A little premature..... but that can be expected
You'll have to relight those candles and wait a little longer... I haven't left... and i'll never be away.. unless you want to boot me from this blog ... going on boot #8?...... just rewrap your presents... and sit patiently... everyone will get what they want.... besides shawn needs some time to catch up...
and since we are celebrating prematurely..... Merry Easter fags
posted by Johnny Menace at 11:47 AM
125 Comments:
thats the gayest looking easter bunny i've ever seen...and i've seen alot.
Carl, you misspelled "a lot."
thanks butter nipples.
You're welcome muffin buns.
what are you doing this weekend piglet?
any fuck-fest's on the schedule?
goddamnit........
Why did Johnny shut his blog down?
hello?
hi scummy!
what's crackin' ho?
everybody hates us now. it's cuz we're jerks. ok, they probably just hate me...........
I <3 you scum, even if you are a racist redneck with 20 kids
hey!!!
i only have 4 kids.
at least they're cute. psycho baby has issues though.........
I drop my kids off at the pool every night.
I have thousands... it's amazing... If I don't let them go they'll die.
i shot a bunch of my kids down the shower drain this morning..
You're all sick fuckers.
I <3 you Scummy.
Not sure why... Maybe it's because I like pain and torture.
But, yeah.
You're alright, yo.
I hate all of you.
except E cause she has fun in traffic.
fuck you too Shawn
awww, sigh.
can't we all just fuck along?
you know, huneeb, you've been a little bit sensitive lately?
You wouldn't happen to be "starting" would you?
Cause you've been a real bitch.
Oh, I see. We're trying to go from sweet and sticky to bitter and cold.
If you can't beat em, join em and beat em, right?
I'm sure if you tell him you swallow he may give not give back change.
editor shawn,
how many times did your husband bang you in the ass on your honeymoon?
my ol' lady is "starting".....thank god.
Well, let's see. We pulled up that task list you gave us. The one with the pasted pictures.
I think we did it all at least twice. Then we held each other and listened to James Blunt.
emma is one road raging bitch!
I wasn't even driving this time!
whats new and exciting in Boner Springs?
nothing.
haha starting no, Shawn hate is a strong word
huneeb,
how cum you are hanging over here and not paying attention to our online chat?
becuase she hates you.
i don't blame her scumbag.
i hate me.
haha, I can multitask, ask Johnny it's one of my skills
oooooooo...
so johnny knows your skills. and to think all along I was his accomplice.
huneeb MUST be fucking johnny. it's so obvious!
Well Em you are def his Bonnie
she keeps her extra brains in her boobs.
apparently not. Johnny knows nothing of my multitasking skills.
helskel must be fucking huneeb too!
and who did you hear that from?
johnny?
johnny's got spy-tech
is johnny fucking johnny too!?!
helskel's fucking johnny?
Is everybody fucking Johnny but me?
Oh I wish!
he's such a dreamboat!
i'm not. shawn's my boo........
Looks like we're burning the wrong witch boys!
oh, Bitch, not witch... my bad.
haha who else am I fucking? H if that is true I have a huge brain!
Also Johnny wants me to metion that I have the skills to pay the billz
if only he'd stop denying my love.
SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH!
*Look at the brains on that Honey!
what witch/bitch are we burning?
i burned emma once, but it was just gonnorrea.
Well at least we know he responds to somebody.
Now does everyone believe Im not in it with Johnny?
looks like huneeb loves the warmth of the spotlight.
you go girl... you go.
H are you looking in the archive?
that's why she hates me and started fucking johnny.
Sorry E.
You deserve an apology.
oh Sybil.. we know the truth.
you are Johnny
Huneeb... I love that spot of the archive.
those pics of your chest take up some serious gigage.
What the hell happened in here yesterday? Did someone get burned? Is that why Johnny changed his URL? Shawn who is a witch? H ahh there you go faggin it up, hug. Em I see no spotlight
Sorry H, maybe a memory stick is a better space for them?
Scumbag - I thought that was at the liqour store.
did johnny have a URL? ... I'm so outta the loop.
Fags here! Get your Fags here!
I still owe you an apology E.
fuck you.
I gotta better space for them, huneeb...
come closer...
and I'm gonna need help,
anyone??
Shawn - yes you do. And so does Bostick... but I'll take it out of his ass later.
Quit bagging on me Scumbag. It's all reciprocal.
Yeah, cause you don't multitask well huh E?
I don't get the liqour store thing.
yeah, but none of mine is based in reality.........
Yeah, cause you don't multitask well huh E?
I don't get the liqour store thing.
Scumbag once poured 151 on his dick to kill his crab infestation.
It was sirry!
It hurt so bad he punched a chink customer while he was working....
nice try.
i'm out.
that's silly. maybe he should have lit a match
and then told the chinks wife to blow on it....
I was going to youtube it... but the FCC banned it 5 minutes in.
Good. Me too.
It's been real.
bummer. That would have been entertaining...they alwasy ban the good shit.
Em I once found out that it takes 5 shots of 151 to fuck me up.
Ok that's two down.
peace out homies
well fuck.
what's next?
Wait.
wait for what?
Okay so. What the fuck made Hunneb leave?
And why did Shane pussy out?
What the fuck?
I didn't leave?
E?
E left
Don't you have johnny to talk to Huneeb.
Run along with your retard boyfriend. You know you played it off really well the other day when you were all about ragging on him.
passing it off to emma, boy you had us fooled!
scared without her? Maybe H will hold your hand
oh, my bad. You were multitasking... that's right.
*tongue
yes please?
Wha? He's too skinny for me
Some friend you are. I bet you had Emma thinking you liked her huh?
wow, too bad you didn't turn around so she could see your other face.
I'm such a dick.
and it has to do what with my friendship?
what is Shawn talking about???
Don't make this about me. I'm just trying to get the hell out of here with a happy exit.
I'm just glad that the truth is out there and I am free to go with a clean slate.
I now know there will be no EN = Johnny getting married post and that is alright with me.
Happy Friday :)
That's what IM saying!
Stupid.
Em... am I still to burn cd's for you this weekend???
xx
what the fuck is going on?
Yes love. Please do.
whatever is going on can't we all just hug it out?
"Hugs, not Fugs."
Just for the record I like each and every one of you even Shawn and Scum when they are being assholes (except that Clown, he's creepy) and even Johnny even tho sometimes his answers drive me crazy...
I am not mad at anybody.
Hug it out bitches, hug it out.
I like hugging...
It presses titties into titties.
true, it's like a freedom to grope
now this is diplomacy!
someone grab lube....
bring some Skittles, I like Skittles
and melted peanut butter
I love peanut butter too!
V I had a PB&J sammich for lunch, I thought of you while I was eating it. :)
...this is going to turn into that alley scene again isn't it girls?
:-P
ahh I forgot about that one, thank you so very much for refreshing my mind on that one H!
Ok... time for me to get drunk.
*moist kisses
jesus fucking christ
you rang?
Bo is stole my line!!
Oh wait, that's not right. Mine is more like... "Oh God! OOOooh God!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Menace, Shut the fuck up and suck my balls.
fag
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