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Friday, August 03, 2007

More of Carl Spackler!

He is a frenchman and a gay..





100 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

And?

He's REALLLLY good at avoiding me.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

And I personally think it is a crock of shit that I canceled out of town plans to meet the guy and he pussies out.

So, there it is.

:) happy weekend y'all!

6:31 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

wtf?

10:53 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

He is not going to get away with this.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

HAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking God! Okay, I just got off the phone with EN and she told me that she tried a few times to meet up with Carl and he wouldn't commit! He wouldn't even set a time! He totally blew it off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Here Carl, a little love letter from me to you:

Spackler,

You're a pussy. I can't believe you didn't even have a drink with her.

This only proves you're a homo.

Dumbass!
Editor Shawn

6:35 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Total dumbass.

Carl, you talked all that shit for months about going to Seattle and then flaked like a jackass.

What the hell is wrong with you?

7:06 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am sure that someone is working on a fuck carl post so I wont take a bunch of time like always to make one.

7:08 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine..

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours..

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.

7:27 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Wow. So I'm not doing a fuck you carl post.

I barely have the energy to say it!

7:37 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am going to do a fuck my hand post.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Jesus Toast said...

My penis finally stopped growing JUST NOW. Hail satan.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hail Satan!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Calzone said...

What a total poon.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

wtf? I came here looking for some good story about the weekend...

that's fucked up.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

.... carl... carl.. carl..

you know.. i think this out ranks shawn falling asleep.. simply because carl didn't even have the balls to meet her face to face..

10:31 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Here's a little sampling of some of the text exchange:

E: "Are we still going to meet up while u r here?"

C: "I sure hope so!"

E: "tonight for drinks or tomorrow for lunch?"

(no response after about 35 mins, so i decided to remind him)

E: "So, when does this Spacklerfest begin?"

C: "When I cum in your ass!"

E: "Fine. I'm going to tell everybody you pussied out! bye!"

C: "ok"

E: "you're a total asshole."

C: "why u say that?"

C: (about two hours later( "u need to quit freakin and call beacon."

....

10:45 AM  
Blogger Calzone said...

It's official, the dude is either gay totes or is missing his balls.

When he was in visiting round the way near me he came over and lapped my sack for an expired TGI Fridays gift certificate.

Who the fuck would be near Emma and blow her off?

I'm totally fading out on this shit.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

.... that sample was good.. but i'd like to try another...

10:51 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

C: What r u doing?

E: We smoked some meth ate some etabs and now we are at contour

C: jealous!

E: Come and join us!

C: My wingman isn't interested. I'm pissed!

11:04 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

... since when does the wingman call the shots.. you must be flying with Maverick or Goose.. in that case.. sorry to break this to you Iceman... .... but your the wingman...

11:07 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yeah well i thought for sure he'd atleast let me pick him up so he could come out. Could have even driven him home.

I actually deleted the texts but I remember offering to pick him up, but he told me to have a nice evening.

anyway...

11:08 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

*shakes head

bostick.. this is your boy... how do you explain this...

11:17 AM  
Blogger Helskel said...

OMG

OH GOD

GOD NO

OH MY GOD NO!

11:54 AM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fucking pathetic.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

all this time dude was like, "i'm gonna get to meet emma, blah, blah, fucking blah, i'm gonna bang her guts out, blah blah, blah".....

12:13 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

what a fag.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

and what the FUCK is with that bullshit down at the very bottom of the page!?!

12:21 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I heart you psycho baby :)

12:21 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

What bullshit? What is it?

12:22 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Em, I wouldn't dream of standing you up. Ever. Fuck that Spackler. It's time for Denver and Seattle to mingle...

And I agree with Menace, this is much worse than the episode of Shawn falling asleep. I think the loser crown needs passed on to Carl at this point.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

all in favor of shawn handing his loser crown to carl say aye..

12:47 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

aye

12:47 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

aye.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

aye!

12:56 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

2 more ayes should do it

12:57 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

oh... and aye

12:57 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

AYE!

12:57 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

jesus you would think shawn wants to get rid of that crown.. hurry up shawn where's your .. aye

12:58 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

oh..

12:58 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

Its offical.. the passing of the crown will be held.. with a special post by shawn.. on carl's accomplishments to earn him the loser crown..

12:59 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I'll do it! But first I might need to scratch off the ES + JM + <3 on the inside of it.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

If anyone would like to say some kind words about the new winner feel free to email shawn and he will add them in his speech

1:03 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Uh, yeah... or something like that.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

i wouldn't shawn.. you never know.. carl my just want to add his name to it.. CS+ES+JM=ass rape

1:04 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

btw, i hate all of you.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

lol! Me too!


Johnny - don't forget to include Shawns email, I'm sure there's somebody here that doesn't have it.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

but where do we rank in your hate? personally i'd like #3

1:06 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

EN - doesn't everyone have his email?

1:07 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I really don't need to close another email account EMMA. Let's remember what you did to the last one!

Menace, only you would throw that ass rape in there....



fag.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Everyone should have it... if they don't. Why don't you just make sure.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shawn's got a good point Menace. What's with the ASS rape?

Feeling a little, uh, abundant and needy on your fetishes?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

does it really matter where you rank? yer all gonna end up dead......

1:09 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

ES - so everyone doesn't have your email?... who are you keeping it from? and yes the equation includes carl so i added the "ass" part to the sum.... if i added someone like PB i would have added "delete a blog and run to myspace" to the sum

1:10 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO!

Go ahead and kill me softly psycho baby.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

awwww........johnny misses me.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

.. how can i.. your not you.. and you can't be the person you were.. that person is dead.... how many chips have you collected so far?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

the fact that you're still boo-hooin' over the dead wedding party still isn't nearly as pathetic as carl's pussing out though.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

chips?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sure! I'd love some!

1:18 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Aww liddle baby is gonna kill everyone.

Listen dilly all you do is smoke kind buds in the back of your daddies volvo s-60 out of a chillum because it's the friendly way to smoke.

You aren't hard, Jerry's dead you fucking hippy.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

why don't you and your daddy go home to your 600,000 dollar house and go listen to Jay-z and play worlds of warcraft.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

hippy? you sure you got the right infant?

1:20 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Holy fuck! When did that happen? Is Ben okay?!?!?!?

Are they still going to be able to make ice cream without him?

1:20 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

jay-z sucks.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

It's like steppin to death row

1:21 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Your Dad is weak...I'm the type of guy who says why you illin me, he's the type of guy that says my lower back is killin me.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

not really boo hooing over its death.. it was going to die eventually with your persona fading.. its more of the bitch way you went out... and now that i think about it.. it ranks up there with carl...

hmm chips?... tokens? well its been a long time since i went to AA...

1:22 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like Jay-Z.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like LL Cool J.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

hoot

1:23 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

:D

1:26 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

hoot? hoot hoooot hootingly?

1:26 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

man i said AA.. i thought that would bring out bostick at least

1:27 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

That shit fucking kills me!!!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHa

1:27 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

AA sucks. bunch of non-drinkin' pussies.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

i'm glad you said that because i couldn't understand what you meant the first 2 times you wrote it..

1:30 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

He said AA sucks.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

hey calzone, why'd monkey take down his/her blog?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i have cocaine.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

hey but at least it keeps you busy shane.. got something to look forward to after work..

its tokens? right?

1:32 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

I'll bet you have cocaine.

Your dad is a fucking Rodney Rich pig.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

I'll fuck you for some though.

1:36 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

if i put the wedding party back up would you feel better?

1:36 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I had cocaine. I snorted mine for afternoon snack time.

1:36 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

cocaine...

*looks at shaft

1:37 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

calzone i asked you a question. sorry, to distract you with the nose candy.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

... yeah.. you didn't really read that comment above on the WP.. besides you got myspace.. i'm already on there..

1:39 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

it also says you're a 14 year old boy.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Yeah dude I know she is kind of her own scene about that shit.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Calzone said...

is that why his thighs are so hairless and supple?

I've got to go.

Carl is a poser and a fag.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

does it?... obviously you haven't had carl stalk you...

1:42 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*looks at shaft


I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about right now.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

last time i checked. and why would i worry about carl stalking me? isn't like he'd show up to do anything..........

1:43 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

and are you going to help out on the AA question... tokens.. or chips?

1:43 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i think it's tokens. can't remember, i was hammered.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

*puts a line on shaft

or is that a sore spot.. or did you make a sore spot recently.. or sore on a spot?

1:45 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

good tokens.. i can't remember either..

1:45 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

your still going to AA? or did you fill up your can with tokens...

1:46 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

*looks at clock

or do you already have to get to meeting?

1:48 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'd like to do a meeting!

1:54 PM  

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