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Saturday, March 31, 2007

What the fuck

There are certain things that are beyond Handicap. There are other things that are beyond retarded. Below are two videos for you to enjoy. The second one is funny.



52 Comments:

Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i hope all of you die a painful death.

3:06 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

That is not very nice Carl.

5:20 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

jon jon - is that suppose to happen if i play them both at the same time?

6:57 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I tried that johnny and it was intense.

7:12 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

ummmm...

7:34 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i got three words for you...

chicks
with
dicks

7:43 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

johnny,
i want you to suck on my toes like that.

then shove them up your butt.

7:46 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

..... Wow. Look at Spackler.


Wait, are you bowling?

8:37 PM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

whats wrong with bowling?

6:03 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Is that really you Carl? You don't look gay at all!

6:15 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Being held like a bowling ball is grand.

...Or a six-pack.

6:15 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

That's not Carl.

That's a dude from Guiding Light.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

valyna,

you are correct.

i'm impressed!

6:22 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am in my underwear.

6:24 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Carl, That wrist jewelry is hot.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Toe sucking is truly an art.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I love bowling.

I would like to take Val bowling.

Val, they have a bowling alley here that's right across the parking lot from Castle Super Store. Tell me, would you care for a night of bowling and then hop over to the sex shop so we can buy lots of toys and play with them all night?

Please consider, I would like to book your airfare today.

Thank you,
EN

6:49 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

EN,

Sounds lovely :) Seriously. And there's something to be said about the high gloss sheen on the hardwood lanes that always gets me going... Just sayin.

Love and kisses,
Val

6:58 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

EN and V -

That fucking store is incredible. I'll take pictures of you ladies next to the vibrator wall and then I will post them here.

And then I will also take a picture of you making out with EN's hand up your skirt.

Jus' Sayin,
Shawn

7:00 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

OK :)

7:17 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Val - The Meltdown is looking fantastic. I can't wait to publish the new site.

I wrote a story all weekend so my masturbation ratio was high.

What do you think, is fingering myself ever hour and a half excessive?

7:25 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

because frankly, my fingers are tired.

7:25 AM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Excessive?? No. Not at all.

And if you get too tired, I'd be more than happy to help you out.

xx

7:28 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

nice bracelet fag.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hello scummy.

8:25 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

fine. fuck you guys.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

again?

8:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

That was brilliant mesh. Good timing.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm skilled...

so.. now that i went off and read 1/2 of a post and 4 comments... I see EN is marrying Johnny and Shawn's husband is making him moody.. annnddd.. Shane is a racist? hell no... HunneeB has big tits but no good answers... that one eyed dungeon chick is still way too nice.. H is well H.. Bo is Me (I did not know this) and has given up fucking possums.. and Easter is almost here

i feel better getting caught up with you ppl.. makes me feel 'reconnected'

9:05 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Does it?

So you're saying you were lacking connection?

9:07 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Yeah that fucker won't do shit for me but suck my cock.

Married life blows my left one and my right one.

Maybe I should have married a woman.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

E - How about I leave my moody husband and you can suck my cock?

Where's carl today, I miss his sweet ass.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why that looked to me like 'lactating' i really don't know..

and of course i lacked connection - i wasn't here

wait - are you attempting some philosophical statement there? and about your hair in that pic - i'm not a fan, fix that for me would ya

9:15 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I always think of lactation when she talks to me.

I think its some fruedian thing but every time we get on discussing it I'm no longer interested in deep thought.

Yeah, change your profile picture E. You look like a fucking mess.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I love you both for caring more about my hair than I do.




fags.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Somebody's gotta take care of you.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Morning beautiful, whats shakin'?

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice... so you don't give a shit about hygeine - good to know

just cuz you can use your tits to your advantage does not mean the top of your head can look like a fuckin bail of hay that's been fuckin rolled in a laundromat dryer then intentionally dyed by a tribe of new guinea pygmies with goat sperm and beets .. no.. it don't give you that right

sidenote: lactation is fuckin nasty - unless it is in reference to some chick milking my dick

9:29 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh well i had no idea you were looking that hard at the picture.


I've got another I can replace it with that's fairly interesting.

Although I still have trouble photoshopping the slipper out of it.

Would that please you more?

9:30 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

not much, thanks for askin. How was your weekend luv?

9:30 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Horning Huneeb. :)

9:31 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

H - It was just okay I guess. Worked in the yard.

E - Slipper?

9:33 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

morning beautiful, I c you are extra stimulated today ;) and your fingers are tired, hmmm what can we do to help you out?

9:34 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shawn - Foot?

Huneeb - you ok?

Bostick and Carl - are u two fucking yet?

Scumbag - whats crackin?

9:35 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Shawn wow married life has you all settled down? wtf?

9:35 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Em no, I have a kid hangover today...too much fun over the weekend...I'm tired and it's gloomy outside so I feel extra blah

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh*

I don't get it Shawn - ya try to help her out and she gets all fiesty about it - you know I'm right, I think you're potentially correct - but will she listen? or just incesently talk over us ...

the price a person has to pay for caring.

HuneeB - how are your tits doing? I heard all the hype about them and wonder - do they get all sweaty in the summertime?

9:40 AM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Mesh, no. wearing only high quality cottons and breathable fabrics and staying hydrated prevents sweatyness.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see.. 'things i didn't know and learned from hunneb' .. ya know.. maybe you should write and article or somethin..

9:48 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Huneeb -- Shawn is uber domesticated and pussy whipped.

Mesh - I wouldn't say feisty or talk over. In fact these days I prefer the quiet.

Thank you for caring. I appreciate your feedback and will do my best to make you happy within my capacity to do so.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Carl Spackler said...

i want to eat your pussy.

10:04 AM  
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10:04 AM  

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