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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Vacation Pics

I took some shots while on vacation. Most of them were on my wifes face. Don't worry, I thought about all of you while I was gone... I decided I would present my pictures Bostick style so all you fuck-ups can comprehend it.


This is me and the wife on our honeymoon.




Ladies, I know I'm a fox but just try to get over it and amire my beautiful bride would ya? She's a catch. Just look at that special smile. You should see her in pig-tails.

This is me and the wife fucking.



I try to go easy, but she loves it doggy style. Doesn't look much like a hellcat in the bedroom from the first photo does it? Yeah, she's innocent like that. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.


This is for Bostick.




Oh shit maybe that didn't work for ya, my bad.

Try to keep it off the screen buddy. Use ice packs.



This is for Spackler.



This is for Menace.



This is for Em.

52 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

and... well... LMAO

7:15 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Somebody's been shopping at pervmart I see!

what did you buy?

7:22 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Looks like you won't have to worry about giving up that headband...

the menace is gone.

8:17 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

So nice to see you back Shawn :) So now that you're married, do we have to call you the Mrs.??

And where's my damn present?? Butthole.

xx

(The formerly known as Sullen... Yeah, I've done a re-birth, bloggy-style)

8:40 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

That dildo was molded from a horse penis.

I have stayed away from chickens since that last spout with bird flu. It took three times of being infected before it really sank in.

That tiger costume is hot.

5:16 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Menace...

Don't leave us, you big douche.

We all heart you in our own sadistic fucking way... that's why we're family.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

why did menace leave? i think he's scared of shawn. everyone else left cuz i'm a dick.

6:18 AM  
Blogger Old Johnny Menace said...

Im still here.. I can leave to..

6:23 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

oh shit, i didn't know he killed his blog. oh well............

6:23 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

and why was emma talking all silly when she was impersonating jen yesterday?

6:27 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i have a deep freezer.

6:27 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Menace is crying?

6:36 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I know why you picked that name! You want me to cakll you V....instead of O. How innocent of you Valyna

let's pronounce it Va-lee-na.....cuz I won't remember the other way.

6:36 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Hope it wasnt anything I said.
HAHA






Fucking fag.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I think we should have high 5's all around.

And I'll buy the beer.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

FUCK TEXAS

6:42 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

BEER?!?!?!

Well, ok :)

6:42 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

hell yeah. beezo!!!!!!!


my shrink said i had anger problems. so i beat the shit outta her.

6:43 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuck texas!

6:43 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

FUCK TEXAS MOTHERFUCKER!!

6:44 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

you fucked her first right?

6:45 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

shhhhh!!! emma's gonna get pissed that you're talking about her boyfriend!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

nah, she's kinda ugly and i was sober.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Fuck indeed...

I wonder though, if a silent break from the menace isn't a sign of something yet to come?

Does it not bring a strange uncomfortable place in a way?

think about that.

6:46 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Not really.. He is confusing and annoying..

6:47 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I fucked her first actually. Scumbag couldn't wish his way upon a star to fuck her.

6:49 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Weed - Fuck me first? Hmm. I'm not sure I've been close enough for that...

Don't you live not far from Shane Weed? Tell us about your visits...

Yes. He was drunk... and when did that become an excuse? I think a more pliable reason for bad decisions would be to say he was sober, no?

6:51 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shawn.. was that the roofie night? Because that could potentially be the only way you could possibly have gotten that accomplished.

6:53 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Yes. That's what Scumbag just said. He was sober.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Yes. You are also right about the roofies.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

wait a minute, i think i got confused on who was talking to who in here. i'm pretty sure weed was talking about my reference to my shrink but if you must know:

when weed comes to kc, she stays at pearl's house. i hugged weed once and she was instantly 5 months pregnant. we usually just drink a lot and watch sporting events.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

yes....I am close to Scumbag. When I visit, his baby is normal and likes me better than her parents.....but do you blame her?
Scummy checks out my ass....but won't snuggle with me in front of the misses...damn men.

6:58 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

And let's get something straight. I do not condone or excuse johnny's idiocracy.

I was fine until the animal attack.

6:58 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Yea well you know it did sound like Weed was asking you about fucking emma...

I kinda thought burn!

But then Shane followed up with the boyfriend comment and it sounded even more like a burn.

So Weed I kinda read that wrong too.

7:00 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I think I absorbed the kid....cuz the next day I wasn't pregnant. Does that mean I will have twins next.....or one of those babies with a another head growing out the side?

7:02 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

burns a burn.....I will take it!

7:02 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Today is my last day at this job!! FUCK YEAH!!

7:14 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

wow....where ya goin?

7:15 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I got another job. more money and less drama.

and I can start when I want so when you fuckers are wondering where I am next week. I will be at the beach..

And yes I will have my phone if anyone wants me to turn on the speaker so you can hear the roar of the surf.

7:17 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Well that's fucked up Bostick. Shouldn't you be cleaning out your office or some shit?

jobless homo.

7:19 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

no kidding! worthles unemployed bastard

7:21 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

So did you get the day shift or the night shift at the McDonalds?

7:22 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I'm willing to bet he's going to be working at a petting zoo.

7:25 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Breakfast shift. So I can still catch my soaps.

7:28 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am banned from every petting zoo in a 100 mile radius.

7:29 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

They cant keep me out at night though!

7:32 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

That's why I guessed McDonalds. It's the farthest you can get from anything remotely animal.

Except for that hot senior that dumps the trays and cleans the tables.

7:33 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I want to bend her over for minimum wage....

where'd all you faggots go?

7:37 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

:) do you feel alone shawn?

7:42 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed said...

NEW POST

7:48 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i had a meeting.

so who got burned?

7:49 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I see today is take Emma's inventory day!

Should I pop enough for all of us?

8:07 AM  

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