go home and take my medicine..
Scummy is right, you should see the abundance of people fucking out on country roads.....it's the deer piss!
what does it say for aquarius?
I love hot lesbo porn!
YEAH!!!! WE ALL LOVE COOTER LICKING LEBOS!
What is long and hard on a 21 year old jigaboo?
Third grade.
speaking of cooter lovin lesbos and jigaboos....
did you guys kill Mesh??
Hair stylists do not work on monday.
So I'm thinking of getting another tattoo...
What do you guys think of this one??
http://www.ronbingham.com/tattoo-images/eagle-tattoo.jpg
All you boys should get this one...
http://www.trutje.nl/images/shitsies/dragon.jpg
Scarring and branding is hotter.
emma was supposed to draw me a tattoo...............
Bo only likes the idea of branding cuz it makes him think of farm animals.
sullen i missed you on saturday night. i was so wasted. i wanted to have word sex.
i feel a massive shit coming on.
piglet,
are you going to send me some pictures from this weekend?
to SG's comment not yours carl. I will word fuck you later after a few beers though.
I took a dump at lunch it was huge. felt like I had been raped by a gorilla. believe me i know.
are you still reading palms today...
and did the boy wonder ever get what he needed?
shane i always wondered what would happen after your political career ended.... i see you've become an anyalst...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45K8Jh14-k
Why can't you include us in your show?
Hey I got forgot or what? I wanna know my sign info...!
Virgo :)
menace,
i want to know what love is.
i want you to show me.
do you think we scared that queer Mesh off with all our talk about gay stuff and fucking animals?
Well if that's true perhaps he couldn't take the heat of you trying to get in his pants.
emma,
would you be upset if i blew my load in your hair?
No carl... I wouldnt. You can either suck it out.
or, we can shower.
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