Happy Thursday Assholes!
Let's dispel some rumors here, shall we?
1. Is Jen really Editor Shawns wife?
Yes. That is my wife. Introduce yourselves if you haven't please.
Johnny Menace and Bostick please DO NOT introduce yourself to my wife, she is from Russia and tends to take things very literally.
2. Are Carl and Emma having a lovers quarrel?
No. Spacklers disappeared and Emma's having internal dialogue issues.
Carl stop being a fag, Emma's not really pissed at you. Emma's still loaded, she couldn't be mad at anybody.
3. Did Calzone blow up Monkeys blog?
Yes, though he did it wrong if you ask me. Next time Calzone feels the need to blow up a blog, I recommend he pack himself in C-4.... And save us all the time and misery of having to deal.... Dilly.
4. Are Johnny Menace and Bostick fucking?
No. Well, yes. Okay kinda. From what I heard they've been cyber sexing for the last couple of weeks and it's getting serious. Just yesterday Bostick offered me up a piece of his wife in exchange for my JM + ES head band.
FYI - My headband fit tighter than his wife did.
5. Did Emma get laid off?
Yes. But she's going to start stripping and working tables at some clubs downtown. If that doesn't work she's moving to Thailand to shoot darts out of her snatch. I bought her a donkey just in case neither of those options are successful.
6. Is Carl homosexual?
Yes. Between last weekend and all of his ass-penetration comments; if he wasn't I'd be fucking shocked.
7. Does Emma have hardwoods or carpet?
Hardwoods.
8. Does Bostick have a penis AND a vagina?
Yes. The penis is really small and his vagina is a gaper. If you gchat or yahoo with him he will send you a picture (Johnny told me that).
9. Why isn't Huneeb a member?
Some one needs to make Huneeb a member of this blog, and for fuckssake Huneeb please get laid. Emma will be in Long Beach, CA next week... Meet her at Disneyland a week from now and have her fingerbang you at the Tea Cup ride.
1. Is Jen really Editor Shawns wife?
Yes. That is my wife. Introduce yourselves if you haven't please.
Johnny Menace and Bostick please DO NOT introduce yourself to my wife, she is from Russia and tends to take things very literally.
2. Are Carl and Emma having a lovers quarrel?
No. Spacklers disappeared and Emma's having internal dialogue issues.
Carl stop being a fag, Emma's not really pissed at you. Emma's still loaded, she couldn't be mad at anybody.
3. Did Calzone blow up Monkeys blog?
Yes, though he did it wrong if you ask me. Next time Calzone feels the need to blow up a blog, I recommend he pack himself in C-4.... And save us all the time and misery of having to deal.... Dilly.
4. Are Johnny Menace and Bostick fucking?
No. Well, yes. Okay kinda. From what I heard they've been cyber sexing for the last couple of weeks and it's getting serious. Just yesterday Bostick offered me up a piece of his wife in exchange for my JM + ES head band.
FYI - My headband fit tighter than his wife did.
5. Did Emma get laid off?
Yes. But she's going to start stripping and working tables at some clubs downtown. If that doesn't work she's moving to Thailand to shoot darts out of her snatch. I bought her a donkey just in case neither of those options are successful.
6. Is Carl homosexual?
Yes. Between last weekend and all of his ass-penetration comments; if he wasn't I'd be fucking shocked.
7. Does Emma have hardwoods or carpet?
Hardwoods.
8. Does Bostick have a penis AND a vagina?
Yes. The penis is really small and his vagina is a gaper. If you gchat or yahoo with him he will send you a picture (Johnny told me that).
9. Why isn't Huneeb a member?
Some one needs to make Huneeb a member of this blog, and for fuckssake Huneeb please get laid. Emma will be in Long Beach, CA next week... Meet her at Disneyland a week from now and have her fingerbang you at the Tea Cup ride.
posted by Editor Shawn at 7:24 AM
98 Comments:
So Bostick is Stickler and he is gay - but he is married? If that's the case Stickler shouldn't lie to his wife about his sexuality.
I agree. It's important to be open and honest with your partner.
Bostick you need to tell Betsy that Johnny gives it to you the right way and kick that bitch to the curb.
Jen that is very true but I think he lives in some middle state where they don't openly talk about these things :) and who knows maybe his wife looks like a man?
Shawn what is the donkey for?
and Em will be in LB!?!
Em if you want to meet up email me to let me know and I will gladly drive your way hun!! (This is Emma choice not yours Shawn) I'll take you to Disneyland sure! Afterall it is the happiest place on earth!
Jen - post some photos of you and shawn on your blog and I will believe it. For now you are still calzone.
Yes I change my name all the time because I am having an identity crisis. People roll their eyes about it and to me that is funny because I am demented and like to put my cock in things that bock. Like chickens.
Oh how did we ever forget to tell Jen about Bo's affection for farm animals! Jen if you have any small pets and Bo comes to visit find a safe house for them quick!
A middle state like Kansas or Ohio? haha
Jen - Don't listen to Bostick, he's a paranoid asshole. Everybody else wants you here with or without pictures.
Huneeb - I will be at Disneyland on Thursday with my family and then at the beach on Friday. Would you like to beach bum with me on Friday? You can meet my son :)
Bostick - I happen to know it is not Calzone. Calzone is here in Seattle and we have been fucking all morning.
and wtf is with all the bullshit? Carl hasn't showed us a picture and he's a fucking member!
you need to stop smoking that shit.
Emma email me, I would love to. (I won't flake like Carl...) Just let me know asap so I can get someone to cover my shift for my night job...can't leave the stripper pole empty ya know!
Yeah Bostick quit being such an asshole!
I have to go look for work today so I will email you this afternoon, but yeah Friday during the day I think...
:) I'll email you.
Anyone else notice Shawn getting all sweet, sensitive and innocent when his wife comes around?
*waves*
Hi Shawn :D
No problem Em...
oh goodie that gives me an excuse to go to LA and then I can stop by the Lush store!
why wouldn't we want pictures of Jen?.... is she shy.. or are those russian genes starting to kick in?
and to second bostick's picture proof of these rumors.. i think we also need proof of ENs hardwoods..
shawn.. your telling bostick to tell his wife about him and me.. but how soon did you tell jen about those headbands?
Shawn abandoned us. What does he expect? Runs away and avoids then jumps back in here expecting everyone to be his best friend. Next time pick up the phone asshole.
you know.. jen.. really.. why would your husband not want you to talk to me or bostick?.... think about it...
I only have one photo of Jen and it is starting to become a bore. I can barely pull one out to it anymore..
thanks.. bo.. your really helping the cause..
hey and why just me and bostick?.... jesus shawn.. carl has the green light to talk to your wife? and sullen? and H? and shane? and calzone? and hunee b?
why are you discriminating against all the straight white guys?
You have a picture of me?
The one from the meltdown.. Remember?
Oh. It's the same one I used for the message board! That was a very long time ago! lol!
Hey, fuck you Menace. I'm not trying to discriminate against anyone. I'm just saying don't waste your time unless you want to brush her hair and paint her toenails... fag.
Bostick,
Fuck you too. Nice way to welcome a new person. Fucker.
Shawn
Ok Jen, I am sorry I said I wacked off to your photo, I didn't really do that.
Shawn stop being a dick.
so we have to be gay like carl to talk to jen... can't jen make up her own decision...? she's a big girl..
or are you saying you don't discriminate go ahead and talk to my wife?
Is Jen Russian? Ive always wanted to go to moscow and see Stalin's shrine.
and you know to help jen in her decision... i say.. check out my blog... give a read through.. it should tell you enough about me... and then you can decide to talk to me or not....
i'd like to recommend the THanksgiving post
That is my favorite!
Sweetness, try not to take offense to what johnny did to my mother in that post.
I think your mother was due Shawn. What's with Jen?
I said I cuffed it to her photo and Shawn says I made her now I am a jerk.
i left out 'mad' between her and now. oops.
LOL! Well I'd be mad if you "made" my wife too!!
LOL! Way to go dumbass, you upset the whole Simpson family!!
I hope her unborn child is okay.
WOW hold on no Frankenpenis is spawning!?! Everybody run! The world is doomed.
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:) I love that Shawn never tells anybody anything around here.
WHO DELETED?!?!?!
I did...it posted twice :)
Em have you ever been to Disneyland?
Yes, I have. Which is why I'm looking forward to seeing the excitement in my own little minions eyes when Mickey bops around that corner.
Then? After pictures and whatnot? I'm going to try and bang him.
LOL... it will be their first time then! How exciting!!! I always have a blast when I go!
Me too! I like the Tea Cups actually. I really need somebody to make out with on the Pirates ride though.
go into the 3D bugs life movie thing it is really cute your littlest one I think will enjoy it and make sure you go too CA Adventure land it's gotten really good and the virtual California thing is neat! Oh did you know Disneyland now serves alcohol! :)
I like the Indiana Jones ride and the Alice in Wonderland one! Are you going to get Mickey ears or Mickey hands? (I have um!) :D
hmm need someone to make out with huh?
Holy fucking shit. Disneyland serves alcohol now?
Well, I'm in like flynn.
I want the mickey hands... to go with my pig-tails.
YEP! Go to the restaurant section they have a sportsbar and other rest.'s that serve... also have smoking sections in CA Adventure land... don't remember seeing them in Disneyland tho.. but they could be there..?
I always wear pigtails when I go to Disneyland!
Well I'm a smoking, drinking fool then!
good times...good times!
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dude this double comment thing is annoying!
your annoying yourself?
You a smoker Em? Didn't peg you for one... well at least not when you're sober...
well it is more of Blgger annoying me but thanks Johhny...
Johnny doesn't know any better Huneeb... I do smoke, but only after sex...
So, maybe like, a pack a day or so.
hehe :)
I have an oral fixation issue.
I chew a lot of gum...
Ok, what the fuck.
I mean damn.
I mean, Johnny, go kiss your boyfriend. You're about as straight as a Sherman Hairpin.
And I have proof you're pourterican, and that you run with the 'Sharks'.
"The Jets are in gear!"
I mean, Hi Jen!
Welcome to the "Id."
(it's the really bad part of your mind that the other parts try to cover up for all the time)
And I know I'm gonna get smacked down by the girls for this...
But Mickey is a chump, and all his Disneyland fag-a-long friends too.
There! I said it. I feel much better.
Hmmm... you don't seem to mind Mickey too much when you're licking him against my thigh. *grrrr
I wanna go to Disneyland with the girls and make out on the pirate ride. *pouts
BTW, Bo's wife has some stellar titties.
That's Mickey on your thigh?
I thought it was just a stick-man with elephantiasis.
uh oh.
butthole.
And to think, I let you have me for breakfast this morning.
;)
HI EMMA :) :)
xoxoxox
Hello beautiful!
Hmmm, breaking that fast was wonderful indeed.
Hi V!
I like V's Mickey painting too!!
H you are just a party pooper, fun sucker...everybodies love Disneyland!
69!
Yeah, I never get to do that!
V I think I need proof of this Mickey on your thigh...
...and so the prophecy is fulfilled...
I'd give you more than just my thigh miss Hunee...
...one rodent will come,
with squeeky voice,
and a horrible affliction...
...and with him,
comes a terrible undoing of animals...
and with him he will bring the wrath....
of a duck....
a dog..........
and a .... dog-like...... mutant thing
HEY HELSKEL DAMNIT!!! STOP STEALING MY HORROR INTRO!!!
...and the hellish hound they will name for a planet that was named for a god that was in fact named for killer rabbit...
...and each had his own disfigurement...either by the skin or by the speech or by the complete lack of cool...
lol, complete lack of cool...
V: oh? :D like what? H tells me that you are still holding 'that' picture hostage... lol... make him work for it!
Almost everyone has come to play today! All we are missing is Shane Annabel and Tumbleweed and we got the whole gang... although Shane is a little bitter these days... maybe the extra kid puts a dent in his beezo money...
Sorry... work is calling...
I can't play anymore :*(
*kisses and bites to you all
boobie nuzzles V!
I think I'm alone now...
...there doesn't seem to be anyonnne arrround...
bangel girl!
oh e oh eee ohhhh
guess who I am seeing tonight!!!
Michael Jackson
Mel Tourme
Louis Feringino?
Hosta La Pasta
no
lemme see if I can help...
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the lonely Only the lonely ...
Roy Orbinson?
I thought he was dead.
RIP, Roy
We love ya.
ok ok... i have the topsecret info now.
have fun doing the egyptian girl!
lol, I will..
I just want everybody to know that I am working on a friday post.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Shawn dude...your wife's blog rules dogpound.
When you two chill out for gut luggage it must be like my dinner with fucking Andre.
Mad skills.
Calzone. I had a dream about you last night. I am writing about it.
I can't wait to share "it" with you.
I have a penis and a vagina.
Carl is living in my hoo-hah.
Calzone blew up my blog.
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