Yo MAMA!
Yo Mama has stainless steel teeth and brushes with Sheila Shine.
Yo Mama is so fat she played the part of the rolling ball in raiders of the lost arc.
Yo Mama is so greasy she jumped in my car, slid onto the floor board and got a booger on her leg.
Yo Mama got a mullet with a Jerri Curl.
Yo Mama is so tough she beat Mike Tyson.
Yo Mama's house is so small I put a key in the door and stabbed you in the living room.
Yo Mama is so skanky she gave me cat scratch fever with her toenails.
Yo Mama aint got no hands talkin about high five.
Yo Mama's glasses so thin she can see into the past.
Yo Mama got a gold tooth with a pot leaf on it.
Yo Mama so old when Moses parted the red seas she was there fishin. Talkin about you owe me a rig.
Yo Mama aint got no feet talkin bout lets kick it.
Yo Mama got one ear and a burnt potato chip.
Yo Mama so fat when she dances at weddings the band skips.
Yo Mama so big she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Yo Mama got a glass eye with an 8ball on it.
Yo Mama so old she cleaned Fred Flintstones house.
Yo Mama so old her titties spit powdered milk.
Yo Mama is so fat she played the part of the rolling ball in raiders of the lost arc.
Yo Mama is so greasy she jumped in my car, slid onto the floor board and got a booger on her leg.
Yo Mama got a mullet with a Jerri Curl.
Yo Mama is so tough she beat Mike Tyson.
Yo Mama's house is so small I put a key in the door and stabbed you in the living room.
Yo Mama is so skanky she gave me cat scratch fever with her toenails.
Yo Mama aint got no hands talkin about high five.
Yo Mama's glasses so thin she can see into the past.
Yo Mama got a gold tooth with a pot leaf on it.
Yo Mama so old when Moses parted the red seas she was there fishin. Talkin about you owe me a rig.
Yo Mama aint got no feet talkin bout lets kick it.
Yo Mama got one ear and a burnt potato chip.
Yo Mama so fat when she dances at weddings the band skips.
Yo Mama so big she uses a VCR as a beeper.
Yo Mama got a glass eye with an 8ball on it.
Yo Mama so old she cleaned Fred Flintstones house.
Yo Mama so old her titties spit powdered milk.
posted by JBoombostick at 6:22 PM
53 Comments:
I dont' get it.
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Don't feel alone Calzone, I don't either. Would you like to cuddle?
It is a list of yo mama jokes.
Good morning my friends. I am listening to bitch slappin gangsta rap. Too $hort.
That's fantastic. I am listening to my keys hit my keyboard.
Well, this is interesting, none of these jokes are anything like my mama.
I like the bass. It puts me in a good mood boom boom boom.
My mamas got a wig with a chinstrap.
Question: now that Jens coming around....do we have to stop calling Shawn a fag and be nice to her.....or can we still be our rude vulgar selves? I'm not very good with nice.....I'm also not very good with faking shit....if you know what I mean. *wink*
Besides, only a true fag would tell his wife about his blogging!
I can tell Bo made some of those up.....cuz their are either stupid or make no sense.
My mama is lovely. I adore my mama.
Jen caught Shawn and I talking about it one time... So really nobody told her... really.
Now about Shawn being a fag. If she lives with Shawn then she has to know about his bi-sexual tendencies.
Continue as you were. I know Jen and shes a big girl.. she can take it. Its Shawn we should worry about!
LOL!
I made up all of those Weed! well most of them.. Sorry no one likes my yo mama jokes.
fags.
Did we say we didn't like them?
-I dont get it
-I dont get it either
-Stupid or make no sense
I think it is very funny! Hello every body!
Dilly! What did you do to monkeys blog? let me know next time you are causing a ruckus!
jen?... jen jen.. from the meltdown.. the one shawn banged in the closet room and bragged about it jen?
OMG! Hi Jen!! I think it's great that Shawn finally told you about this place.
See, now we can talk shit all day!! Thanks for dinner last night, you two rock for the downtrodden!!
I would like to introduce you to my friends (well shawns friends too).
There is Bostick
There is Helskel, his girlfriend is Valyna...
Tumbleweed
Johnny was here yesterday, but not today for some reason.
Calzone is my boyfriend.
and...
who am I forgetting...
oh, there's carl. who you could have met this last weekend but he was drunk and shy..
and then there's psycho baby.
Back when I was a janitor I would bang in my closet all the time.
Oh. Or maybe Johnny is just working on his stalking technique today.
johnny couldnt get into the blog because of the barbie photo so I deleted it.
you know if you have any questions... or need to get something off or on your chest.. bostick and i are willing to offer you are services for free.. feel free to email us... shawn won't mind
Really? Johnny couldn't get in because of the photo? Hmmm... isn't that interesting.
You're offering me your services?
Content filters.
I am about to eat a chicken pot pie!
HAHA! It is nice to meet all of you. Shawn hasn't told me much about you, but I am assuming there is a good reason.
You are welcome Emma, your company is always a pleasure - dinner was good! Except for that spill.
I don't see a Bostick? Who is Bostick?
Stickler and Johnny seem to think we need some answers and advice! HAHA! Things OFF our chests? No. Things ON our chests, sure!
Yes. Those two are busom buddies. Watch out for them.
Bad Boys or something like that... they are gay and they deserve each other.
Stickler is Bostick... sorry for the confusion.
Did you ever get that Merlot out of your dress?
No. I will have to get a new one I'm afraid.
*laughs
I'll have to write about that in the blog.
Will you call me Emma? I would like to hear all of the back gossip behind this blog. I have been reading through old posts and I have many questions.
Sure honey! Call me!
I have not been doing the ruckus thing for awhile, me and my partners in fucking with heads have a good one coming up though.
I liked your jokes dilly I was just being an asshole.
I will call right now!
Calzone.
Will you marry me? I feel like I need to be strong-armed to dance.
Thank you for your consideration,
Regards,
Your puppet
yo mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand...
you forgot to introduce me en.. :(
"the crazy depressed chick we put up with"
hi Jen :)
Hi stealth :)
Thanks dilly.. Give me a heads up when you return.
Where is Shawn? Peeing in a corner somewhere?
Emma you forgot about me and mesh... :(
Oh and Stealth too...she lurks with the best of us...
I apologize for Em's lack of concentration.
I'm sure she didn't mean to forget anybody. She's got enough on her mind to have to deal with remembering all of you retards.
Good job at making her feel like she's made you feel insignifigant...
That's just not right.
*shakes head
Calzone and Bostick - I'm watching you.
I mean that! If you guys are setting up to fuck with me then I'll have your balls.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go fuck my beautiful bride.
Yeah fags. Stop acting like people forgot about you.
Shawn, no fucking for you tonight you paranoid limp dicked punk.
And you still don't know? Stop being a pussy and just ask her.
queer.
Shawn you truly are a certified asshole aren't you? And yes that is a rhetorical question.
..and Fuck you Bostick ADD change your name all the time motherfucker...
Wow. Shit's pretty intense in here!
I know huneeb is all cussing me out and stuff hahaha!
:) No, not that intense Em...
I just got tired of Shawn pointing fingers to make other people look/feel bad in his own assholishness... and Bo well I thought I'd just add that in there for shits and giggles, maybe even get a good yo mama outta it. But seriously is he having and identity crisis b/c his name changes everytime I log in here!
:)
Happy Fucking Thursday kids!
Good Morning :)
Why is everyone picking on Shawn?
Huneeb - Yo mamas got a steel afro with rusty sideburns.
If me changing my name all the times gets on peoples nerves then I am doing something right! \,,/
Bo that yo mama one is ehh alright... I think you can do better...
and it doesn't get on my nerves I just am wondering if the multiple personalities are finally coming out or if it is a search for bOstick? an identity crisis perhaps...have you had anything tragic happen in your life? Anything you would like to talk about??...
Lets see.. Tragic.. hmmm. I saw a five year old girl get creamed by a UPS truck and the neighbors were trying to pull her twisted little dead body out from between the dual rear wheels. that was a few months ago. Want another one?
that is enough....would you like to talk about it?
Oh Goodmorning Jen.
I already did.
Once when I was twelve I accidentally shot a boy in the temple with a high powered air rifle partially paralyzing his face. He still smiles at me.. sort of.
New post fags. and huneeb. and my bride.
:)
New post fags. and huneeb. and my bride.
:)
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