HAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking God! Okay, I just got off the phone with EN and she told me that she tried a few times to meet up with Carl and he wouldn't commit! He wouldn't even set a time! He totally blew it off!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Here Carl, a little love letter from me to you:
Spackler,
You're a pussy. I can't believe you didn't even have a drink with her.
Bangkok, Oriental setting And the city don't know what the city is getting The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine..
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlours..
... since when does the wingman call the shots.. you must be flying with Maverick or Goose.. in that case.. sorry to break this to you Iceman... .... but your the wingman...
ES - so everyone doesn't have your email?... who are you keeping it from? and yes the equation includes carl so i added the "ass" part to the sum.... if i added someone like PB i would have added "delete a blog and run to myspace" to the sum
not really boo hooing over its death.. it was going to die eventually with your persona fading.. its more of the bitch way you went out... and now that i think about it.. it ranks up there with carl...
hmm chips?... tokens? well its been a long time since i went to AA...
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And?
He's REALLLLY good at avoiding me.
And I personally think it is a crock of shit that I canceled out of town plans to meet the guy and he pussies out.
So, there it is.
:) happy weekend y'all!
wtf?
He is not going to get away with this.
HAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking God! Okay, I just got off the phone with EN and she told me that she tried a few times to meet up with Carl and he wouldn't commit! He wouldn't even set a time! He totally blew it off!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Here Carl, a little love letter from me to you:
Spackler,
You're a pussy. I can't believe you didn't even have a drink with her.
This only proves you're a homo.
Dumbass!
Editor Shawn
Total dumbass.
Carl, you talked all that shit for months about going to Seattle and then flaked like a jackass.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I am sure that someone is working on a fuck carl post so I wont take a bunch of time like always to make one.
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine..
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours..
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
Wow. So I'm not doing a fuck you carl post.
I barely have the energy to say it!
I am going to do a fuck my hand post.
My penis finally stopped growing JUST NOW. Hail satan.
Hail Satan!
What a total poon.
wtf? I came here looking for some good story about the weekend...
that's fucked up.
.... carl... carl.. carl..
you know.. i think this out ranks shawn falling asleep.. simply because carl didn't even have the balls to meet her face to face..
Here's a little sampling of some of the text exchange:
E: "Are we still going to meet up while u r here?"
C: "I sure hope so!"
E: "tonight for drinks or tomorrow for lunch?"
(no response after about 35 mins, so i decided to remind him)
E: "So, when does this Spacklerfest begin?"
C: "When I cum in your ass!"
E: "Fine. I'm going to tell everybody you pussied out! bye!"
C: "ok"
E: "you're a total asshole."
C: "why u say that?"
C: (about two hours later( "u need to quit freakin and call beacon."
....
It's official, the dude is either gay totes or is missing his balls.
When he was in visiting round the way near me he came over and lapped my sack for an expired TGI Fridays gift certificate.
Who the fuck would be near Emma and blow her off?
I'm totally fading out on this shit.
.... that sample was good.. but i'd like to try another...
C: What r u doing?
E: We smoked some meth ate some etabs and now we are at contour
C: jealous!
E: Come and join us!
C: My wingman isn't interested. I'm pissed!
... since when does the wingman call the shots.. you must be flying with Maverick or Goose.. in that case.. sorry to break this to you Iceman... .... but your the wingman...
Yeah well i thought for sure he'd atleast let me pick him up so he could come out. Could have even driven him home.
I actually deleted the texts but I remember offering to pick him up, but he told me to have a nice evening.
anyway...
*shakes head
bostick.. this is your boy... how do you explain this...
OMG
OH GOD
GOD NO
OH MY GOD NO!
fucking pathetic.
all this time dude was like, "i'm gonna get to meet emma, blah, blah, fucking blah, i'm gonna bang her guts out, blah blah, blah".....
what a fag.
and what the FUCK is with that bullshit down at the very bottom of the page!?!
I heart you psycho baby :)
What bullshit? What is it?
Em, I wouldn't dream of standing you up. Ever. Fuck that Spackler. It's time for Denver and Seattle to mingle...
And I agree with Menace, this is much worse than the episode of Shawn falling asleep. I think the loser crown needs passed on to Carl at this point.
all in favor of shawn handing his loser crown to carl say aye..
aye
aye.
aye!
2 more ayes should do it
oh... and aye
AYE!
jesus you would think shawn wants to get rid of that crown.. hurry up shawn where's your .. aye
oh..
Its offical.. the passing of the crown will be held.. with a special post by shawn.. on carl's accomplishments to earn him the loser crown..
I'll do it! But first I might need to scratch off the ES + JM + <3 on the inside of it.
If anyone would like to say some kind words about the new winner feel free to email shawn and he will add them in his speech
Uh, yeah... or something like that.
i wouldn't shawn.. you never know.. carl my just want to add his name to it.. CS+ES+JM=ass rape
btw, i hate all of you.
lol! Me too!
Johnny - don't forget to include Shawns email, I'm sure there's somebody here that doesn't have it.
but where do we rank in your hate? personally i'd like #3
EN - doesn't everyone have his email?
I really don't need to close another email account EMMA. Let's remember what you did to the last one!
Menace, only you would throw that ass rape in there....
fag.
Everyone should have it... if they don't. Why don't you just make sure.
Shawn's got a good point Menace. What's with the ASS rape?
Feeling a little, uh, abundant and needy on your fetishes?
does it really matter where you rank? yer all gonna end up dead......
ES - so everyone doesn't have your email?... who are you keeping it from? and yes the equation includes carl so i added the "ass" part to the sum.... if i added someone like PB i would have added "delete a blog and run to myspace" to the sum
LMAO!
Go ahead and kill me softly psycho baby.
awwww........johnny misses me.
.. how can i.. your not you.. and you can't be the person you were.. that person is dead.... how many chips have you collected so far?
the fact that you're still boo-hooin' over the dead wedding party still isn't nearly as pathetic as carl's pussing out though.
chips?
Sure! I'd love some!
Aww liddle baby is gonna kill everyone.
Listen dilly all you do is smoke kind buds in the back of your daddies volvo s-60 out of a chillum because it's the friendly way to smoke.
You aren't hard, Jerry's dead you fucking hippy.
why don't you and your daddy go home to your 600,000 dollar house and go listen to Jay-z and play worlds of warcraft.
hippy? you sure you got the right infant?
Holy fuck! When did that happen? Is Ben okay?!?!?!?
Are they still going to be able to make ice cream without him?
jay-z sucks.
It's like steppin to death row
Your Dad is weak...I'm the type of guy who says why you illin me, he's the type of guy that says my lower back is killin me.
not really boo hooing over its death.. it was going to die eventually with your persona fading.. its more of the bitch way you went out... and now that i think about it.. it ranks up there with carl...
hmm chips?... tokens? well its been a long time since i went to AA...
I like Jay-Z.
I like LL Cool J.
hoot
:D
hoot? hoot hoooot hootingly?
man i said AA.. i thought that would bring out bostick at least
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That shit fucking kills me!!!
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHa
AA sucks. bunch of non-drinkin' pussies.
i'm glad you said that because i couldn't understand what you meant the first 2 times you wrote it..
He said AA sucks.
hey calzone, why'd monkey take down his/her blog?
i have cocaine.
hey but at least it keeps you busy shane.. got something to look forward to after work..
its tokens? right?
I'll bet you have cocaine.
Your dad is a fucking Rodney Rich pig.
I'll fuck you for some though.
if i put the wedding party back up would you feel better?
I had cocaine. I snorted mine for afternoon snack time.
cocaine...
*looks at shaft
calzone i asked you a question. sorry, to distract you with the nose candy.
... yeah.. you didn't really read that comment above on the WP.. besides you got myspace.. i'm already on there..
it also says you're a 14 year old boy.
Yeah dude I know she is kind of her own scene about that shit.
is that why his thighs are so hairless and supple?
I've got to go.
Carl is a poser and a fag.
does it?... obviously you haven't had carl stalk you...
*looks at shaft
I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about right now.
last time i checked. and why would i worry about carl stalking me? isn't like he'd show up to do anything..........
and are you going to help out on the AA question... tokens.. or chips?
i think it's tokens. can't remember, i was hammered.
*puts a line on shaft
or is that a sore spot.. or did you make a sore spot recently.. or sore on a spot?
good tokens.. i can't remember either..
your still going to AA? or did you fill up your can with tokens...
*looks at clock
or do you already have to get to meeting?
I'd like to do a meeting!
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