Saturday, January 19, 2008

Shane's role model....... a cowboys fan?

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Rally. In the key of Bostick.

In honor of Scumbags announcement to run, I thought we should choose some rally songs. I vote this one, complete with the plastic chicks. I am especially fond of the blonde in the white... so she will be mine when I go duck hunting.

Try not to get distracted. It's a good song.

Now, before I rest my case. Can I just say that the one with the black hair would look great with a hay see- wait, no you're not about wheat in Kansas are you? Okay, I know, she could really look good milking a co- Oooo, hmmm. Dairy, Kansas... no maybe not.

Well. She'd look good enough naked with a fishing pole... can she hammer a cross though? Yeah, not sure she'd drink animal beer either.

I better get back to you on her.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Weekends in Haiku... fuseball

dallas yoko ono
fuck romo.. donkey and all
cabo wabo style

fall winter quarters
no throw to TO.. no throw
thanks you made him cry

Sunday, January 13, 2008


I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.
I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.
I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.

I wonder if it would be appropriate to offer Peyton Manning a priceless pep talk?

fuck. I can't believe the Chargers beat the Colts.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

New Cabinet Members

Ok future Vice President Emma (hint), here's the first prospective members of my cabinet:

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:


Secretary of Defense:


Secretary of the Treasury (Annabella's got a business degree or something like that):


As far as a party affiliation? Well, there's only one party that I'll EVER belong to:


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Shall we begin?

If Scumbag is to run for president then he must consider his cabinet, his agenda, and his platform stance. He should also decide if he is Republican or Democrat, or, Liberal, or Hermaphrodite.

Then he needs to collaborate on a campaign and where to begin snatching votes. I will begin to post his announcement to run on the Pabst stands at all of the Joe's in the local area... Scumbag, you decide who fills these roles in the meantime:

Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

I call "dibs" on Secretary of the Interior.

If you're too busy to choose your cabinet, then you must elect somebody that you trust to do it for you. Good Luck Scumbag :)

Monday, January 07, 2008


Scumbag for President 2008

I am ready to kick it on the campaign trail and looking for people to man the phones. The blog is underway and the contributions will soon be rolling in via Paypal.

More to come..

Emma, I need you to email me the photos from the previous campaign. Feel free to add them as a post if are willing and open for support.

Carl, You can be the spokes model.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Say What??

Play Artist....Big Tony..

Song: "Fat & Hairy Thong Song"

Holla at my bling.

The new "feel good" movie of the year...

Where will you be on January 18th?

I'll watching a movie - specifically, a movie called "Teeth". In case any of you retards are interested, here is a brief description, courtesy of Yahoo movies:

"High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth."

It's rated R for disturbing sequences involving sexuality and violence, language and some drug use - so you better ask your mom if you can go....

I really feel good about this one. I have no doubt it will be heart-warming; a true feel good movie for 2008.