*sigh

listen, fags....

Somebody do something with this blog before I take my high heeled shoe and shove it straight up your anus.... or rather by your anus... whatever works.

you all suck.

In the mean time, here is my 'blogger' touring schedule. Should anybody wish to kick me in the side of the head you will find me at these locations throughout the summer.

Until then.....

June 15th-17th - Las Vegas (psycho baby)
June 21st -26th - Ft. Lauderdale Miami (Bostick)
July 9th - 13th - Dallas/Fort Worth (Menace)
July 18th - 26th - Bogota Columbia (White Devil)
August 4th - Fuckfest (Carl and Huneeb)
August 9th-11th - Portland/Spokane (Editorshawn)
August 18th - Phoenix (martinimini)
August 19th - 25th - Las Vegas (martinimini)
August 26th - Phoenix (martinimini)

fuckheAds :)

I found something retarded!

This is by far the gayest most retarded girl fight I have ever read on blogger. I am in fact shocked by its overwhelming gayness and feel that it would be rude to not share it with you.

This is the URL.

This is the Comment hole.

I hope everyone has a nice weekend and doesn't get anything lodged in their ass unless Carl is doing the lodging with his little penis.

Now watch this.

Dear god what happened..

Hot Anorexic chicks

Since no one is looking at this blog I might as well post some hotties for my own self pleasure. When I bang skinny hos like these I take a Xylophone mallet with me so I can play Mary had a little lamb on their rib cages. That and meth.