Carl's Rebuttal...
for the record, i am disappointed that we didn't meet up as well. as it turned out, the best time to do it was friday night. i couldn't make it to where you were and you didn't want to come to where i was at. this has nothing to do with me pussying out but rather not having enough time in Seattle.
posted by Carl Spackler at 6:53 PM
30 Comments:
fag
I still say dropping the A-bomb on Hiroshima was a good idea.
sounds a little pre-written... to where you just (insert name of city at the end) kind of speech....
how many times have you written that?
I, for one Carl, believe you.
But you still hold the loser crown...
you should have moved heaven and earth to share air with Emma.
Heaven and Earth, buddy!
or just had enough money to call a taxi.. ..but yeah moving Heaven and Earth was an option to... i just like to go with the taxi myself..
Actually I offered to pick you up on Friday night.
So that "didn't want to come where I was at" makes no sense. I offered but you told me to have a nice evening...
so...
Taxi ride Johnny? Would outkast be playing?
Or maybe...."You can't always get what you want?"
Sounds fun. I might buy a taxi.
Thank you H. You are indeed a mans man. When is good for me to stumble by way of Colorado?
I'd like to be there for the next poker night if possible.
whose going to drive us...
and i was thinking more of a rolling stones night
Well maybe you could drive far, far, away and i could be your passenger?
Preferably somewhere in New Mexico....
You call the time Emma,
I'll open the door.
I'd have to check with the person on the other end of that travel thread.
My stay with you would be a layover quite possibly - but a good 24 - 48 hour one at the least.
whose at the end of your thread?
You are.
emma,
getting to Contour was not a problem. i could have easy gotten a cab. i just didn't think it would be appropriate to ditch my friends.
working your way south like always... so why not sprint for the finish?
your friends make you where a leash? do ask for permission on your knees or in there lap when you want to go somewhere?
Carl,
Well then don't say I didn't want to come there. And I would think after all the smack you talked about how you were looking forward to meeting me, and you would be spending the next few days with your friends, 2-3 hours of being away from them would not have been an issue.
- e
John,
I figured I would save the best for last.
Hope you have my trophy ready for my arrival.
hope your ready to earn it
hope you're ready to show me how.
oh and carl,
I wouldn't be so put out if I hadn't canceled plans to stay IN seattle for the weekend to meet up with you.
- thank you all and have a nice day.
Is this where I come to say hello to all of my husbands friends?
yes, jen... it is.
NOW PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING AND ASSUME THE POSITION OF WELCOMING
Or we could play lion tamer.
Get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
define "friends"...
Hi Jen, I am Shawn's favorite. He shares naked photos of you with me.
Has he ever made you cream pie his realdoll?
wtf?
Screw you guys. Stay away from my wife.
Hi Honey.
No way dude.
Carl, I heart you! I know the real reason you didn't meet up with her so it's all good.
Just confess, you knew she would pop your ass sex cherry and you are saving it for me.
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