I laughed!
Sorry Shawn to post over your stupid sappy "I'm married now cuz I'm dumb" post, but this was totally HP material! So, read this! If you can't.....pull the corners of your eyes and pretend you're a chink.
posted by Tumbleweed at 7:31 AM
227 Comments:
I said chink Scum....not gook!
whatever, i saw right through it. i don't think anyone on here will have a problem reading it. ya know, cuz everyone's fucking everyone............
emma hates you now.
FUCK! What does it say!!
that's not fair, bostick wouldn't know how to read it anyway.
I read the thing like a champ.
And fuck you weed. Give respects to the wife... when's the last time you fit into a size 7 girls...
jesus christ.........
hey shawn, who does emma hate now?
me.
Emma actually hates no one. I think you'd be surprised.
ha ha! you could've typed nothing and it woulda still said "me". i'm so clever.
I was 2 Shawn and your a sick fuck
horseshit. ok then, who is she all pissed off at?
Scumbag, That V chick is scared shitless of tornados and clowns. I bet the combination of you and that avatar are fucking with her pretty bad.
No wonder she isnt around.
you're also obviously sober
tornadoes kick ass!
clowns suck.
The death of your best friend,total destruction of the aftermath is left her to clean up, and then getting picked on about fucking somebody as GAY as johnny menace...
naw dude that makes ya tough, you know... alpha and all.
I think we all have issues! Bo screws animals....Shawn and I can't find anyone past puberty and Scum....well we know about the pacifier incident.
Weed. how many dildos do you have?
I'm sure it's rolled off her back and she's smelling the roses somewhere near you.
I CHOSE to find somebody not near puberty weed... what's your excuse?
I agree dipshit! Emma is sensitive and never gets picked on in here.....so back off. Just go back to the rhino shit and leave her be.
yeah yeah i know all about that shit, but she brought the last part on herself. hate to sound like a dick (which isn't at all unusual) but with this group she should known better. and i was mostly fucking with johnny........
I don't own any dildos.....but I do have 4 vibrators and 2 bullets.
true Scum.....anyone that teams up with johnny is bound to regret it
You guys really seriously think she's that sensitive?!?
LMAO...
(And Bostick, she uses them all at once).
she hates you.
I don't need an excuse.....I have admitted I like little boys(i'm in therapy). My youngest one even shaves his pubes so his dick looks bigger.
(and Bo...only when Shawn stops by and I can shove 3 of them in his ass)
yes shawn i do.
Yes I do Shawn.....cuz when the wind blows just right...her clit stands at attention
I see today is take Emma's inventory day!
Should I pop enough for all of us?
Only if you have a feedbag for weed.
I have a garbage bag... perhaps it could work the same.
Are you mad at us E? Every body thinks you are.
They think you're crying and pouting and sad...
what's crackin' ho?
emma, i think you're crying and pouting and sad.
Do I have a reason to be?
Hmmm, nobody can answer that question so maybe not?
my avatar is a tornado.
which is?
i'm a tornado and i'm going to KILL you!
my meds ran out. seriously this time.
gar ;jkvheg;'ionk4ct GVl
SPOOK!
I like tornadoes. They bring destruction, which brings renewal...
sorry to hear that scummy.
you should change your avatar to a girl tornado!
Yea it's alright fuckhead. They'll get more horse tranqs in soon dumbass.
COON!
psycho baby can see you!
why would i want to do that?
shawn, why was emma talking all silly when she was impersonating jen? does she have an accent or something?
Aw Weed must have left cause she got her feewings huwrt.
CUZ TORNADOES ARE COOL YOU FUCKBAG!
yes, she does.
Tornados are wicked cool. Dont change it.
what kind of accent?
Starfucker,
How do you answer the claim that you are pairing up with menace and that yesterday you were defensive when we asked if you guys were fucking?
Please answer in 25 words or less.
thank you.
Your BFF
Shane - Czech/Russian hybrid. Sloppy, whorish sounding.. with a drawl and a lazy eye.
is she one of them mail-order brides?
Was there pairing? I saw only one person in that spotlight... but then, maybe you saw something other than what I saw.
Why, would you be offended if we were fucking?
don't you dare.
oooo dare dare!
I have a porn with Czech lesbos in it. They cant speak a word of english but sure know how to eat ass.
i'd just be disappointed..........
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Starfucker,
How come Johnny is such a fucking idiot homo asshole to all of us but he talks all dirty to you and never ever makes fun of you.
Are you two having a torrid internet love affair? I think you are.
Please answer in 25 words or less.
Thank you,
Your BFF
Yes. she is shane. she is a mail order.
Maybe Johnny is a character emma created.
i like you.
bitch!
I like you too Fuckin' fag.
i like shawn most of the time too.
you seattle kids are swell...........
Because he's smart enough to know what it takes to really upset me.
Anybody can insult anybody, but my true insult is a game he plays with me constantly.
It's the equivalent of the Rhino comment to weed, it's just different.
I'm not the same as you fuckers.
You can't put that together?
.....
Maybe none of exist at all.
Maybe we're all just one big fat, lonely man in a basement surrounded by his comic books and a Costco tub of anal lube.
*smells the air
Yep - smells a lot like bacon grease, week-old spunk and cat piss...
i guess she regrets fucking him and now he throws it in her face......
11:32. In 30 mins I will be cuffing it to lesbo porn.
the cure sucks.
*ignoring the tornado
Yeah they are gay ass hell.
so does cc deville.
totally
and simon cowell
someone say "mail order bride"?
And Vince Neil.
emma use to like me. however, now i think she wants to kill me.
Insensitive fuckers.
Ask shawn about that H. He like the Latex stuffed kind.
and?
I think you all are over-reacting honestly and have been all week.
i wish johnny was here so shawn would get all pissed.
V, does this old fat naked basement man have each of his fingers painted up as each of us?
like fat finger puppets who quake and pray to be the next lucky one to enter his 'center stage'?
It's almost boring.
idiots.
i'm not overreacting you're overreacting.
*wants to lick Emma
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I hope Menace is gone for good that guy is a fucking kook.
oh man oh man.
shut up.
Dirty fucking mexican. His best buy job fired him for using the display computer.
LOL That's hilarious.
I hear Menace still gets breast fed when he goes over to the parents house for dinner.
johnny use to be cool. then he started being a prick. which is different from me because i've always been a prick.
it's part of my charm.
Menace was cool before all his hair fell out. Now he is bald and has a complex.
Naw dude, nobody likes you either, we just tolerate your bullshit.
And we feel sorry for you.
Who is going to make the "fuck menace" post?
FINE! I QUIT TOO!!!
raise your hand shawn
*so said the pedifile in the Furry suit
hmmm... now who here is truly fixated on Menace?
isn't there some other bone to chew on?
like, uh... ok, maybe not.
how about the Chiefs...
yo, scum, weed... what's the word on the draft this year.
I just don't understand all the Menace hatred... maybe I'm missing something. I don't know him at all - - but I never thought he was that bad...
Or maybe you guys just miss him, and you're lashing out in resentment??
I'm the fat finger!
Yeah and what about the Saints
FUCKERS!!
the saints? didn't that team get blown away by a hurricaine or something?
... I'm the pokey finger!
V - I hate what he does to Emma. That's why I hate the fucker.
Nobody wanted to answer that question, but I have respect.
faggots.
what up niggers and niggettes?!?!?
what exactly did he do to her?
Hi Carl! I missed you xoxo
Lets form a mob and go kill Johnny Menace.
Bo...I have no feelings! Shawn was just trying to get a rise outta me cuz he knows he will be signing divorce papers in a few months when the twat starts to gap.
i think Menace is a worthless sack of shit...and i'm the president of his fan club.
i say we snort a bunch of cocaine then go beat the shit out of that retard.
And Weed only knows that from experience.
Really Weed, a few months is all it took for your snatch to gape...
Is that a record?
thank you shawn
somebody gonna answer my question?
I knew that was coming! This shit is tight....just ask Carl
Don't under-estimate yourself honey, I'm sure it took less time than that.
nope.
I don't know the answer Scum
HIV....Hi V!
Well yea, he's going to believe anything you tell him Weed, the faggot can't even show his fucking face.
For all we know he's never seen pussy and a 5 inch sag in your hole really is the tightness...
Weed, can one of you little jigaboo boy toys really put his head up inside your coot and lick your gspot?
I should not over estimate you....it would take a dick with some actual girth to gape anyone!
http://www.pussy-porn-movies.com/free_cam_ticket.jpg
helskel,
why did you interrupt valyna and i's conversation lastnight?
I was gonna be offended by that Bo...then I thought about how hot that really would be.
V.....gross
editor shawn,
congrats on your recent marriage.
what is your husbands name?
Listen Weed. I can't pick on you because you're shanes golden girl. And I like Shane most of the time.
So unless I wan't to make enemies you need to shut the fuck up. I happen to be 7 inches strong and that's a little above average size.
yeah youd like that gnappy head rubbing on the walls of your pussy cave.
carl,
because she loves me.
want a better answer?
*doing his best to GAY it up in this here hatch
Good job Helskel... homo. Kiss your girl for me - with tongue.
yea yea....heard that before. Get out the american ruler Shawn and try that again. plus, a straw is at least 7 inches and that just aint gonna please nobody....although like Bo said....the extra ridges might be hot
hahahah,
*scores another point in his head
Me too.
Actually Weed, its factual that if it takes any more than 6.5 you're eventually going to get a gaper.
So really 7 inches isn't enough for you... And I'm impressed you admitted the straw theory.
You totally just admitted that I could go spehlunking in your snatch.
whore.
Good job at calling yourself out.
*sits and watches as you all insult yourselves into psychological oblivion.
*golf clap
so yeah, uhm...
I'm heading to the outerbanks (OBX) next week.
Time to do the real-man's fishing again.
And yes, that's very fucking interesting, a real conversation starter.. uh hmmm, yep, uh huh.
*wink
i m mstrbatin rigt now
wo is gonna catch itf?
i'm way past psychological oblivion my dear............
All I keep hearing from Shawn is.....my dick is small...blah blah blah
lunchtime....gotta strap on the feed bag
Happy Friday hoodrats, rednecks and bitches!
What's crackin?
Oh and Congrats on the marriage thing Shawn, please try not to pop her this time, I am almost out of those little plastic bicycle patches fucker :)
Im high as hell.
so they fired you for not going then Bos?
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Shawn's first record:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_AGP3i4Zhmhg/RgyOZOQYS1I/AAAAAAAAAAU/CkiDaSrz4HI/s1600-h/album3e.jpg
And Bo's:
http://bp0.blogger.com/_AGP3i4Zhmhg/RgyOtuQYS7I/AAAAAAAAABE/AN2mA5QhkAo/s1600-h/Cover6.jpg
Shawns first album was way gayer than mine
No huneeb. I found a better job when all the shit started going down and quit.
helskel,
on a serious note...are you chartering a boat down in nagshead? i'm asking becuase i'm trying to organize a fishing trip this spring and wanted to find a good boat/crew to rent.
I am in desparate need of a massage. takers?
Are you hot?
hotter than a sheep
You might be a dude or something. All anon people are hiding because they are old naked perverted fat men.
course if you're into hairy and wooly than I may not be your type...
I'm not anon, I am huneeb
I am elevated
elevated to where?
A stoned place
huneeb...
after all we've been through you aren't asking me first? i give the best massages.
what a diss.
didn't know you were good with your hands... besides all you want to see is my boobs
Carl,
we charter a boat out of ocracoke...
Maybe he was assuming he could rub your front?
Coke and Ocra... terrible combo... beautiful place.
you been there, E?
Maybe.
I think I fucked Johnny there.
:)
pussy sammiches and squirrel pie?
hahah,
I'll keep my eyes open then,
the nights I'm there...
Good. We were hoping for a photographer that could hold the camera still next time.
it all depends on the suction factor...
Yes, we thought so too.
true Em, he probably did. The last massage I got I think the guy kept raising the sheet to look at my bits
Well that's because your tits are fantastic huneeb... he was prolly just making sure they were real :).
and then wanted to see them again once he discovered they were.
anybody else thinks this --> :).
looks like somebody happy and drooling?
haha it does Em
or really drooling :)_
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hello bostick.
Okay Huneeb I liked your drooling much better :)
well your's can be salivating...and mine could be drooling :)
thats a good idea... but which is biting?
Doesn't a bite normally follow salivation?
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