The black fella that cuts my grass came by today.
His name is moses and he is black as tar.
That is not racist.
He is totally black as tar for real.
I buy him a 12 pack of heineken and put it in the bushes.
Only I have a few bushes.
He hunts it like a panther.
Dipping and diving then pouncing on it like a wild beast.
The Heineken is like a chicken.
Only sexier.