Welcome to Chimpland.... ode to shane
- scumbag said...
yeah yeah i know all about that shit, but she brought the last part on herself. hate to sound like a dick (which isn't at all unusual) but with this group she should known better. and i was mostly fucking with johnny........
- Helskel said...
johnny's got spy-tech
- damn you.... can't you keep secerts
- scumbag said...
emma is one road raging bitch!
you should see her drive in Texas
- Editor Shawn said...
you know, huneeb, you've been a little bit sensitive lately?
You wouldn't happen to be "starting" would you?
Cause you've been a real bitch.- well i don't know about that one... its borderline... i'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt on that one..
- HuneeB said...
haha who else am I fucking? H if that is true I have a huge brain!
Also Johnny wants me to metion that I have the skills to pay the billz
but when i see comment that just makes no sense what i have to quesition it.. yes shane i'm talking about you.... and no .. i'm talking about why you get offended when a liquor store is mentioned...
- Everything Nice said...
Scumbag - I thought that was at the liquor store.
- scumbag said...
fuck you.
- Editor Shawn said...
Yeah, cause you don't multitask well huh E?
I don't get the liqour store thing.
- scumbag said...
johnny use to be cool. then he started being a prick. which is different from me because i've always been a prick.
et tu ceaser?.... i find a role model to mold myself after.. a leader.. the man who could have been president 2008...
you brought me into the Wedding Party.. my only family.. in which you kicked me out 6x... yet i returned.... and then eventually you erase it from existance.... why must you cast be from wedding party heaven like i was lucis ferre.. i was only bringing light
.. i was your right hand man in survivor ... those retarded pussies didn't even stand a chance.. i mean shit.. they had a dead guy, a jew, and a leader with a lobster claw hand... i would have carried us to the final.. but you killed it..
you ran for president... i did your campaigning... i defended you againist some of your arch enimies.. monkey, calzone, jamwall, and jiggs... accusations of you cheating on your wife with my asian hand.. hanging out with david hasslehoff.. ... i put you 1in from Vida Gurrero's ass... and how do you repay me... by firing me...
and now i return... trying to make you proud the best way possible.. by being a prick.. but i can see its just not enough for you... i can't let you lie to everyone anymore about us.... but i'm not going to call you out yet... i'm going to give everyone a taste and give you a chance to come clean while everyone ask you about it.....
a taste.. where do you think shane got his inspiration for profile pics... texas twisters?... or does this look familar?
memory coming back shane... remember you wanted me to make as round as possible... as asian as i could be.. and tape my eyes back.. how did that conversation go..
menace: "yo"
shane: "what's crackin ho"
menace: "nuthin.. wat up with you"
shane: "nuthin.. i just wanted to say thanks for that picture last night.. and thanks for putting that vasoline on your eyes.. it helped me dream that you couldn't open your eyes and they stuck in that perfect slanted way"
menace: "ahhh... you dreamt abou...
shane: "sshhhhhh ... just let me here you breathe"
menace: "what ever you need shane"
shane: "can you read the Pei Wei menu to me before i go to sleep"
also one other quick note for everyone
scumbag said...
the cure sucks.
if that's true...then why did you change your ring tone for when i send you pictures to the Cure's "Pictures of You".. now....
- Me said...
Who is going to make the "fuck menace" post?
because i know who its not going to be....
posted by Johnny Menace at 10:03 AM
I think we all have issues! Bo screws animals....Shawn and I can't find anyone past puberty and Scum....well we know about the pacifier incident.
Only if you have a feedbag for weed.
I have a garbage bag... perhaps it could work the same