There are certain things that are beyond Handicap. There are other things that are beyond retarded. Below are two videos for you to enjoy. The second one is funny.
Val, they have a bowling alley here that's right across the parking lot from Castle Super Store. Tell me, would you care for a night of bowling and then hop over to the sex shop so we can buy lots of toys and play with them all night?
Please consider, I would like to book your airfare today.
so.. now that i went off and read 1/2 of a post and 4 comments... I see EN is marrying Johnny and Shawn's husband is making him moody.. annnddd.. Shane is a racist? hell no... HunneeB has big tits but no good answers... that one eyed dungeon chick is still way too nice.. H is well H.. Bo is Me (I did not know this) and has given up fucking possums.. and Easter is almost here
i feel better getting caught up with you ppl.. makes me feel 'reconnected'
nice... so you don't give a shit about hygeine - good to know
just cuz you can use your tits to your advantage does not mean the top of your head can look like a fuckin bail of hay that's been fuckin rolled in a laundromat dryer then intentionally dyed by a tribe of new guinea pygmies with goat sperm and beets .. no.. it don't give you that right
sidenote: lactation is fuckin nasty - unless it is in reference to some chick milking my dick
I don't get it Shawn - ya try to help her out and she gets all fiesty about it - you know I'm right, I think you're potentially correct - but will she listen? or just incesently talk over us ...
the price a person has to pay for caring.
HuneeB - how are your tits doing? I heard all the hype about them and wonder - do they get all sweaty in the summertime?
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i hope all of you die a painful death.
That is not very nice Carl.
jon jon - is that suppose to happen if i play them both at the same time?
I tried that johnny and it was intense.
ummmm...
i got three words for you...
chicks
with
dicks
johnny,
i want you to suck on my toes like that.
then shove them up your butt.
..... Wow. Look at Spackler.
Wait, are you bowling?
whats wrong with bowling?
Is that really you Carl? You don't look gay at all!
Being held like a bowling ball is grand.
...Or a six-pack.
That's not Carl.
That's a dude from Guiding Light.
valyna,
you are correct.
i'm impressed!
I am in my underwear.
Carl, That wrist jewelry is hot.
Toe sucking is truly an art.
I love bowling.
I would like to take Val bowling.
Val, they have a bowling alley here that's right across the parking lot from Castle Super Store. Tell me, would you care for a night of bowling and then hop over to the sex shop so we can buy lots of toys and play with them all night?
Please consider, I would like to book your airfare today.
Thank you,
EN
EN,
Sounds lovely :) Seriously. And there's something to be said about the high gloss sheen on the hardwood lanes that always gets me going... Just sayin.
Love and kisses,
Val
EN and V -
That fucking store is incredible. I'll take pictures of you ladies next to the vibrator wall and then I will post them here.
And then I will also take a picture of you making out with EN's hand up your skirt.
Jus' Sayin,
Shawn
OK :)
Val - The Meltdown is looking fantastic. I can't wait to publish the new site.
I wrote a story all weekend so my masturbation ratio was high.
What do you think, is fingering myself ever hour and a half excessive?
because frankly, my fingers are tired.
Excessive?? No. Not at all.
And if you get too tired, I'd be more than happy to help you out.
xx
nice bracelet fag.
Hello scummy.
fine. fuck you guys.
again?
That was brilliant mesh. Good timing.
i'm skilled...
so.. now that i went off and read 1/2 of a post and 4 comments... I see EN is marrying Johnny and Shawn's husband is making him moody.. annnddd.. Shane is a racist? hell no... HunneeB has big tits but no good answers... that one eyed dungeon chick is still way too nice.. H is well H.. Bo is Me (I did not know this) and has given up fucking possums.. and Easter is almost here
i feel better getting caught up with you ppl.. makes me feel 'reconnected'
Does it?
So you're saying you were lacking connection?
Yeah that fucker won't do shit for me but suck my cock.
Married life blows my left one and my right one.
Maybe I should have married a woman.
E - How about I leave my moody husband and you can suck my cock?
Where's carl today, I miss his sweet ass.
why that looked to me like 'lactating' i really don't know..
and of course i lacked connection - i wasn't here
wait - are you attempting some philosophical statement there? and about your hair in that pic - i'm not a fan, fix that for me would ya
I always think of lactation when she talks to me.
I think its some fruedian thing but every time we get on discussing it I'm no longer interested in deep thought.
Yeah, change your profile picture E. You look like a fucking mess.
I love you both for caring more about my hair than I do.
fags.
Somebody's gotta take care of you.
Morning beautiful, whats shakin'?
nice... so you don't give a shit about hygeine - good to know
just cuz you can use your tits to your advantage does not mean the top of your head can look like a fuckin bail of hay that's been fuckin rolled in a laundromat dryer then intentionally dyed by a tribe of new guinea pygmies with goat sperm and beets .. no.. it don't give you that right
sidenote: lactation is fuckin nasty - unless it is in reference to some chick milking my dick
Oh well i had no idea you were looking that hard at the picture.
I've got another I can replace it with that's fairly interesting.
Although I still have trouble photoshopping the slipper out of it.
Would that please you more?
not much, thanks for askin. How was your weekend luv?
Horning Huneeb. :)
H - It was just okay I guess. Worked in the yard.
E - Slipper?
morning beautiful, I c you are extra stimulated today ;) and your fingers are tired, hmmm what can we do to help you out?
Shawn - Foot?
Huneeb - you ok?
Bostick and Carl - are u two fucking yet?
Scumbag - whats crackin?
Shawn wow married life has you all settled down? wtf?
Em no, I have a kid hangover today...too much fun over the weekend...I'm tired and it's gloomy outside so I feel extra blah
*sigh*
I don't get it Shawn - ya try to help her out and she gets all fiesty about it - you know I'm right, I think you're potentially correct - but will she listen? or just incesently talk over us ...
the price a person has to pay for caring.
HuneeB - how are your tits doing? I heard all the hype about them and wonder - do they get all sweaty in the summertime?
Mesh, no. wearing only high quality cottons and breathable fabrics and staying hydrated prevents sweatyness.
see.. 'things i didn't know and learned from hunneb' .. ya know.. maybe you should write and article or somethin..
Huneeb -- Shawn is uber domesticated and pussy whipped.
Mesh - I wouldn't say feisty or talk over. In fact these days I prefer the quiet.
Thank you for caring. I appreciate your feedback and will do my best to make you happy within my capacity to do so.
i want to eat your pussy.
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